The Geek Forum

  • May 13, 2024, 12:14:57 AM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Due to the prolific nature of these forums, poster aggression is advised.

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - Banshee

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 ... 38
26
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash
« on: August 19, 2011, 03:44:05 PM »
[16:36] <@bnsh> Going to watch the redskins get crushed by the colts
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> heh
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> redskins vs. colts
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> I hope they score a home run
[16:42] * Mr_Shfty was kicked by bnsh (Football is no laughing matter, fool.)

27
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread
« on: August 19, 2011, 10:27:25 AM »
*snaps fingers*

Waiter!

I'd like some eyeball bleach, please. And maybe a Tums, I'm feeling a little queasy.

28
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hello
« on: August 19, 2011, 10:23:18 AM »
Warning: DO NOT BE A TROLL! this topic has not been posted in for at least 30 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.


Troll posting in a troll thread.

This thread is now relevant to my interests.

29
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread
« on: August 18, 2011, 08:17:58 AM »


No, but seriously, love the cut. :)

30
New Geeks on the Block / Re: ME!
« on: August 17, 2011, 12:52:04 PM »
a n00b is the only kind capable of building a decent computer.

31
I love your new name, by the way. :)

32
Detta's already looking sexeh! We need before/after pics of all of you (you can skip the "before" if you want).

33
UPDATE: I found a new funniest headline.   :-D

"Police urge holster use after man shoots penis"

You can still shoot your penis even if it's holstered. That's why God made pockets.

I mean... what? I didn't say anything go away.

:w:

34
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread
« on: August 08, 2011, 11:27:00 AM »
User: I can't reset my PIN on my voicemail.

 :-) Me: Since the phone system upgrade, PINs have to be minimum of 6 digits, and they can't be repeating or sequential.

User: Oh. Thanks.

Me: No problem.

[User hangs up, calls back a minute later]

User: Hm..

Me: Yes?

User: No, this still isn't working.

Me: Is your new PIN 6 digits?

User: Yes.

Me: Is it non-sequential?

User: It's 123456.

Me: That's sequential.  You can't do that.

User: Hm.

[User hangs up, calls back a minute later]

User: Damn it.  This STILL doesn't work.

Me: It can't be repeating either.

User: It's not.  I set it to 987654.

Me: That's sequential.

User: No it isn't.

Me: ...

Me: Those numbers are in order.

User: They're backwards.

Me: BACKWARDS IS AN ORDER.  

[User hangs up, calls back a minute later]

User: It's still not letting me set my new PIN.

Me: What did you try this time?

User: 555555

Me: That's repeating.

User: So NOTHING I set will work?

Me: *sigh* Just make it non-sequential and non-repeating!

User: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Me: Clearly.  Look.  Try this: 369258.

User: Ok.

[User hangs up, calls back a minute later]

User: OMG THAT WORKED.

Me: Good!

User: Why did that one work when none of the others did?

Me:


FTFY. Now with more appropriate avatars.

User: Why did that one work when none of the others did?

Me:




35
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii :}
« on: August 05, 2011, 08:59:56 AM »
Dear Lalalove18:

8=====D

That is all.

Love,
Banshee

36
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hello all and....the plan!
« on: July 27, 2011, 01:36:49 PM »
Actually in the geek leagues we have trouble lifting the bats

Yeah, seriously. I have a hard enough time just holding on to the thing while it's flapping frantically and squeaking like mad... I can't imagine how I could even hit anything with it, let alone hard.

37
Political Opinions / Re: Attacks on Norway foreign or domestic
« on: July 25, 2011, 09:11:39 AM »
Says it all in the title really what do u guys think the explosions in Norway, domestic or foreign under the current info to me sounds domestic given the person they have arrested is a native of Norway but people still think it could be middle east extremest group what do you guys think.


38
Political Opinions / Re: Attacks on Norway foreign or domestic
« on: July 25, 2011, 09:09:18 AM »

39
New Geeks on the Block / Re: hi im new and need help
« on: July 25, 2011, 09:06:19 AM »

40
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Saying Hi
« on: July 25, 2011, 09:05:30 AM »
Hi. Maybe you'd like to tell us some more about yourself?

We don't tend to stick around here just waiting to give random strangers computer advice. At least, not any kind of advice you'd want to follow. Just saying.

41
New Geeks on the Block / Re: hy everyone
« on: July 25, 2011, 09:04:18 AM »
Buddha says that wants are the source of all unhappiness.

You must rejoin the Eight-fold Path to resume your journey towards Nirvana, grasshopper.

42
Political Opinions / Re: The UK, new government good or bad
« on: July 22, 2011, 05:10:52 PM »
Bad the conservitives are only interested in there own and can quite happily watch the rest of us rot and the libdems are just happy to be allowed a seat round the table even if they were only there to swing the goverment in the torries favour bad times ppl bad time


43
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Yo! S'up?
« on: July 20, 2011, 09:18:33 AM »
Nor me.

44
Min you're already tiny! :O

45
The trailer did play in front of HP7.2, fyi. :)

I am seeing it again in IMAX 3D on Thursday. I'm not a big HP geek at all, but I do enjoy the books. The movies are mostly hit or miss for me, however I particularly enjoyed this latest one.

46
Normally I'd be second in line for Wunderkind's game, but you seem more polite and reasonable than most of the spammers we get.

It gets pretty annoying, you see. We like our forum NOT filled with links for spiders to crawl all over. It just sends more junk our way.

47
Entertainment / Re: Lord of the Rings Return of the King
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:21:58 AM »
LOL. I can just see the talk between Sauron and Frodo now.

Sauraon: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.

(Frodo pees his pants)

Sauron: Now... I been sayin' that shit for years, Frodo. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I devoured his soul and made him a Wraith. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. One Ring here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Frodo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Frodo: Does this mean you're not gonna use the One Ring to cover all the world in a second Darkness?

Sauron: Yeah...no, i'm still gonna do that.

Frodo: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE!?

Sauron: ROTFLMAO beeeatch!

HECTAR

48
In MY country, Casey Anthony sails while Willie Nelson goes to jail.


...also, for some reason I can't post in the Flames.

Maybe you should introduce yourself in the newbie forum. Just saying. ;)

49
Anarchy / Re: Greece is in financial trouble!?
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:22:20 AM »
Well, it's simple, see. A sandwich that big takes more than one country to eat it, y'know. At that point I guess most figured they might as well adopt the poor sucker for the tax breaks.

50
Homework Help / Re: Need some help with my equation.
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:19:05 AM »
Dude, for real--blowing covers is doing it wrong.

No, but in all seriousness, Lacerda should field this one. His earthly disguise was exposed years ago. No danger to the rest of us, that way.

I mean, uh--to all those "interstalactite supernerds," or whoever you guys are talking about.  :roll:

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 ... 38