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Author Topic: Chuck Norris Jokes  (Read 5962 times)

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Chuck Norris Jokes
« on: November 20, 2007, 02:41:28 PM »
I know some of you out there have some good Chuck Norris jokes.  Only one rule: they have to be funny; they can't be the retarded ones that are inevitably floating out around there.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 02:50:22 PM »
Are you capable of posting anything that isn't pure crap?

HAY I KNOW I POST 'LOLCAT' PICTURES NEXT! LET'S SEE, WHAT ELSE WAS COOL LAST YEAR THAT I CAN PASS OFF AS FRESH NEW MATIERIAL? HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DANCING BABY?

Had you bothered to look around first, you may have noticed that this little corner of the internet isn't completely overrun with tired out cliche bullshit like 4chan or Fark. It's like that for a reason. Please don't insist on importing stupid from other parts of the web here.

I mean, fer fucks sake what's next? IT'S A TRAP LOL bullshit?
« Last Edit: November 20, 2007, 02:53:03 PM by xolik »
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 03:20:48 PM »
He's just looking for material to post on his Geocities page.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 06:30:09 PM »
lol this is my kitty i love my kitty
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 08:09:46 AM »
Quote from: Mac Slayer on November 20, 2007, 02:41:28 PM
they can't be the retarded ones that are inevitably floating out around there.
I choose to interpret this as you insulting our members. I am fully aware that this was unlikely your intent, however I choose to omit this assumption from my tought process as this enables me to ban you right now under the pretext of a valid reason where in fact I am doing it because you are an anoyance.

Take some time off to think about the value of your posts. Come back in a month if you feel up to it. Take advantage of this time to actually read some threads around here and get a sense of the culture we have here.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2007, 08:11:47 AM by TheJudge »
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 01:23:43 AM »
I must be getting old.  Who is this Chuck Norris person?
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 06:37:53 PM »
explains
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 09:06:02 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on December 05, 2007, 01:23:43 AM
I must be getting old.  Who is this Chuck Norris person?
I don't know, but I heard he was all deformed and whatnot. Something like a hand growing out of his neck, or something like that. No! A fist behind his beard! That was it...
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 02:34:41 PM »
I hate Chuck Norris and everything he stands for. Tell me something he likes, and then I'll hate it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 08:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Lacerda on December 07, 2007, 02:34:41 PM
I hate Chuck Norris and everything he stands for. Tell me something he likes, and then I'll hate it.


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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2007, 07:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Lacerda on December 07, 2007, 02:34:41 PM
I hate Chuck Norris and everything he stands for. Tell me something he likes, and then I'll hate it.


Kittens.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2007, 01:31:05 AM »
Ultimate Jim

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2007, 11:50:00 AM »
Quote from: xolik on December 07, 2007, 08:51:32 PM
Ducks dancing in the rain.

DAMMIT.

Quote from: Anyanka_was_framed on December 08, 2007, 07:33:49 PM
Kittens.

I think kittens are cute, but I'm seriously allergic, so Norris can keep his stupid cats.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2007, 06:04:44 PM »
Quote from: Lacerda on December 09, 2007, 11:50:00 AM

I think kittens are cute, but I'm seriously allergic, so Norris can keep his stupid cats.


Puppies.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2007, 10:23:35 PM »
The strong Canadia dollar.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2007, 10:41:03 PM »
HA! I save fiddy cents on my Katrina MREs!
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