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Author Topic: They can put a man on the moon...  (Read 6306 times)

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They can put a man on the moon...
« on: December 22, 2007, 01:22:46 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but,

they can't put onions on both sides of the bagel??
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2007, 01:23:25 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but,

they can't put them all there?  ;)
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2007, 05:18:06 PM »
we're from Mars
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 06:47:36 PM »
And as we all should know, there's a terrible shortage of Onions up there.


So it was decided early on that Onions on only one side of the Bagel was adequate.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2007, 08:40:25 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but,

I can't buy the same amount of hot dog buns as hot dogs.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007, 01:12:19 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but who is this 'they' anyway?
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007, 05:18:08 PM »
They didn't put a man on the moon, it's all a big conspiracy by the freemasons. As i suspect it's the case with the bagel and onion.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 08:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Paladin on December 24, 2007, 05:18:08 PM
They didn't put a man on the moon, it's all a big conspiracy by the freemasons. As i suspect it's the case with the bagel and onion.

If you ever want to see something funny (I find most people do) then you should search for those videos where the "We didn't land on the moon" people confront astronauts. Watching grizzled old space jockeys punch space-truthers in the face is pretty hilarious.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2007, 11:53:03 AM »
They can put a man on the moon but,

They can't put a decent deli/pizza place/bagel shop in Richmond, VA?
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2007, 10:45:12 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but,

They can't make him drink.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2007, 10:46:32 PM »
They can put a man on the moon butt,

But you can't see him there from Earth.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2007, 10:51:28 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but,

How can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2007, 11:21:35 PM »
They can put a man on the moon but,
 They can't take our CO2 emmissions and strip off the carbon molecules and turn it back into fuel?
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2007, 07:19:04 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on December 27, 2007, 11:21:35 PM
They can put a man on the moon but,
 They can't take our CO2 emmissions and strip off the carbon molecules and turn it back into fuel?

Sure they can. The problem is that takes more energy that you get from the fuel they produce.



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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2008, 05:41:17 PM »
Quote from: ivan on December 27, 2007, 10:51:28 PM
What makes the world go round?

Intrinsic angular momentum.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2008, 05:48:32 PM »
Which is just a manifestation of his noodly appendage.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2008, 08:24:22 PM »
Gawd has a noodly appendage ?
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2008, 05:50:37 AM »
I saw that thing on Discovery Channel's Blue Planet.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2008, 05:54:16 AM by 12AX7 »
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2008, 08:11:47 AM »
"Bob" is always up for (in)appropriate touching.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2008, 01:55:13 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on December 27, 2007, 11:21:35 PM
They can put a man on the moon but,
 They can't take our CO2 emmissions and strip off the carbon molecules and turn it back into fuel?

Actually they can, and are using solar power too. and are using solar power too.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2008, 08:50:09 AM »
They can put a man on the moon, but they can't stem the tide of post-Christmas internet flailing that we always see.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2008, 12:24:08 AM »
Quote from: Paladin on January 08, 2008, 01:55:13 AM
Actually they can, and are using solar power too.
Quote from: Paladin on December 28, 2007, 07:19:04 AM
The problem is that takes more energy that you get from the fuel they produce.

1. This is a rhetorical thread, mkay?
2. Make up your mind.
c. Quote some fucking body else for a change.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2008, 03:04:18 AM »
They can put a man on the moon, but they can't put my lazy asshole ex-housemate on the moon?

If that's too much trouble, at least just launch him halfway and leave him be.
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Re: They can put a man on the moon...
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2008, 04:44:33 PM »
Gravity is your friend.
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