Topic: Photoshop contest: My stupid ISP's banner ads (Read 5778 times)

Demosthenes · « **on:** August 18, 2004, 03:36:50 PM »

So my ISP informed me that it's their policy to banner paying customers' webpages.

I figured I'd make some banner ads of my own.

Then I thought, "hey... who else is really good at coming up with smartass things like this?"

Here I am.

Animated GIFs are preferred, if you're capable of it. I've got a few ideas of my own that I'll post once I finish them, but I want to see what the rest of you come up with first.

Here's the original:

Have at it.

The_FOO · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2004, 03:40:27 PM »

Wow, they sure do know a lot of stuff. SSL certs, search engine submissions and everything. It's times like this that I wish I was at all artistically inclined.

ho0ber · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:39:55 PM »

hehehehe, i'm working on one right now...

ho0ber · « **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:48:47 PM »

Here you go!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:55:19 PM »

OMFGLOL!

ho0ber, that's teh funay!

ho0ber · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:57:00 PM »

I thought you would like it!

Ahhh, photoshop is teh funnay by its self, and it's so much fun.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2004, 04:58:56 PM »

Nice!

The_FOO · « **Reply #7 on:** August 18, 2004, 05:00:21 PM »

I like it. e09t! Good one ho0ber.

Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** August 18, 2004, 06:36:13 PM »

I'm on vacation but as soon as I get back to work next week, this will be on my priority list!

pbsaurus · « **Reply #9 on:** August 18, 2004, 07:06:55 PM »

Enjoy your vacation Judge

Anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** August 18, 2004, 07:21:25 PM »

I am! But there's just a few days left.

Wanna see what I've been up too?

click

ho0ber · « **Reply #11 on:** August 18, 2004, 07:24:45 PM »

Ah, I had such an awesome vacation there... please tell me you are staying in the old city... so much fun. We ate crepes like every meal.

Hope it is going well!

avalanche · « **Reply #12 on:** August 18, 2004, 07:33:01 PM »

TehJudge is teh pretty!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #13 on:** August 18, 2004, 07:35:36 PM »

All I can say about my ISP right about now is this.

hackess · « **Reply #14 on:** August 18, 2004, 07:43:09 PM »

And a big fat HUUURRRRR to US Cable.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2004, 09:35:09 AM »

I'd pass on that opinion, but they'd probably find it objectionable.

hackess · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2004, 09:38:50 AM »

Yes, but if you put it on your old hosted webspace, they can't do anything about it!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2004, 10:20:55 AM »

Well, that's where this is, after all...

Min · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2004, 10:35:40 AM »

Maybe you should try dot5 hosting...

The_FOO · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2004, 08:52:49 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Well, that's where this is, after all...

Now that's funny.

I'm quite happy with my ISP. Not that that helps you any, just thought I'd like to rub it in.

Anonymous · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2004, 07:34:29 AM »

I got off track and turned it into a Star Trek thingy...

Law · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2004, 09:27:23 AM »

The_FOO · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2004, 09:36:29 AM »

The McDonalds thing just doesn't seem to fit though.

7.5/10 for content
9/10 for appearance

Anonymous · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2004, 09:41:58 AM »

Quote from: The_FOO

The McDonalds thing just doesn't seem to fit though.

True. It's just that yesterday I was at the drive true at MacDonalds and there was a line up. they took like 5 minutes per car. I wanted to leave but I was stuck in the lineup. When I finally got there I said "Hey! Isn't this suppose to be fast food?"

"Sorry Sir ,we're doing the best we can"

"Well you're best is mediocre. Now how about a MacSuckIt© morron?" and I left. So I felt like putting it in even if it doesn't relate to Star Trek.

xolik · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2004, 09:53:14 AM »

Quote from: TheJudge

True. It's just that yesterday I was at the drive true at MacDonalds and there was a line up. they took like 5 minutes per car. I wanted to leave but I was stuck in the lineup. When I finally got there I said "Hey! Isn't this suppose to be fast food?"

"Sorry Sir ,we're doing the best we can"

"Well you're best is mediocre. Now how about a MacSuckIt© morron?" and I left. So I felt like putting it in even if it doesn't relate to Star Trek.

First thing up: Your banner rocks. Or IT'S TEH R0X0RZ!!!

Netxt thing up: I hope you really didn't do that to the poor drive thru guy.

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