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Title: Am I lost
Post by: what the funk on February 27, 2008, 07:36:34 PM
Hi, signed up thinking i might get some pc help here, looking at the forum index i cant see where to post.

my pc is cutting out.

I've already deducted that its a hardware problem, It shouldnt be the harddrive as ive just installed a working drive from another pc, so im geussing either motherboard or ram.

I dont know how to test the ram and as i am using my pc im geussing the motherboard is fine, isnt there a battery somewhere on the motherboard that may need replacing? i've had this pc for over two years now.

any help will be gratefully recieved.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Dark Shade on February 27, 2008, 07:44:06 PM
Forgive me, but it's my nature not to give a shit unless you've read the forum rules.

Read 'em, then try again.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: what the funk on February 27, 2008, 07:53:18 PM
ok i'll try, but my pc is freqauntly cutting out so connection times may vary hence me not taking the time, my bad.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: what the funk on February 27, 2008, 07:56:28 PM
4. This is not a forum dedicated to hacking or technical support to help you troubleshoot your computer problems because your son downloaded too much porn. Don't sign up thinking that you can post your compuiter related problems and you'll receive help without giving back to the community first. Most of us have lives.

Fair enough, Iv'e signed up to the wrong forum then, i was under the belief that this was a place to get help, my apologies.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ivan on February 27, 2008, 08:34:29 PM
Ok, let's pretend for a second that this IS a tech support forum.


my pc is cutting out.

I've already deducted that its a hardware problem, It shouldnt be the harddrive as ive just installed a working drive from another pc, so im geussing either motherboard or ram.

I dont know how to test the ram and as i am using my pc im geussing the motherboard is fine, isnt there a battery somewhere on the motherboard that may need replacing? i've had this pc for over two years now.



How in God's Sweet Sweet Name do you expect anyone to give you advice when you don't even HINT at your PC specs?

Let's start with the important items first: What colour is it?
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Jaepheth on February 27, 2008, 08:37:23 PM
Ok, let's pretend for a second that this IS a tech support forum.


How in God's Sweet Sweet Name do you expect anyone to give you advice when you don't even HINT at your PC specs?

Let's start with the important items first: What colour is it?


Aren't all computers beige?
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ivan on February 27, 2008, 08:40:38 PM
Good point! I was attempting to ascertain whether we are, indeed, dealing with a computer, and not with an automobile or a sofa-bed.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: BizB on February 27, 2008, 09:25:46 PM
I vote for futon!
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Dark Shade on February 27, 2008, 11:21:08 PM
Futon!

Fair enough, Iv'e signed up to the wrong forum then, i was under the belief that this was a place to get help, my apologies.

Well, thank you. Apology accepted.

You're more than welcome to stick around, contribute a lil'. I'm sure once you've made a name for yourself, somebody would be able to help you in the near future.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Tprime on February 27, 2008, 11:46:21 PM
Quote
Aren't all computers beige?
Black is the new beige.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Novice on February 27, 2008, 11:57:55 PM
What's the old beige?
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ydnamtnediserp on February 28, 2008, 12:03:48 AM
i am, of course.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ivan on February 28, 2008, 12:17:55 AM
Nothing wrong with beige.

Nothing.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ydnamtnediserp on February 28, 2008, 12:22:45 AM
hi, ivan!
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ivan on February 28, 2008, 01:02:48 AM
Hi!  8-)

I'm only here because of a major disaster at work. I should be in bed.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Jaepheth on February 28, 2008, 03:53:20 AM
Hi!  8-)

I'm only here because of a major disaster at work. I should be in bed.


You'd probably have fewer disasters at work if you stopped stealing rivets from the support beams.

... and got the guys in accounting to stop summoning horrors from beyond.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Demosthenes on February 28, 2008, 10:19:28 AM
Hi, signed up thinking i might get some pc help here, looking at the forum index i cant see where to post.

my pc is cutting out.

I've already deducted that its a hardware problem, It shouldnt be the harddrive as ive just installed a working drive from another pc, so im geussing either motherboard or ram.

I dont know how to test the ram and as i am using my pc im geussing the motherboard is fine, isnt there a battery somewhere on the motherboard that may need replacing? i've had this pc for over two years now.

any help will be gratefully recieved.

I'll help you if you help me first.  I've got VMWare Server v1.0.4 running on my laptop (a Dell XPS M1330 running Slackware current, kernel 2.6.23.12-smp).  I can't attach a virtual sound device to my virtual machines, however, because it can't detect my sound card on the host machine.

By default, VMWare Server looks to /dev/dsp for host sound devices, which is normally a symlink to /dev/sound/dsp or /dev/snd/dsp.

However, neither of those things exist in /dev (well, /dev/snd exists, but there's no "dsp" there to link to), so there's no symbolic link called /dev/dsp.

So what /dev location is sound actually working through?  Sound on the laptop works great, but VMWare can't figure out how, and I can't either.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Jaepheth on February 28, 2008, 11:16:51 AM
I'll help you if you help me first.  I've got VMWare Server v1.0.4 running on my laptop (a Dell XPS M1330 running Slackware current, kernel 2.6.23.12-smp).  I can't attach a virtual sound device to my virtual machines, however, because it can't detect my sound card on the host machine.

By default, VMWare Server looks to /dev/dsp for host sound devices, which is normally a symlink to /dev/sound/dsp or /dev/snd/dsp.

However, neither of those things exist in /dev (well, /dev/snd exists, but there's no "dsp" there to link to), so there's no symbolic link called /dev/dsp.

So what /dev location is sound actually working through?  Sound on the laptop works great, but VMWare can't figure out how, and I can't either.

Sounds like a problem with the AC adapter.

Wait... the laptop was made in Britain right? Cause if not then it's a totally different problem all together.

*cue everyone* "It's a totally different problem."
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: ivan on February 28, 2008, 11:58:42 AM
You'd probably have fewer disasters at work if you stopped stealing rivets from the support beams.

... and got the guys in accounting to stop summoning horrors from beyond.

I'll bring it up at the next meeting.

Although I gotta say, rivet-stealing is pretty much part of the corporate culture here.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: BizB on February 28, 2008, 12:27:16 PM
I'll help you if you help me first.  I've got VMWare Server v1.0.4 running on my laptop (a Dell XPS M1330 running Slackware current, kernel 2.6.23.12-smp).  I can't attach a virtual sound device to my virtual machines, however, because it can't detect my sound card on the host machine.

By default, VMWare Server looks to /dev/dsp for host sound devices, which is normally a symlink to /dev/sound/dsp or /dev/snd/dsp.

However, neither of those things exist in /dev (well, /dev/snd exists, but there's no "dsp" there to link to), so there's no symbolic link called /dev/dsp.

So what /dev location is sound actually working through?  Sound on the laptop works great, but VMWare can't figure out how, and I can't either.
Turn your monitor upside down and Degauss it.  Works every time.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: pbsaurus on February 28, 2008, 04:59:04 PM
Have you tried pressing the ctrl+alt+stop_sauce keys simultaneously?  It always seems to work for me.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Tprime on February 28, 2008, 06:26:37 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CnDk9KLezt4
This is for cell phones, but I think it would work with your computer too.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Dark Shade on February 28, 2008, 09:24:26 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: BizB on February 28, 2008, 09:37:52 PM
I love it!
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: what the funk on February 29, 2008, 04:18:30 AM
Thanks for all the help, its so heartwarming to meet such decent people.

I now have the problem sussed, the gerbil that is powering my system was laid up having babys, now i have a super fast pc running at around 16 GPM.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: BizB on February 29, 2008, 07:32:27 AM
<keanureeves>
Whoa!  That's fast.
</keanureeves>
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: TheJudge on February 29, 2008, 07:52:04 AM
I'll help you if you help me first.  I've got VMWare Server v1.0.4 running on my laptop (a Dell XPS M1330 running Slackware current, kernel 2.6.23.12-smp).  I can't attach a virtual sound device to my virtual machines, however, because it can't detect my sound card on the host machine.


Usually, problems with virtual sound are related to not hooking up your virtual ears correcty.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Demosthenes on February 29, 2008, 10:56:29 AM
Aaaaaaand this concludes my demonstration of why it's useless to ask for any technology help on this forum.

I hope you learned something valuable from this, newbie.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on February 29, 2008, 11:22:28 AM
Thanks for all the help, its so heartwarming to meet such decent people.

I now have the problem sussed, the gerbil that is powering my system was laid up having babys, now i have a super fast pc running at around 16 GPM.

16 GPM? Thats...that's OVER 9000!
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: pbsaurus on February 29, 2008, 01:37:21 PM
Aaaaaaand this concludes my demonstration of why it's useless to ask for any technology help on this forum.

I hope you learned something valuable from this, newbie.

Did you even try the ctrl-alt-stop_sauce key combo?
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on February 29, 2008, 01:40:38 PM
Aaaaaaand this concludes my demonstration of why it's useless to ask for any technology help on this forum.

Whiner.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Demosthenes on February 29, 2008, 01:42:30 PM
Whiner.

That's two.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on February 29, 2008, 02:00:59 PM
Damn.  After all the plus points I've given you too.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Demosthenes on February 29, 2008, 05:05:33 PM
So you're the one.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on February 29, 2008, 05:06:24 PM
Somebody hadda' do it.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Dark Shade on March 02, 2008, 06:20:11 AM
*click*
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on March 02, 2008, 09:52:45 PM
*click*

Is there a problem?
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Dark Shade on March 04, 2008, 03:54:29 AM
Absolutely none. Check your PM's.  :-D
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on March 04, 2008, 05:58:27 AM
Whew.  I thought someone besides Demo was about to ban me.   :wink:
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: TheJudge on March 04, 2008, 08:45:29 AM
Did someone call?

 :evil:
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: pbsaurus on March 04, 2008, 01:57:22 PM
/me bans dcrog
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Demosthenes on March 04, 2008, 02:25:25 PM
/me also bans dcrog
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on March 04, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
*dcrog bans dcrog too
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: xolik on March 04, 2008, 02:35:44 PM
HAY GUYZ WUTS GOIN ON IN DIS THREAD?!?
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: Demosthenes on March 04, 2008, 02:54:37 PM
/me bans xolik
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: TheJudge on March 04, 2008, 03:00:19 PM
Dcrog is getting banged by everyone!


Oh wait... I read that wrong.
Title: Re: Am I lost
Post by: dcrog on March 04, 2008, 04:49:30 PM
Then ones banging me ain't built right for my tastes.