ok

Too all of you I have met, you are all arseholes, Chris, your website is shit, and you really need to gain some webskills.

Darkshade, you were alright, but Xolik, you are the biggest cunt on the planet, fuck off and die.

So yea, basically you are all tossers, and really need to join a decent forum, I am a member of many, and this is by far the worst.

So please Ban me, make yourself fell good that you have the power to click a mouse and ban me you twats....

I just love the part where he tells the bouncer, "Ya, I know a bot." - Thats really going to get you into clubs!

Cool videos, really like the spinning grounded arm-bar. Havent seen that before.

England all the way!, no really I hate football, I hope paraguay wins.

A short explosion... 

Ok, now this thread is really starting to freak me out...

However seen as "6.6.6." is coming, maybe the devil will be reserected to cast evil across the world for eternity.

*sigh*

This is one of those sites with shocking videos and stuff: http://www.shocku.com/indexafp.php

...the kinda site that makes you wonder whether you'd rather be covered in bees: http://www.shocku.com/indexafp.php?id_actu=149

or

mauled by lions: http://www.shocku.com/videos/index....v&beg=12&test=3

well, which is it?!

That post wasnt even his, he copied it from another forum i am a member of, I read ages ago.

none of the routines I posted were 30 years old.  And, you are right, because I am using Napster I am limited to things that have been released on an album, and therefore everything's at least a little bit old.  My idea was to pay tribute to the giants and classics before moving on.  I'm sure everyone's heard of this lady too because of her comedy central play, but I have been a fan for a long time:

Listen to Hollywood Standards by Maria Bamford : http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/15209170

Look, once again:  *I'm* not registered with Napster.  What I'm taking advantage of is their new NapsterLinks advertising scheme where you can turn anything in their library into a link which can be listened to up to five times.   To me this means: free web-based audio to be taken advantage of as much as possible before they move on to their next crazy scheme.

Look, abortretryfail, It really seems that nobody is interested in your comedy routines...

Now I would personally suggest that you stop your shitty little comedy routines, but as you are reading this you are probally thinking why should I listen to this jerk?

Well you dont have to abortretryfail, I don't command you, but If you want to have friends here that actually respond to your posts with a bit of thourght and purpose, I would start being nice to the regulars and the mods, otherwise you are really going to be 'un'-welcome here.

How does this jerk know? I too was a twat that did'nt want to listen when i first joined this forum, but I listened, I learned of the regulars and mods, and I have changed my ways, I think you should too.

And just think to yourself,
who is being the jerk?

Quote from: Levy

I like America

'Course ya do, mate. It's only a gazillion times better than poxy old Blighty.

(not really)

I'm glad that was I joke Ivan! - because you are soooooo far from reality with that comment. lol.

The one thing I will give you though is that America has some decent weater, unlike England at the moment!  

Yer i knd of liked the metaphor as well

Judge, you make some excellent points, and I certainly agree with your statements. That was a very well done article, and thank you for writing it!

I back that comment, really good article. Thanks for taking the time to post it.