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Okay...I feel kind of bad, so I'm not going to smite you and insult you and call you a doucenozzle like I want very badly to. Instead, I'll offer you some advice, from the viewpoint of a woman.
Some women like to be insulted, berated, and dominated. Some don't. There isn't an in-between. And the majority of women don't like being insulted, and will listen to you insult them and throw their drink in your face. While this is an effective way of getting free alcohol, it isn't a constructive way to "get laid."
So make sure you assess the woman's mindset before openly degrading her...it'll save you some embarassment.
I'd have to agree. Women like to feel that no matter what other women walk across the room, your attention will be on her only. If your insulting her she's not going to feel very superior to the other women around. Instead, be a gentleman. Provide positive feedback about how she looks, laugh or at least give a smile at her jokes, and treat her like a person instead of the thing that will "relieve the pressure" at the end of the night. This my friend will ensure a happy ending.