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« on: August 28, 2002, 12:29:49 PM »
In the same vein of the Alanis song generator, poking around on the site I also came up with The Random Bar Joke Generator

Keep clicking....i guarantee you will be laughing assuming you aren't P.O.'ed when you start...

Here's one I came up with:
Okay, so a truck driver walks into a bar. A pig cozies up to the truck driver and says "For a dollar I'll go upstairs with you and show you more pleasure than you can possibly imagine." The truck driver says "Can you beat up everyone in the bar?" The pig pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna fuck you and anyone else you'd like to invite along!"

So the truck driver starts chanting "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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For something that makes no sense in any way, it's pretty damn funny!
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2002, 06:45:27 PM »
cute site thanks for sharing .. will have to pass this along
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2002, 06:49:56 PM »
This lady walks into a bar. A bum says "I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a lady"? The lady says "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender shouts "We don't see many ladies in here."

So the lady says "I was on the wrong side of the bar, sir!"



Classic!!!!!!!



I'm going to try another one...



All right, a blonde walks into a bar. A bum says "I'd grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door to get a drink." The blonde says "I'd love to give you oral pleasure like you wouldn't believe." The bartender says "You owe me a dollar."

The blonde shouts "I can't believe you thought I was a Californian!"



AWESOME!

I love Brunching....
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2002, 09:14:32 AM »
That is seriously awesome. Here's mine:

So this monkey walks into a bar. The bartender says "See that nun over there? If you get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey that nun will do anything you want, as many times as you want." The monkey says "I'll take a Manhattan." A dog gets close to the monkey and says "Give me ten bucks and I'll nail your feet to the floor."

The monkey says "Yeah, well, I've given up drinking!"



Funky ass shit man. I love it.
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