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Submitted byTheJudgeThe Male moderators from tehgeekery (OMFGLOL!!11) try to hang out once a month and pick up the ladies. I’m going to tell you about one of our adventures from last year. We made our way in this dance club called
TEHROXORZBURAY!!11. There’s a line up as usual. We only hang out in the coolest places and there’s always line ups at those. When we get to the bouncer, he’s like "Are you guys Moderators?" And we’re like "Erm… No"
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"Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" *High fives all around*
And then everyone around us becomes aroused by our coolness. And who can blame them? We’ve got these silk shirts and everything!
So when we go in, we normally start the evening by hanging at the bar and checking out the place as we get our groove on and emulate a mysterious sexual vibe. Like so:
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So as we’re hanging out, chilling, being cool and all, we spot a rich club owner who and we decide we have to meet him and make a proposal for the ultimate club. You see, the boys and I want to create this place where you’re like in the club and it feels like you’re on the intr3w4b. You got network cables hanging from the ceiling, some old ISA circuit boards are all glued together making the dance floor. There’s TEH l337 H4X0RZ lounge for VIPs, the ST00BIER00M (OK, that’s really where the urinals are). Oh! T-Shirts are mandatory!
Anyway, we decide the best way to hook up with that guy is to grab is ass. So we all walk up to Mr. Xolik and we give him a good squeeze. He turns and smiles and says "Did you guys just grab my tush?" Long story short, we all got together in Mr Xolix’s office and got to know each other on a personal level if you know what I mean.
The night is still young so we head to the bar and take our usual stance when all of a sudden we spot a couple of hot CHIXX0RZ looking our way! It looks like they’re trying to be our attention, but the guys get confused as to who’s.
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After some clarification we hook up with these ladies who introduce themselves as Detta and Catwritr. Man, these chicks are dirtay! We walk up to them and say "Girls, you must be tired cause you’ve been running through our minds all night!" Followed by more effective pickup lines such as:
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
So long story short, they reply positively to our sexual innuendos and we all hook up at the bar. We tell them about thegeekery(OMFGLOL!!11) and they like "Oh my God can you guys like makes us mods? We’ll do anything!" That’s right! This is actually how they got to become Geekery mods! And to celebrate, we all headed to the dance floor and feature our dance moves! (I’m actually busy with other CHIXX0RZ at this point, that’s why not in the picture)
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Man what a night that was! Perhaps someday I'll tell you more about our dealings with Mr Xolik and how we got to become wealthy club owners.
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