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programmers?
« on: March 23, 2011, 10:04:40 AM »
any o=one program at all? im really curious ;p  :w:
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2011, 10:10:50 AM »
What's o=one? Some sort of Perl subset?
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2011, 10:32:54 AM »
well im in class and typing while looking at the teacher so no its not pearl just not fully here, plus no coffee yet -.-'

i just joined so yeah but i see it says your a hacker?!

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Re: programmers?
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2011, 10:44:32 AM »
Those titles under our forum names aren't always 100% accurate.

But I am a programmer -- a really old one.

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Re: programmers?
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2011, 10:54:18 AM »
mhm! young and old! a vast range of programmers!
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2011, 12:15:50 PM »
I am neither a programmer or a hacker.

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Re: programmers?
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2011, 01:51:45 PM »
I'm a programee.
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2011, 02:53:46 PM »
I'm pro-grammar.
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2011, 03:22:18 PM »
I like prog, but I'm not much into ramming it.
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2011, 03:51:55 PM »
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

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Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: programmers?
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2011, 12:54:40 PM »
Well i get what he was talking about though! anyways some programmers i see, some are not.
Well what do you know and yeah. Lets converse on this topic! ;]
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2011, 12:01:13 PM »
This topic has now switched tracks to favourite baby animals. Mine's kittens!
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2011, 02:51:44 PM »
Mine used to be kittens.  Now it's baby humans.
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2011, 03:32:00 PM »
Quote from: Detta on March 25, 2011, 02:51:44 PM
Mine used to be kittens.  Now it's baby humans.

Those are too expensive.

I prefer baby Corgis.
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2011, 03:50:58 PM »
Maggots, grubs, and various other larvae, oh my.
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Re: programmers?
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2011, 06:24:23 PM »
Nope, I'm sorry but it's clearly puppies.

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