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Author Topic: Depressed? Throw away your Teddy bear!  (Read 5282 times)

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« on: July 07, 2004, 08:42:26 AM »

http://www.gotthegeek.com/images/judgeavatar.jpg"> Submitted byTheJudge

I just stumble on http://my.webmd.com/content/article/19/1728_50585.htm">this article by accident. Apparently, one way to fight depression is to party all night long.

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No, it's not a dream: not getting enough sleep can actually help treat depression. A review article in a recent issue of Biological Psychiatry suggests that doctors may soon be using sleep deprivation therapy to treat depression as regularly as they did some 20 years ago.

In the 1970s, a depressed insomniac discovered that getting much less sleep than he wanted surprisingly improved his mood the next day. Doctors who treated depression began using sleep deprivation as a form of therapy. But sleep deprivation's popularity was brief, and soon the evolution of highly effective antidepressant medications made it all but obsolete.


So instead of throwing yourself in the river, there is a positive alternative! Sit in front of your PC all night long, post at tehgeekery(OMFGLOL!!11), and spend the rest of your life looking like crap! If you’re lucky, perhaps you’ll also suffer from one of the following conditions caused by sleep deprivation:

Reduced alertness
Shortened attention span
Slower than normal reaction time
Poorer judgement
Reduced awareness of the environment and situation
Reduced decision-making skills
Poorer memory
Reduced concentration
Increased likelihood of mentally 'stalling' or fixating on one thought
Increased likelihood of moodiness and bad temper
Reduced work efficiency
Loss of motivation
Errors of omission (making a mistake by forgetting to do something)
Errors of commission (making a mistake by doing something, but choosing the wrong option)
Microsleep (brief periods of involuntary sleeping that range from a few seconds to a few minutes in duration

OH MY GOD!!! Someone buy Bush a good bed! The poor bastard just needs to rest apparently. Unless he's depressed... Maybe that's the mystery behind Mr. Bush... Since I have no evidence, I'll just maintatin that's he's just plain dumb.

Seriously, I'm no scientist or expert on the whole to sleep or not to sleep question, but I would think sleep deprivation would only make things worse in the long run. It seems like a counter productive, unatural treatment method to me. Next, they'll try to starve people!

"Oh, he died from starvation and exhaustion, but at least he wasn't depressed!"  
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2004, 09:16:45 AM »

I was going to say something here about one of the effects of sleep deprivation, but I forgot what it was.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2004, 09:32:55 AM »

Loss of memory
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2004, 05:23:39 PM »

As far as I know I'm in a dream state right now.

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2004, 08:52:09 AM »

As far as you know, so am I.  :D
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2004, 08:53:01 AM »

I'm just in a province.
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2004, 11:47:35 AM »

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I'm just in a province.


But is it a dream province?  

Does Canadadadadiaia have an answer to the Beach Boys?

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2004, 12:04:41 PM »

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Does Canadadadadiaia have an answer to the Beach Boys?


Acording to googles, it's the abrams brothers!

GIS for "canadian beach boys"
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2004, 12:38:08 PM »

So did they do a song called Saskachewan Dreamin'?

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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2004, 05:34:58 PM »

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So did they do a song called Saskachewan Dreamin'?


Guh... no one wants to be in Saskachewan. Not even the people who are there now.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2004, 05:45:59 PM »

Northwest Territory Dreamin'?
Manitoba Dreamin'?

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2004, 01:55:37 AM »

Nunavut Dreaming!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2004, 07:08:04 AM »

P.E.I. supposedly has the best beaches in Canada. It's either that or potatoes. Or maybe it was red mud.

I dunno. Something like that.
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