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Main Forums => New Geeks on the Block => Topic started by: Joe Sixpack on December 20, 2007, 07:37:46 PM
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My account still works, that's what.
I have finally returned from my expedition to the farthest reaches of the Darkest Himalayan Jungles. We discovered many fascinating places, cures for basically every world problem, and a spiritual template that would bring together all nations, colors, and cultures. As you would expect, the rest of my party had to be cannibalized, and the Satanic Military-Industrial Complex is kind of sitting on my discoveries, so I seem to have some free time.
How's it goin'?
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Who's this guy?
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You have forgotten the face of PEPE.
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Welcome back!
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w00t!
Nice to see your shiny metal ass around here. Now, who's going to drop off the face of the internet to make room for your return?
I vote for the FNG.
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I can't remember who that is, if I ever knew, but he sounds In-Famous. *The* FNG.
What ever happened to Skorne? 'Cause I vote for him.
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Sounds like this guy's cool. I like 'im. 8-)
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FNG=fuckin' new guy
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cuncurs
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Hey guy, welcome back!
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"Hey, Joe..."
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Hi Joe.
Got that youngin' playin' soccer yet?
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Hey, welcome back Joe.
*puts on sunglasses*
8-) We...missed...you...
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IT'S A FETISVUS MIRACLE!!!
Welcome back dude!
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Sounds like this guy's cool. I like 'im. 8-)
You're not qualified to express any opinions about Joe. Pipe down.
Sup, J6P? Hopefully all your dopjeo has been [LISTing]null this year.
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Yay Joe!! You going to stay?
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I so happy!!! :-o
Please say you plan on sticking around.
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Hey dude.
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Aw shucks, fellas.
-Young'un (that's how we say it here) was playing soccer in the womb, and started on my ball sack at the first opportunity.
-The ones that are qualified to express an opinion on me, please keep it to yourself, unless it's about my Godlike Sex Powers (GSP from here on out).
-I will try to be a better e-pal to you guys who have been such good e-pals to me. And at least one e-wife.
dopjeo... Jesus Christ man. I forgot how amusing you people are.
"Budokahn Mindphone"
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Your e-wife is missing again.
Wait, was ergo your e-wife, or was it Jester?
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JP
ergo was one of those easy types that you don't know where they've been.
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Howdy Sixpack. May the GSP flourish.
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The only consolation to me not making the HNFF playoffs this year is that at least my team did better than yours this year. The scoring in that league really sucks.
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Who? Me?
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Never mind, you said HNFF. I temporarily lost the ability to actually read.
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Oh crap, do I have to send a gift to someone? Or did I win? HA!!!
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One of the outsiders won. I guess we'll have to go back in the comments and see if they're in or not.
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Since I am such a "newbie", could someone do me a solid and explain to me why I can start new threads in certain forums but not others?
I have something totally wise and profound to post, so hurry and help me or you'll miss out.
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Members with less than 100 posts can't start a topic in the tech section. Can you guess why???
I don't see where I can change that setting for you. TheJudge or Chris has to. You can always start a thread and postwhore away till you get to 100 if you don't want to wait for one of them.
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This would never happen if Ron Paul ran this board.
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Is he a candidate for change?
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Well... I think he would try to put The Fed back on the gold standard... so most likely all change would be melted down and sold as bullion.
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Please send me gold bullions and I will modify post count requirements.
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I am posting here on behalf of my late brother-in-law widow. I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. The issue that I am presenting to you is a case of my client that willed a fortune in gold bullions to his only daughter. It is unfortunate that he and his daughter died recently. The wife died of heart attack on receiving the sad news a week after. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
But getting to the business in hand, my late brother-in-law had access to this forum (among many others), and he bequested that access to me. So if you can only send me a few gold bullions, along with your bank account information, i believe that i can help you get over your post count requirements and have a very good business relationship afterwards.
Can you be my partner on this? Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the next of kin is occassioned by the fact that my brother was a foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin.
Trusting to hear from you,
I remain Respectfully yours,
Mr Moses Odiaka.
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I am posting here on behalf of my late brother-in-law widow. I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. The issue that I am presenting to you is a case of my client that willed a fortune in gold bullions to his only daughter. It is unfortunate that he and his daughter died recently. The wife died of heart attack on receiving the sad news a week after. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
But getting to the business in hand, my late brother-in-law had access to this forum (among many others), and he bequested that access to me. So if you can only send me a few gold bullions, along with your bank account information, i believe that i can help you get over your post count requirements and have a very good business relationship afterwards.
Can you be my partner on this? Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the next of kin is occassioned by the fact that my brother was a foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin.
Trusting to hear from you,
I remain Respectfully yours,
Mr Moses Odiaka.
This is obviously a fake. The real thing would have random words in all caps.
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I deleted those parts as THEY HURT MY EYES.
Anyway, that's not what i was Trusting to hear from you.
I remain Respectfully yours,
Mr Moses Odiaka.
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I am posting here on behalf of my late brother-in-law widow. I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. The issue that I am presenting to you is a case of my client that willed a fortune in gold bullions to his only daughter. It is unfortunate that he and his daughter died recently. The wife died of heart attack on receiving the sad news a week after. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
But getting to the business in hand, my late brother-in-law had access to this forum (among many others), and he bequested that access to me. So if you can only send me a few gold bullions, along with your bank account information, i believe that i can help you get over your post count requirements and have a very good business relationship afterwards.
Can you be my partner on this? Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the next of kin is occassioned by the fact that my brother was a foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin.
Trusting to hear from you,
I remain Respectfully yours,
Mr Moses Odiaka.
D34R MRTRZ ODIAKAZ, WUZ U ON TEH CR4XX0RZ PIP3??? U STIPULATZ DAT UR CLIENTZ GOTZ LOTZ OF BULLIONZ BUT THEY D3AD. HE D3AD. HIS BITCH B D3AD, THEN DA DOGTHER WHOZ GOT ALL THE BULLIONZ SHE DE4D 2!!! WHY U WANT M4 2 S3ND U BULLIONZ MOTEHRFUKA??? YOUZ GOTZ TEH BULLIONZ ALR34DY!! MAN, U N33D TO S4ND M3 MAH SHARE BITCH! SO IN ORDA 2 M4INT3IN DIS BIZNESS DUSCISSONZ, U N33D 2 S3ND M3 UUR B4NK ACCOUNT INFO BROS! AND WIREZ ME THE BULLIOONZ ASAPZ!!!
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So what about the just-made-public old newsletters ostensibly penned by Mr. Paul?
Looks to me like he's a gonner.
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Yup.
Very sad if true.