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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: Min on December 22, 2007, 01:22:46 PM
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They can put a man on the moon but,
they can't put onions on both sides of the bagel??
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They can put a man on the moon but,
they can't put them all there? ;)
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we're from Mars
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And as we all should know, there's a terrible shortage of Onions up there.
So it was decided early on that Onions on only one side of the Bagel was adequate.
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They can put a man on the moon but,
I can't buy the same amount of hot dog buns as hot dogs.
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They can put a man on the moon but who is this 'they' anyway?
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They didn't put a man on the moon, it's all a big conspiracy by the freemasons. As i suspect it's the case with the bagel and onion.
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They didn't put a man on the moon, it's all a big conspiracy by the freemasons. As i suspect it's the case with the bagel and onion.
If you ever want to see something funny (I find most people do) then you should search for those videos where the "We didn't land on the moon" people confront astronauts. Watching grizzled old space jockeys punch space-truthers in the face is pretty hilarious.
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They can put a man on the moon but,
They can't put a decent deli/pizza place/bagel shop in Richmond, VA?
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They can put a man on the moon but,
They can't make him drink.
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They can put a man on the moon butt,
But you can't see him there from Earth.
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They can put a man on the moon but,
How can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
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They can put a man on the moon but,
They can't take our CO2 emmissions and strip off the carbon molecules and turn it back into fuel?
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They can put a man on the moon but,
They can't take our CO2 emmissions and strip off the carbon molecules and turn it back into fuel?
Sure they can. The problem is that takes more energy that you get from the fuel they produce.
How can you mend a broken heart?
Heart surgery?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
An umbrella? Heat it so it will evaporate?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
Wait a little bit? (about 3-4 billion years)
What makes the world go round?
Gravity and inertia?
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What makes the world go round?
Intrinsic angular momentum.
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Which is just a manifestation of his noodly appendage.
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Gawd has a noodly appendage ?
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(http://www.venganza.org/images/store/touched_hiqual.jpg)
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I saw that thing on Discovery Channel's Blue Planet.
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"Bob" is always up for (in)appropriate touching.
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They can put a man on the moon but,
They can't take our CO2 emmissions and strip off the carbon molecules and turn it back into fuel?
Actually they can, and are using solar power too. and are using solar power too. (http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/01/scientists_reinvent_the_plant.php#more)
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They can put a man on the moon, but they can't stem the tide of post-Christmas internet flailing that we always see.
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Actually they can, and are using solar power too.
The problem is that takes more energy that you get from the fuel they produce.
1. This is a rhetorical thread, mkay?
2. Make up your mind.
c. Quote some fucking body else for a change.
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They can put a man on the moon, but they can't put my lazy asshole ex-housemate on the moon?
If that's too much trouble, at least just launch him halfway and leave him be.
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Gravity is your friend.
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Gravity is your friend.
I took my ball and and went home once. Gravity was a meanie. Then my Mom gave me cherry Kool-Aid and it was good.
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Gravity is your friend.
Gravity is only a friend on the condition that you stay firmly where it intends to have you. If you move elsewhere, it quickly becomes one of your worst enemies. Some friend; more like a slave master.
But here I am firmly on solid ground, so we're getting along just fine, though I do resent its overbearing nature...