This is exactly what I don't remember from Freshman year |
If you're like these people, you're most likely going to be made fun of. |
The list could grow longer, I'm sure, but I got too tired of looking at fat people all day, so I decided to go home, take a nap, and then type up my results of the study.Fat People
If your profile looks like this man's profile, you probably get made fun of and laughed at a lot.
If you're fat, you probably take the brunt of the mocking throughout the day. For some odd reason, people like to make fun of "over weight" people more than anyone else. It's not your fault that you're fat. The Ham Burglar from McDonald's broke into your house one night while you were sleeping and changed everything you had to eat to a Big N' Tasty or every drink you own to a Triple Thick Milk Shake, therefore forcing you to eat nothing but McDonald's food the next few years of your life. What most people overlook about being "over weight" or "large" is that the only thing, in most cases, that you cannot do is put on your shoes, see your toes, bend over without falling over, only ordering one large fry instead of two, running more than 50 feet without loosing your breath, take up only one seat in the movie theater or on the plane, fit your ass on the bowl properly, pick up the news paper in the morning, fit between the steering wheel and the seat of your car, find the right color tarp to wear today, and various other things that we not-so-fat-people take for granted.
Retarded People
Also known as "Mentally Challenged People" to fool them when talking about them, they're not too far behind fat people when it comes to being mocked. Most of the time, "Mentally Challenged People" can hold normal conversations with people about the next train stop when you're taking the bus to New York City, or if you're when you're talking about going up the steps in the house to get to your room and they start talking about how in the Empire State Building each elevator has exactly 1,607 feet of cable and each cable is made out of another 10 smaller cables which means that there are really 16,070 feet of cable per elevator.
Smart People
Oddly enough, smart people can both be made fun of, and also do the making fun of depending on the surrounding people. If you're smart and you happen to be going to a school full of hoodlems who all don't know what the word "visual" means and you do, you're going to be deemed as weird and then be made fun of. Don't worry if you're one of those people, they'll all be your friend come time for the tests and quizzes. If you're a smart person that goes to school with a lot of other smart people, and there are only a few not-so-smart-people in the crowd, the tables can turn while you and your buddies get to make fun of the other kids who you think don't know what you're talking about, but in reality really do but are just too busy not caring to punch you in your face. This doesn't only apply in school, it happens at Church, in the store, where you work, pretty much all over.'Different' People
HAHAHAHAHA! I rest my case.
When I use "different" here, I mean people like Goths, white people who like to act like hardcore gangsters who are black, people who try to act like they're a drug king pin, people who think they are from some famous punk band, and generally people who have mental disorders by thinking they are something that they aren't. For obvious reasons, you're going to be made fun of because you're different, and also because you're obviously missing a few major brain cells for even thinking that you are something that you aren't. Maybe when you're under 6-years-old it would be appropriate for you to think you're something else, but not when you're 21-years-old.