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Stuff that should be invented
« on: September 26, 2007, 10:15:21 PM »
This is a thread about inventions you would like to see in real life. The key is that they have to be practical, and solve a problem.

I'll start:

Urine Powered Automobiles
Environment friendly, cost effective and also solves the problem of having to "hold it in" on long trips.

If we can produce electricity out of cow shit, why can't we just pee in our cars to make them run? Surely there must be a way to do this!
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 12:11:59 AM »
Never ending jaw breaker. Slugworth offered me millions.
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 01:34:52 AM »
Automated greeting machine. People always are reproaching me i forget to greet them, and that's usualy because i'm thinking about how to undo the stupid things they did to their computers.

And how about alcohol-free vodka?
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 04:19:21 AM »
Why on earth would you want to invent Alcohol free Vodka? When I drink Vodka I drink to get pissed! If I want a casual Alcoholic drink I drink Ale.  Oh well maybe that’s just me.

But I did come up with a wicked idea yesterday.  The we've all seen the old NES controller. You've probably seen the NES belt buckle.  But I’ve decided to rip apart my old controller.  Not only make my own belt buckle.  But incorporated an MP3 player it to!

It will be so good! I'm also going to add a small LED torch in the side.  So when the undead horde do attack I can listen to music, use my torch to navigate through the dark.  All while I don’t have to worry about my trousers falling down!

I'll post a guide when I’m done so you guys can see it!
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 01:52:34 PM »
The hutchison effect machine.
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 02:51:33 PM »
A cure for cankers.

God DAMMIT!!
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 04:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Paladin on September 27, 2007, 01:34:52 AM

And how about alcohol-free vodka?

Paint thinner.
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 06:34:39 PM »
The 2nd internet, this invention would be just like the internet we have now but with an increased amount of porn +free and faster software/music/video downloads. This invention would solve the world epidemic of war and hatred.

Let's be honest here, if you had double the amount of porn to sift through on the internet and a longer mp3 play list....You wouldn't even leave your house let alone pick up a gun >.>


I wouldn't anyway..

 

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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 04:02:33 PM »
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And how about alcohol-free vodka?
Paint thinner.

It's a lie! I never touched that stuff!

And i don't understand all the jokes, it's not that good anyway.
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 06:02:41 PM »
Umm... how 'bout nuclear hand grenades?
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2007, 01:56:51 PM »
I've always dreamed of pudding that has the same density as water, but still tastes delicious, so that I could fill my swimming pool with it and not drown.
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2007, 05:02:44 PM »
Try chocolate milk....that should do the trick.
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2007, 05:41:08 PM »
Iced Coffee, I posted a recepe for it at some point, I'd love to be in a swimming pool of that sometime! =D
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Re: Stuff that should be invented
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2007, 10:16:28 AM »
Quote from: LadyGendom on October 02, 2007, 05:02:44 PM
Try chocolate milk....that should do the trick.

I tried this on a small scale (in my bathtub) and I didn't really like it...it feels weirder than you'd think.
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