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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hello all I am Elsa
« on: September 07, 2007, 05:34:58 PM »
You forgot 'adjust the contrast so nobody can see my skin imperfections'.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you reading?« on: September 07, 2007, 05:33:45 PM »
Digital fortress was the last straw for Dan Brown in my book. I've read three of his books now, and they've been the SAME DAMN BOOK, right down to the end plot twist.
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Political Opinions / Re: Dept of Homeland WHAT?« on: September 06, 2007, 10:42:42 PM »
LOL. Yet another example of fucking noobs coming in unannounced and bringing up old threads to add nothing. How typical of a spammer.
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Anarchy / Re: Anyone know of a free but good proxyserver?« on: September 05, 2007, 09:17:17 PM »
Weren't you banned a long time ago?
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Entertainment / Re: Geek movies which belong in everyone's collection.« on: August 28, 2007, 09:27:59 PM »
I just got around to watching that movie with Rifftrax, it's fucking hilarious.
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Political Opinions / Re: Sprint Criminals« on: August 28, 2007, 02:17:53 AM »Sprint Criminals (Chicago to 35 miles) Why do you think I've stolen cable for all these years? 209
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Im New!« on: August 28, 2007, 12:01:34 AM »
We shouldn't let people who only post twice join in the first place.
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Main Page Stuff / Re: Fast Food, Fast Corruption« on: August 28, 2007, 12:01:04 AM »
I know people who use inexpensive hydroponic gear to grow 'herbs' to great effect indoors.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: August 24, 2007, 10:03:44 PM »
Is he a plastic rectum?
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Main Page Stuff / Re: Fast Food, Fast Corruption« on: August 24, 2007, 09:28:23 PM »
I'm a Breatharian.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: August 24, 2007, 09:00:12 PM »
Reports of his demise have been greatly exaggerated in the past, I'm not holding my breath this time.
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Anarchy / Re: What do you want to be when you grow up?« on: August 24, 2007, 03:03:03 PM »
It earned a point from me.
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Entertainment / Re: Aren't psychics great?« on: August 23, 2007, 01:29:12 PM »
I've done some fairly eerie cold reading style activities before (and I'm always the jerk in the corner who moves the Ouija board pointer at parties), I always figured that meant that I could be a cult leader as a fall back. Hmmm...phone psychicry sounds great actually.
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Entertainment / Re: Aren't psychics great?« on: August 23, 2007, 12:45:56 PM »
I think I'd make a great phone psychic, I'd likely make more money than I do at the present call center I work at.
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Entertainment / Re: Message Board Real Life« on: August 21, 2007, 11:28:40 PM »
This made my day.
Many times I laugh more reading youtube comments than the actual video. 218
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Im New!« on: August 16, 2007, 05:45:05 PM »
Do the collage classes supply their own glue?
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Entertainment / Re: Books that you should own« on: August 15, 2007, 03:07:27 PM »
Here are the books I'd ideally take with me when I move:
-The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells -The Time Machine, ditto -20,000 Leagues under the Sea by Jules Verne -The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and RAWilson -The Book of the SubGenius by Reverend Ivan Stang and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs -The Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy by Pope Bob -Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman -The Poor Man's James Bond by Kurt Saxon -Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard -The Gunslinger (and the other assorted DT books I have) by Stephen King -The Art of Deception by Kevin Mitnick -Assorted Doc Savage Bantam reprints by Lester Dent -The Silent World by Captain Jacques Cousteau. 220
Political Opinions / Re: How 'bout that Pacifism, eh?« on: August 15, 2007, 11:49:07 AM »
As he's hopped off already, I suppose it's too late to point out that Kirk never actually said "Beam me up, Scotty". Who's not worthy NOW, bitch?!
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Political Opinions / Re: How 'bout that Pacifism, eh?« on: August 15, 2007, 12:51:13 AM »
Well there was that one movie where a guy with neon crazy hacker typing gloves went and killed people who pissed him off in chat rooms or something like that...
Maybe it was just a fond dream of mine. 222
Entertainment / Re: WHEN THE HELL IS THE RICKY GERVAIS MOVIE COMING OUT?« on: August 14, 2007, 12:45:08 PM »
Fuck him, I'm waiting for Tony Clifton to get his act together and get The Tony Clifton Story released.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Fresh out of countdown!« on: August 14, 2007, 12:39:03 PM »Damn it feels good to be a gangsta You don't know funny til you've watched a deaf-relay operator read that out to a McDonalds manager from a payphone right next to the counter. 224
Entertainment / Re: Geek movies which belong in everyone's collection.« on: August 14, 2007, 11:29:24 AM »
Here's a tip from a guy who goes to the theatre at least once, often more than that a week. If you know in advance that a movie has things in it that will tick you off, yet want to go anyway because it will kick ass, shut off your higher brain functions. Seriously, this works every time. There are several ways of doing this. For the straight-edged, you can watch Fox or reality television for an hour or so prior to viewing. For those of you who (like me) lack the stomach for such ventures, I recommend something herbal.
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Entertainment / Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.« on: August 14, 2007, 11:24:45 AM »
Q: What's a horribly out-dated meme that betrays the presenter's n00bishness and overall lack of class?
A: Chuck Norris! |