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Author Topic: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)  (Read 33740 times)

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #100 on: March 17, 2008, 07:27:49 PM »

I do.  :-(
Our best motivational speaker is MIA right now, so I had to fill in.  We're trying to double the citizen count by this summer.  That's why I came here.  It was just the next community on the tour...

Maybe if we change direction a bit:



How many people here think their government is corrupt and beyond repair?  :-)

I think YOUR government is evil and beyond repair, you skinhead mudak.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #101 on: March 17, 2008, 07:29:14 PM »

To wrap up some stuff:

I wanted to ask him which caste he put himself in.
Warrior.  It's what I am at heart.


ok... he's back in. Have fun!
You didn't have to do that.  I can see that nobody is interested around here.


And I wish you the best of luck fighting jungle warfare, it sucks. Take it from a true (former) soldier.
I know it sucks, and expect the mission to be harsh and dangerous.  But thanks for the wish of luck.  :-)


...Racist/white supremacist underpinnings...
That is utter horse shit.


Hey, dude! Say something in FedComish!
It's being called "Valhallic" now, and you have already seen some in our forum's header.
Your question has also been answered.


...your forums are still pretty slow.
With a half-dozen citizens, what do you expect?  At least we have more than most other micronations; the majority of them are stuck with a population of one.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #102 on: March 17, 2008, 07:36:15 PM »


That is utter horse shit.

No, it is not.

You set up a caste system based on -- what, merit? -- and boast a 14% minority of Africans in a nation on African soil. Then you name your capital city after an icon of white supremacy.

You're either a liar or the biggest goddam idiot ever.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #103 on: March 17, 2008, 07:38:19 PM »

Can I vote?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #104 on: March 17, 2008, 07:40:55 PM »

Wrap what up?
And nice touch... "next community on the tour"... makes us feel real special.




And why is your motivational speaker MIA, pray tell? Did he realize that W.A.S.P. was not the answer?

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #105 on: March 17, 2008, 07:51:18 PM »

He was stung by an Africanized spelling bee.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #106 on: March 17, 2008, 07:53:34 PM »

HAHA!! Six of them, and one is "missing in . . . (usually the A stands for action...)...



"Man, y'all suck. I want to name it Mordor. I quit!" *leaves and goes home*
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #107 on: March 17, 2008, 07:57:59 PM »

And why is your motivational speaker MIA, pray tell?
Computer trouble.  His laptop was on its last legs.


Step up, young man.  You can do better than that.  Be honest for a change.
Okay, you people asked for it...


...and boast a 14% minority of Africans in a nation on African soil.  Then you name your capital city after an icon of white supremacy.

You're either a liar or the biggest goddam idiot ever.
I cannot count those who have not taken an oath of citizenship, dumbass.

Norse mythology is NOT an icon of white supremacy.  FedCom does not have a racist problem, unlike you American bastards and your KKK terrorist pets.


Can I vote?
On what?  FedCom politics? 
Not unless you earn your citizenship, of course.  :roll:
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #108 on: March 17, 2008, 07:58:28 PM »

That temporary ban cut me off from posting the last thing I wanted to say.  I think now is a good time to finally say it, and finish my short stay on this pointless forum:

I let you live long enough to state your case and defend yourself. Now you're fast becoming an annoying asshole. If you cannot state your case and defend it on its merits (which WILL be tested here) without insulting -veiled or otherwise- my regular members; then move on, or I will ban you from the site permanently.
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 There will be no further warnings.
"Your" regular members waltz in and insult me, insult my culture, insult my allegiances, insult my nation, and insult my people, and you have the nerve tell me I can't return the favour to these assholes?  Pot, Kettle, Black.

You are just like most forum admins: a fat-headed hypocrite with a personal double-standard on a power trip, complete with a chip on your shoulder the size of the Dead Sea.


Taking into consideration the minds and brainpower registered on this site, your loss would be HUGE.
As huge as a bacterium, perhaps, with comparable mental capacity. 
I have seen no evidence that there is anything but condescending, patronizing, self-aggrandizing, I'm-13-and-angry-at-my-father nerds on this site.


The loss to you would be much larger than the loss of you, FedCom d00d.
Oh, I'm in tears at the thought of saying goodbye... really.  :roll:


On the contrary.  I'm a moderator on this forum.  Reality is by definition up to me and those like me here.
Inflate the ego some more, why don't you?


...you skinhead mudak.
Capitalist dog.



I choose to laugh at your foolishness, and I believe you are fools.
We don't like your ill-thought-out plans and we don't want them.
You're still here? :roll:
I think I have seen all this stupid forum and the idiots that reside within it have to offer.  I must say that it is indeed the worst, most pathetic forum and crowd that I have ever seen.

I have no reason to stay here, and will happily wrap up this circus.  If, by any chance, anyone actually wants to ask a few intelligent questions, there are forum and email links on FedCom's website.


If it makes you jackasses feel better, ban me (again).  I have said my peace, and you people have chosen not to listen.  I did not come here to be the object of your petty amusement, nor am I interested in joining your pathetic little geek community.

It is clear that you nerds are perfectly happy to fuss with your pocket protectors and argue about utter nonsense while congratulating each other on the size of your e-penises.
I shall leave you idiots, and when you are still indulging in your immature hacker fantasies, throwing online birthday parties, talking about music, daydreaming, and having wet dreams about the newest MP3 players and X-box games, I will be fighting hard for freedom, safety, and self-determination.

You apathetic hypocritical retards are not the kind of people I would want to work with anyway, so I bid this forum farewell.  Goodbye, and good riddance to the lot of you.  :-D
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #109 on: March 17, 2008, 07:59:48 PM »

I cannot count

That's about right.


Go away, skinhead.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #110 on: March 17, 2008, 08:01:03 PM »

Capitalist dog.


Good Lord! HE FINALLY BROUGHT THE FUNNAY!

Nice one.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #111 on: March 17, 2008, 08:02:18 PM »

You have a culture?  Where are you, Kansas City?  Phoenix?  Certainly you're not talkening about FedCom culture.  Are you?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #112 on: March 17, 2008, 08:03:08 PM »

One does not say his peace.  One says his piece.

edit: We listened, we just chose not to imbibe.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #113 on: March 17, 2008, 08:03:33 PM »

Well, we've seen better parting shots. But at least it's parting.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #114 on: March 17, 2008, 08:05:59 PM »

"Man, y'all suck. I want to name it Mordor. I quit!" *leaves and goes home*
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #115 on: March 17, 2008, 08:07:19 PM »

of COURSE he's still here
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #116 on: March 17, 2008, 08:08:24 PM »


He think's going to end a conversation, by slamming the door... And he calls us unintelligent. *shakes head*

While we're name calling...
Here's one for thinking the Africans can't figure things out on their own,
Racist W.A.S.P.

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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #117 on: March 17, 2008, 08:08:49 PM »

Moderators, let us know when he's back lurking in the thread.  We know he will.  That's what they do.

By the way, terminator, you should probably invest in some better forum software.  While I'm not a script-kiddie hacker out to deface web sites, you have left yourself wide open to just that by using an out-dated severely security flawed forum package.

If you're going to go around spamming other forums, expect to have yours defaced.  It will happen.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #118 on: March 17, 2008, 08:10:18 PM »

You all leave him alone.

I want to hear how the six of them are going to take care of, what was it, 1700 sq km?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #119 on: March 17, 2008, 08:17:10 PM »

Moderators, let us know when he's back lurking in the thread. 
lol... he didnt leave until you posted that.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2008, 08:25:25 PM »

I want to hear how the six of them are going to take care of, what was it, 1700 sq km?

I want to know how the six of them are going to DEFEND, what was it, 1700 sq km?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #121 on: March 17, 2008, 08:42:57 PM »

Y'all mean five, right? Or did they find the other one?
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #122 on: March 17, 2008, 08:45:03 PM »

Oh, right, sorry.
The sixth is missing in... action...  :-D
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #123 on: March 17, 2008, 09:26:38 PM »

I thought it was 17 THOUSAND, not 17 hundred.  Regardless, it's quite a bit of land to cover.  I hope they have mopeds or mules or something, 'cause that's a lot of land to cover on foot.  If they don't have mopeds, they'll be WAY too tired to fight off invading warlords.
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Re: The Federated Commonwealth (FedCom)
« Reply #124 on: March 17, 2008, 09:29:28 PM »

I thought they were going to use BattleMechs!
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