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New Geeks on the Block / Re: new geek on the block!« on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:48 PM »
You must have boobs surgically removed and a penis attached before operating a computer or multimedia device of any kind.
-Joe Lieberman 77
Entertainment / Re: I am who i am, so let me be!« on: May 03, 2011, 10:48:59 AM »
Citizen: Your application to join the "Future Stars of the Short Bus Squad" has been approved. Welcome to the club! As a new member, you will enjoy many of the same benefits full members do, including:
We hope you find membership to be rewarding. We look forward to inducting you as a full member some day soon! Remember: always wear your helmet at all times! 78
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Salutations!« on: May 03, 2011, 10:07:32 AM »
Welcome! I am a coffee fiend! It appears we are destined to be mortal enemies...
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash« on: May 02, 2011, 03:31:28 PM »
The first IRC song sung by a trio!
[16:21] <scoff> MAMA, I just ruined a flan [16:21] <scoff> Should have stuck to making bread [16:21] <scoff> Pulled a boner and now no one's fed [16:22] <@Mr_Shifty> Mamaaaaaaa [16:22] <@Mr_Shifty> baking just for fuuunnnn [16:23] <Banshee> should have really made you pie [16:23] <Banshee> sometimes i wish i'd never turned the oven on at all [16:24] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL [16:24] <scoff> hahaha [16:24] <Banshee> preheated it wrong, preheated it wrong [16:24] <scoff> LOL [16:25] <Banshee> the flan really spattered [16:25] * scoff goes home 80
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash« on: May 02, 2011, 01:57:20 PM »
I'm still baffled.
I HATE YOU ALL. 81
Anarchy / Re: Had Another girl« on: May 02, 2011, 06:58:34 AM »Yeah, shemales are sneaky.  Old, but highly relevant here. 82
Political Opinions / Re: Bin Laden is Dead« on: May 02, 2011, 06:57:23 AM »
Huge PR victory, but I wonder how much will actually change.
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Anarchy / Re: Zombo.com | lots of new geek articles and ideas« on: May 01, 2011, 06:30:16 PM »
I think you will be regretting your spam. Shortly.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: I am the new bit on the block.« on: May 01, 2011, 06:26:22 PM »
Holy first post, Batman! I happen to enjoy drinking alcohol and going to bars, but I also enjoy staying in and having a lot of "me" time. There's nothing wrong with either.
Welcome! 85
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hi« on: May 01, 2011, 06:25:04 PM »But then, I am a legend. Sorry, the only legend I recognize around here is greg. Welcome new secret agent guy! 86
Anarchy / Re: Puzzle of the Week 15« on: April 28, 2011, 01:21:13 PM »There are variations, but the primary spellings tracked.hate ivan 87
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash« on: April 28, 2011, 09:16:42 AM »
[09:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm listening to a song by Motherlovebone called "Mindshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@Mr_Shifty> but whenever I hear it I think it sounds like they're singing "Mimeshaker Meltdown" [09:23] <@reimero> LOL [09:23] * @Mr_Shifty shakes mimes [09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> hay [09:29] <@reimero> wat [09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> when I pick this mime up, I get asked what application I should open it with [09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> "unknown mimetype" [09:30] <@BizB> because I'm on Mibbit? [09:30] * @Mr_Shifty opens it with a chainsaw, selects "always open this mimetype with this application" 88
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Wanna be geek« on: April 27, 2011, 10:56:11 PM »You're an asshole, you're an asshole... that's right! what is this i dont even 89
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash« on: April 26, 2011, 11:43:46 AM »
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> (Great. Now I have "The Goat Show" stuck in my head. Thanks, DG.)
[12:21] <@DG> We're all stars, now. [12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> WE'RE [12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> ALL [12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> STARS [12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> NOW [12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> IN THE GOAT SHOW [12:22] <@reimero> ROFL [12:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I should start wearing colored contacts like Marilyn Manson does [12:23] <@Mr_Shifty> Bobert: We're all stars now [12:24] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Four trash bags full of stars. [12:29] <@DG> Wow [12:29] <@DG> Bobert: In the goat show? [12:30] <Bobert> DG: We're almost certainly getting new flip phones, we should have gone with the 24gb of goat pr0n. [12:30] <Banshee> HAHAHA [12:30] <Banshee> LOPFL [12:30] <@DG> bwhahaha [12:30] <@Mr_Shifty> ROFL [12:30] <Banshee> Should we get a new quote already? [12:30] <Banshee> That needs to be the channel topic [12:30] <@Mr_Shifty> Bobert: I didn't realize that was an option when we were evaluating new phones at work. 90
Anarchy / Re: Puzzle of the Week 14« on: April 24, 2011, 10:54:51 PM »Kitty_pop got points!! Unfortunately not the maximum! 91
Anarchy / Re: Puzzle of the Week 14« on: April 22, 2011, 10:50:46 AM »Now you're just making shit up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navier%E2%80%93Stokes_equations Fluid dynamics, baby! Tell me you want me. 92
Anarchy / Re: Puzzle of the Week 14« on: April 22, 2011, 09:29:35 AM »
Yay I figured them out!
Hint: The second puzzle is easier if you apply Navier-Stokes equations! 93
Anarchy / Re: Puzzle of the Week 13« on: April 21, 2011, 02:15:24 PM »
Holy crap, was it as simple as using the Pythagorean Theorum on one of the sides of the square?
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Anarchy / Re: Puzzle of the Week 13« on: April 21, 2011, 02:01:12 PM »
Damn, I forgot to finish this after I started it. I got stuck on substituting for y to solve for x while finding the correct equation I needed to take the derivative of to find the critical points for optimization.
It's been a long goddamn time since I took basic calculus. It's possible I was way overthinking it. I thought it was an optimization problem, but the "passes through points A, B, C, and D" threw me off. I only remember having a perimeter or something in a 3D space. I wasn't sure how quite to approach it. The constant is 6=xy, but I couldn't find the equation to optimize. I ended up using coordinates like [0,0] for C, [0,y] for A, [x,y] for B and [x,0] for D. Then sketched out a square described by points and coordinates going clockwise from the leftmost point: A' [-x/2, y/2], B' [x/2, y+y/2], D' [x+x/2,y/2] and C' [x/2,-y/2]. The slope m of any of these lines is x/y, and the area would be expressed as A'=x^2/y^2. But then what? I miss being good at calculus. 95
Political Opinions / Re: US Government latest actions against online poker« on: April 21, 2011, 11:16:35 AM »
I believe most of the arguments against unregulated gambling devolve on the assertion that it presents an attractive front for organized crime, and the government men with their badges and suits need to protect us against those cigar-puffing mobsters with prostitutes on their arm and wielding tommy guns.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: April 21, 2011, 08:10:37 AM »
Wow, that has gone completely around the HURRR spectrum and arrived back at "genius."
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Dudes« on: April 21, 2011, 08:05:51 AM »
I take it you're not a fan of the whole brevity... thing, man?
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hi all« on: April 19, 2011, 08:50:50 PM »I ran across this image this afternoon and it seems to really fit in well in this thread. 
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Insert witty thread title here.« on: April 13, 2011, 09:54:36 AM »hundreds of years before they became huge. TWSS 100
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: #HN Bash« on: April 11, 2011, 04:27:27 PM »
[17:22] <@Mr_Shifty> bobert: tits
[17:22] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Omg... Popo radio, cop just asked you to fuck around with really spectacular tits. [17:22] <@DG> Bwhahaha [17:23] <@DG> Bobert, you owe me tea. [17:23] <@DG> and a new keyboard |
