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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2008, 08:26:47 PM »

I've wanted to take over a small country myself for awhile now. I'm certain I could succeed. I've done it several times already on the XboX.
 This Fedcom doesn't sound very stout militarily; maybe I should start saving. . .

I have some relatives that are uphappy with their current habitats, and who are capable of hand-fashioning weapons (fire-arms included). We're cheap(err... I was going to put a disclaimer here, but then I realized that it's probably true all around), and it's a defined populus. Oh, and I know a few private militia members as well! Though that might get a little pricey.  :wink:
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2008, 08:32:05 PM »

 :-D We should work this out while they argue over the new FISA bill...
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2008, 08:40:27 PM »

Absolutely! I know plenty of people who are all for fuckers getting a taste of their own medicine! The entire Scottish/Danish side of my family infact. (the German/Polish side just wants to see something get blown up, so as long as there are pyrotechnics involved, I'm sure we'll have them) :evil:(Did I mention I have a large family? Hooray for the North American Hybrids!)
 I also know a few anarchists who would be in just to see an organization get fucked... and as long as you leave some trees lying around, I know some environmentalists who could really get the green community to back you!
 :lol:

We can let the politicians hash out the details later, right Terminator_484?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2008, 01:38:55 AM »

I'm sorry, I have to ask...

Who are you again? In what way do you represent this 'nation' of yours?
« Last Edit: March 17, 2008, 01:40:43 AM by Dark Shade »
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2008, 11:43:46 AM »

Maybe you should just build a geodesic dome in Antarctica. Most of it is still unclaimed, and nobody would be allowed to send troops in to massacre you (can't say that for Africa).

Anyway if you really were a radical socialist/anarchist/commie/whatever out to improve the conditions of the African people, a good way to do this would be through EMPOWERING the disadvantaged, not jacking their land.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2008, 11:45:48 AM »

Regardless, it is serious, and was presented as an informative announcement.  Your agreement is unnecessary, and does not change reality.

On the contrary.  I'm a moderator on this forum.  Reality is by definition up to me and those like me here.

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I did, and have yet to find anything on this forum at least half as intelligent as this topic.

Then you didn't look very far.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2008, 12:07:09 PM »

Did he run away?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2008, 12:15:56 PM »

This was a joke, right? Guy comes in and says, 'You know how Africa was totally fucked up by colonialism? Well, to fix all that, we're starting a new colony! Send us money!'

I lolled.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2008, 12:26:05 PM »

I though it was a joke when I went to their little website and found out they want to make their capitol city named Valhalla. How much more cliché can you get?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2008, 12:51:08 PM »

You can hear a slightly altered version of their national anthem here.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2008, 01:34:42 PM »

Now that's a nation I could get behind.  Just think of all one could do there.

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2008, 01:36:52 PM »

I looked at the site, and at the forums.

I don't know if "joke" is the right word, but it's not real.


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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2008, 01:48:17 PM »

...but it's not real.
I assure you, it most certainly is.  FedCom is as real as any other micronation, if not more so.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2008, 01:49:16 PM »

What makes you believe that you can export your style of governance to another part of the world?
Because we can, and will stop at nothing to be successful. 
Beyond that, nothing.


I'd love to know which existing nation is going to allow you to change their borders without bloodshed. -- You've potentially addressed this indirectly as you've stated that you intend to succeed from a nation and fight the good fight until you prevail.  I just want to make sure that you intended to convey that message.
None.  We hope to avoid conflict, but we know our history, and expect things to turn out that way.
"Hope for the best; plan for the worst."  (Not one of our mottos, but true enough.)


You don't give a shit about the people of Africa.  You never have.  All you're looking for is land on the continent to claim as your own so that you can build your stupid communist utopia.
Then what is this whole topic?  A maskirovka?  If I didn't give a shit about the people of Africa, I would never have posted.


Your comment regarding what makes FedCom a real nation was weak at best.
 . . .
Isn't it nasty of me to point out that you're a weak debater?
I admit that debate is not my strong suite.  I am an engineer and a soldier.  I never wanted to turn this topic into a debate: YOU did that.


What is the purpose of presenting your original post here on geekforum.org?  You claim it wasn't SPAM.  What was the purpose, then?
A probe.  I was curious to see if there was anybody on this community who was interested in micronations and new nation projects, and who would be interested in dropping by our forums to ask some intelligent questions. 
Sadly, I seem to be mistaken.  There is no intelligent life here...


I assume that since you're part of the 'population' of FedCom, you've given up your citizenship within the United States and that you're currently here on a Green Card or some other type of Visa.  Would that be correct?
No, I am not here on a Visa or Green Card, and I have not formally renounced my US citizenship, because I have not yet visited a US Consulate on foreign soil to do so.  That is one of the first things I shall do after stepping into Africa, though.


Why is your top level domain that of the country Nauru?  If you're recognized as a nation, certainly you would have your own top level domain, right?
".CO.NR" is a domain hosting company, very much like ".CO.UK" is.  It does not mean FedCom's website is hosted in Nauru.  In fact, the domain just redirects to the website, which is actually hosted on Freewebs at the moment.

So what?  We're thrifty, and the website is a low priority right now.  We see things like this: we could either blow our wages on a paid host, or we spend them on vital supplies and equipment that serve a purpose in the real world.  It's not much, but every little bit helps.

The TLD we have chosen is ".FC", which IS unclaimed.  But the ISO will not give that up until FedCom is recognized and listed by the UN as a sovereign nation.  Since we are not recognized, they refuse to let us have it.  We are a patient people, and will get it eventually...


And, finally, why do you persist?
Good question...
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2008, 01:49:38 PM »

Don't you people already belong to the Battletech Universe?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2008, 01:49:43 PM »

I assure you, it most certainly is.  FedCom is as real as any other micronation, if not more so.

You're still here?

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »

Don't you people already belong to the Battletech Universe?

Yes.

Yes, they do.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2008, 01:52:28 PM »

Don't you people already belong to the Battletech Universe?
No.

The name is an unfortunate coincidence.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2008, 01:52:39 PM »

From the site:

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Caste System:

For organization purposes, to facilitate economic and industrial efficiency and cut waste, FedCom utilizes a loose caste system.  With the exception of the Warrior caste, citizens are assigned a caste upon completion of their core education.  IQ and aptitude tests are used to determine the optimal caste for any individual: the distinction is based entirely on mental factors, never physical ones.  Once assigned a caste, citizens select a trade that suits them, and enter into an apprenticeship to hone their innate skills.  The caste tests can be retaken once a year.

The whole purpose of this system is to provide a sense of purpose and self-worth to every individual, leaving none to question their existence alone.  It also fuels aspirations and inspires a "can do" attitude, that anyone can reach their goals.

The five castes act as pillars, each supporting their own specialized facet of society.  If any one fails, so do the others, as each compliments and strengthens each other and the whole.

The five castes are as follows:
     Laborers -- machine operators and farmers, building the foundation of our future
     Technicians -- mechanics and engineers, building the machines that keep us moving forward
     Merchants -- traders and entrepreneurs, supporting and enhancing our economy
     Scientists -- the great mind of society, solving problems and challenges with zeal
     Warriors -- the sworn defenders of all, and steadfast rulers of our society

While all the other castes consist of civilian roles, the Warrior caste stands out as unique.  Unlike the others, warriors are born into their caste: it is their birthright and their responsibility to fight for the rights of others, both on the battlefield and off.  As warfare has often been called "a continuation of politics by other means", so the opposite holds true.  Thus, the warriors are the champion defenders of the other castes, as well as the essence of our government.

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2008, 01:55:50 PM »

From the site:

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Ethnic groups:

Caucasoid (european):  85.7%
Negroid (african):  14.3%

Languages: English (official),  FedCom Phonetic English


Hey, dude! Say something in FedComish!
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2008, 01:58:17 PM »

No.

The name is an unfortunate coincidence.

You're a funny guy.

You put a lot of work into your site, but your forums are still pretty slow. You need more virtual embassies!

Say, how about this: What if we open up a Geekonia embassy?

Then, when we go to war, we can leave the embassy in a huff just like in real life!
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2008, 01:58:38 PM »

You're still here?
No, he is not currently. His membership has been revoked.



There is no intelligent life here...
I conveyed to him my displeasure with the insults, and assured him there would be no further warnings. I don know if he thought I was playing or what; but he's gone now.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2008, 01:59:48 PM »

Oh, well.

I wanted to ask him which caste he put himself in.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2008, 02:00:41 PM »

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #74 on: March 17, 2008, 02:01:52 PM »

He's keeping it to this thread and we could have fun.
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