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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2875 on: February 29, 2008, 09:18:16 AM »

This ham is your ham, this ham is my ham
From Chinese barbecue, to the honey glaz-ed
From the German Black Forest, to the Hawaiian Islands
This ham was baked for you and me
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2876 on: February 29, 2008, 10:25:36 AM »

We live in a remarkable age......The age of BACON BOWLS!

GENTLEMAN BEHOLD!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2877 on: February 29, 2008, 10:38:48 AM »

In-a-gadda-da-vida, honey,
Dont you know that I love you?
In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby,
Dont you know that Ill always be true?

Oh, wont you come with me
And take my ham?

Oh, wont you come with me
And walk this land?
Please take my ham!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2878 on: February 29, 2008, 04:44:38 PM »

sure, i'll play.

you want a man with a slow ham, you want a lover with an easy touch
you want somebody who will spend some time
not come and go in a heated rush
baby, believe me, i understand, when it comes to love
you want a slow ham

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2879 on: February 29, 2008, 04:46:44 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2880 on: February 29, 2008, 04:48:26 PM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2881 on: February 29, 2008, 05:04:05 PM »

now every gambler knows the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep
'cause every ham's a winner and every ham's a loser
and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2882 on: February 29, 2008, 05:12:11 PM »

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my ham... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity...
Romeo and Juliet

40,000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and
Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine
happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like
they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby take my ham... Don't fear the Reaper
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear we couldn't go on
The door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared
Saying don't be afraid

Come on baby... And we had no fear
And we ran to him... Then we started to fly
We looked backward and said goodbye
We had become like they are
We had taken his ham
We had become like they are

Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2883 on: February 29, 2008, 05:15:03 PM »

you know i can't stand to be around you
'cause you know i'm still in love with you
and my arms keep reaching to do
what my thoughts do all the time
i just can't keep my hams off of you

'cause it's like looking at heaven while i'm standing in hell
we shared something precious for a while
you look just like a baby in a cradle to me
i just can't keep my hams off of you

woman you've got the man inside my body
trembling the way only you know how to
and i guess that's just one of a million reasons
i just can't keep my hams off of you

'cause it's like looking at heaven while i'm standing in hell
we shared something precious for a while
you look just like a baby in a cradle to me
i just can't keep my hams off of you
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2884 on: February 29, 2008, 05:16:52 PM »

And I've just ruined a ton of otherwise perfectly good songs for you people.

My work is done here.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2885 on: February 29, 2008, 05:21:40 PM »

This has to be a euphemism:

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham.

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your ham.
Now let me hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeah, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham.

And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeh, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll feel that something
I want to hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham,
I want to hold your ham.

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2886 on: February 29, 2008, 09:59:50 PM »

et je mon le pas. qui son jubalen poui' con VET'.
*walks around pretending I know how to speak french*
I'll learn how to speak it someday. I hope.
 :lol: <<<<<<that face is so cute ^_^
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2887 on: February 29, 2008, 10:00:53 PM »

/._.\ I just realized my little "status" is probably correct in everyone else's eyes.
psh. who cares.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2888 on: February 29, 2008, 10:31:03 PM »

Mayhap you should follow the forum custom and create a newbie introduction thread. Go on, now.  We'll wait.  They're free.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2889 on: February 29, 2008, 10:32:30 PM »

why? it's not like they'll be here in a week anyway. at least that's my hope.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2890 on: March 01, 2008, 08:16:05 PM »

see, I almost did that. but I mean all I'd do is say "Hi, I'm new!" just like everyone is expected to...then the thread would just be there to take up space.
buut if you suggest I should then I guess I will. ^_^
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2891 on: March 01, 2008, 08:31:21 PM »

You never know when an introduction thread will turn into a really good discussion about something that we wouldn't ordinarily talk about.

...or a pun thread.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2892 on: March 01, 2008, 08:33:55 PM »

^_^ *hugs*
well, I made one. ...
so, we can talk about underwear, but let's make it brief.
ahh that's a knee slapper.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2893 on: March 02, 2008, 06:22:31 AM »

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2894 on: March 02, 2008, 10:37:09 AM »

they are pretty irritating, aren't they? ^_^
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2895 on: March 02, 2008, 01:22:44 PM »

*notes to never make that face in the presence of Dark Shade.*
Yeah, it is a pretty common happy litte anime face.
I like this face o_O
« Last Edit: March 04, 2008, 10:00:32 PM by violet34 »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2896 on: March 02, 2008, 01:26:49 PM »

who's in charge of clean-up around here?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2897 on: March 02, 2008, 01:55:13 PM »

okay... sorry was that aimed towards me?
I can delete my post if you want me to..
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #2898 on: March 02, 2008, 04:32:34 PM »

I can delete you if I want to, so please...don't push it. Those smilies are like nails on a chalkboard to me.

who's in charge of clean-up around here?

I'm filling the mop bucket as we speak.
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« Reply #2899 on: March 02, 2008, 04:42:22 PM »

I'm filling the mop bucket as we speak.

have i told you lately that i love you
have i told you there's no one else above you
fill my heart with gladness
take away all my sadness
ease my troubles, that's what you do
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