Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 933213 times)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2850 on:** February 20, 2008, 06:56:27 PM »

I've decided to turn over a new leaf in my life.

From now on, no more forgive-and-forget.

Anyone -- and I mean anyone -- that wrongs me will be summarily pwned.

dcrog · « **Reply #2851 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM »

Ummm. So what are you saying has changed?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2852 on:** February 20, 2008, 08:25:39 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on February 20, 2008, 06:56:27 PM

I've decided to turn over a new leaf in my life.

From now on, no more forgive-and-forget.

Anyone -- and I mean anyone -- that wrongs me will be summarily pwned.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2853 on:** February 20, 2008, 11:02:23 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on February 20, 2008, 06:56:27 PM

I've decided to turn over a new leaf in my life.

From now on, no more forgive-and-forget.

Anyone -- and I mean anyone -- that wrongs me will be summarily pwned.

You're turning over a new leaf? You sure it's not an old leaf, and you're only just now turning it? That would make it seem like a new leaf. But it would still actually be an old one.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2854 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:09:53 AM »

Quote from: dcrog on February 20, 2008, 08:00:54 PM

Ummm. So what are you saying has changed?

I'm no longer going to allow people to take advantage of my kind and forgiving nature.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2855 on:** February 21, 2008, 10:58:54 AM »

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

BizB · « **Reply #2856 on:** February 21, 2008, 11:03:05 AM »

What if you had a Clamore for every other row?

dcrog · « **Reply #2857 on:** February 21, 2008, 12:42:37 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on February 21, 2008, 10:09:53 AM

I'm no longer going to allow people to take advantage of my kind and forgiving nature.

Ahhhhhh.

That must be the side which we have never seen.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2858 on:** February 21, 2008, 12:58:30 PM »

Quote from: dcrog on February 21, 2008, 12:42:37 PM

Ahhhhhh.

That must be the side which we have never seen.

That's one.

xolik · « **Reply #2859 on:** February 21, 2008, 09:27:30 PM »

I can't get over how quickly Obamamania has spread across this country. Seems like everybody wants in on Barack's big black caucus.

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #2860 on:** February 22, 2008, 12:02:14 PM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140206309501#description

crazy.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #2861 on:** February 22, 2008, 02:06:24 PM »

Someone's never heard of BitTorrent.

12AX7 · « **Reply #2862 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:46:30 AM »

The difference between a suthern zoo and a nawthern zoo...

A suthern zoo has a placard describing the animal species followed by

a recipe.

what the funk · « **Reply #2863 on:** February 28, 2008, 04:07:36 AM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on February 22, 2008, 12:02:14 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140206309501#description

crazy.

Certainly, they spent over three million dollars and got a tenner back, I earn better rewards than that on my Tesco Clubcard.

On the real though i'd love to own that collection, it says individually its worth over fifty million, it makes my record collection look like a box of junk.

Jaepheth · « **Reply #2864 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:45:43 AM »

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on February 22, 2008, 12:02:14 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140206309501#description

crazy.

e-bay was a terrible place to auction such an item. Sotheby's or Christie's would've been far more appropriate to reach the target demographic.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2865 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:08:22 AM »

In song lyrics, I like to replace the word "hand" with "ham" wherever it occurs. It makes for particularly funny songs that way. For example, Jerry Cantrell's song "Jesus Hands".

If you ever torch your bridges
If you're ever past the starlight
If you're ever unassured
Forever you will burn
As you sleep unearthly grace
Lay Jesus hams upon your face
To this sea you've been shot down
Now find the shore, it can be found
Can be found
Can be found
If you ever crack your small mind
If you're ever much disturbed
If you ever reach the shore
Forever be your turn
As you sleep unearthly grace
Lay Jesus hams upon your face
To this sea you've been shot down
Now find the shore, it can be found
Can be found
Can be found

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2866 on:** February 28, 2008, 05:04:42 PM »

* pbsaurus backhams Demosthenes

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2867 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:04:06 PM »

It also makes things like "Hams Across America" more interesting.

ivan · « **Reply #2868 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:28:39 PM »

Put your ham in the ham of the man who stilled the water.
Put your ham in the ham of the man who calmed the sea.
Take a look at yourself, and you can look at others differently.
Put your ham in the ham of the man from Galilee.

ivan · « **Reply #2869 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:34:57 PM »

Hey girls, gather 'round
Listen to what I'm puttin' down
Hey baby, I'm your hamyman
I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm hamy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can
If your broken heart should need repair
Then I am the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me
Here is the main thing that I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I truly can
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come, come
They'll come runnin' to me
Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, baby I'm your hamyman
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come, come
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's me
(Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come) I'm your hamyman
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) That's me
(Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come, come) I'm your hamyman
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Demosthenes · « **Reply #2870 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:39:29 PM »

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your ham
I'll let me hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham

And when I touch you I feel happy
Inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham

And when I touch you I feel happy
Inside
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah, you've got that something
I think you'll understand
When I'll feel that something
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham
I wanna hold your ham

ivan · « **Reply #2871 on:** February 28, 2008, 06:50:38 PM »

BUGGER! I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT ONE!

Anyway...

All men have secrets and here is mine
So let it be known
For we have been through hell and high tide
I think I can rely on you ...
And yet you start to recoil
Heavy words are so lightly thrown
But still I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you

So, what difference does it make?
So, what difference does it make?
It makes none
But now you have gone
And you must be looking very old tonight

The devil will find work for idle hams to do
I stole and I lied, and why?
Because you asked me to!
But now you make me feel so ashamed
Because I've only got two hams
Well, I'm still fond of you...

Oh-ho-oh!

(dang, I'll have to dig out that Smiths LP when I get home -- love this track SO MUCH)

*runs to YT in search of earworm*

Anyanka_was_framed · « **Reply #2872 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:13:40 PM »

I'm a fan of "pants" in the place of the subject of movie titles/popular movie lines. I haven't tried out pants in songs. I guess that's sort of old ~~ham~~ hand by now.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #2873 on:** February 28, 2008, 07:31:04 PM »

I like replacing the work reaper with reaver in song lyrics.

dcrog · « **Reply #2874 on:** February 29, 2008, 08:53:57 AM »

I like to occasionally rewrite songs. I probably shouldn't post this here to avoid copyright issues, but what the hell.

Come on home a drinkin'
rewritten by: dcrog
Original Lyrics: Don't Come home a drinking. (Loretta Lynn - Peggy Sue Wells)

Well I sat up a waitin' on you
Till’ you came home last night
You'd been out with all the girls
and you ended up half tight

Liquor and love that’s just the mix
That does it every time
So come on home a drinkin'
with lovin' on your mind

Yeah come on home a drinkin'
with lovin' on your mind
We’ll play right here on the couch
After closing time.
Cause if you want that kind of love
To me you know that’s fine
So come on home a drinkin'
with lovin' on your mind

[ steel - guitar ]

I never take you anywhere
because you're always gone
Many a night I wait right here
Sometimes until the dawn
Then you come in a kissin' on me
I love it every time

So come on home a drinkin'
with lovin' on your mind

Yeah if you come home a drinkin'...
Please have lovin' on your mind
Pretty Please.

I really like to follow someone doing the original version on Karaoke night.

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