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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #450 on: April 21, 2008, 11:14:16 AM »

We've actually got some good ass nowledge around here somewhere. Maybe you'll get lucky.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #451 on: April 21, 2008, 05:54:45 PM »

Ding dongs should've been in the sweet lovin'

     
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #452 on: April 22, 2008, 02:34:42 PM »

Don't feel bad.  It may have only been unconscious before you stepped on it.

Wait, I guess that doesn't help much.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #453 on: April 24, 2008, 05:10:42 PM »

I haven't seen that whiny a bitch since Jonas the fig.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #454 on: April 24, 2008, 06:28:19 PM »

What is the purpose of ending words with "XD"?  Seems "Xtra Dumb" to me.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #455 on: April 24, 2008, 09:34:50 PM »

where the hell did the actual topic go?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #456 on: April 25, 2008, 07:25:47 AM »

I've been trying for the past 45 seconds to come up with a "winsock winsock winshoe winshoe" joke but I can't quite get there.

Close enough.  :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #457 on: April 25, 2008, 07:57:45 AM »

I've been trying for the past 45 seconds to come up with a "winsock winsock winshoe winshoe" joke but I can't quite get there.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #458 on: April 25, 2008, 10:53:54 AM »

About half an hour too late Biz.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #459 on: April 25, 2008, 10:59:10 AM »

You don't own me.
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« Reply #460 on: April 25, 2008, 03:05:16 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #461 on: April 25, 2008, 04:20:04 PM »

Do vampires go "below decks" during lady time?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #462 on: April 25, 2008, 04:58:38 PM »

Do vampires go "below decks" during lady time?

It deserves to be here twice.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #463 on: April 25, 2008, 08:52:53 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #464 on: April 28, 2008, 12:38:54 PM »

Day 1: Woke up, got into an argument with Ping Ping ate Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, tripped balls
Day 2: Woke up in an alleyway dressed in a stewardess's uniform. Must be Thursday already.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #465 on: April 28, 2008, 12:43:38 PM »

Actually I'm a God with a retard complex.

Sheesh, you guys were busy with the funnay over teh weekend!

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #466 on: April 28, 2008, 03:51:28 PM »

Juggling.  I see that I must have read that wrong.

But why on earth would you want to juggle dildo's.

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« Reply #467 on: April 28, 2008, 05:42:52 PM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #468 on: April 28, 2008, 08:24:32 PM »

Don't know, I'll have to check with the wife.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #469 on: April 29, 2008, 12:56:46 AM »

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #470 on: May 02, 2008, 03:15:26 PM »

Lord of the Rings fans can't beat you up, they're too busy masturbating with the Silmarillion and arguing over which hobbit is gayer.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #471 on: May 05, 2008, 02:11:52 PM »

You could have told them you were going to eat some Asian.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #472 on: May 05, 2008, 03:46:57 PM »

You could have told them you were going to eat some Asian.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #473 on: May 05, 2008, 07:22:56 PM »

That would be spelled "Areagayrn" in the olde Gaylic, but you are otherwise absolutely right.


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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
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