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« on: July 12, 2006, 01:16:09 PM »
Thats entertainment for you.
The person to whom this photo belong will understand.
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Entertainment / This forum is shit« on: June 16, 2006, 01:03:28 PM »
Too all of you I have met, you are all arseholes, Chris, your website is shit, and you really need to gain some webskills.
Darkshade, you were alright, but Xolik, you are the biggest cunt on the planet, fuck off and die. So yea, basically you are all tossers, and really need to join a decent forum, I am a member of many, and this is by far the worst. So please Ban me, make yourself fell good that you have the power to click a mouse and ban me you twats.... 3
Entertainment / America's most intelligent...« on: June 14, 2006, 07:34:04 AM »
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Anarchy / Cultural differences explained.« on: April 29, 2006, 03:56:48 PM »
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English". Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid. Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it. Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. me find funny... 8
Anarchy / Maybe a little of the point...« on: April 28, 2006, 05:14:27 PM »
Hi everyone,
Now as you will know when i tell you, I am English. And the vast majority of you on here are American/Canadian (sorry to generaize if that annoys you lot) But i do hve a friend that lives in Texas and I was speaking to him about the foot n' mouth thing a while back... Now this i'm sure will not apply to all of you (or maybe if american broadcasting is nationalistic it may) but my friend was saying that he did not realise that England was compleatly shut down to any kind of in-port (especially not livestock for obvious reasons) and that the country was burning millions of cows and sheep in the fields... toatal mayhem... He at first thourght that i was joking - but as i am sure that you will all know i am not... (or maybe you dont) Is american broadcasting that poor at bringing you worldwide news? - Or is it that my friend is a lazy fucker and couldnt be arsed to watch the news? 9
New Geeks on the Block / Hi from the UK« on: April 25, 2006, 04:45:32 AM »
Hello everybody, i am here mainly because I have nothing better to do on afternoons.... - no offense intended, but I feel I will enjoy my stay.
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