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« on: August 18, 2005, 11:14:49 AM »
Hey all... found this site by odd chance by typing in "geek forum" on google..and behold first link points me here.. what gives.

Im a mid 20's white male (I say "white" just to provide a visual representation... you know, coz like all white guys look the same - if i get some b*llshit response about being racist, Ill start on your ass with a lawsuit about defamation of character) working in IT... bored as hell at work so needed a new discussion forum to waste time on.

That's it... take it however you want...(preferably if you're a young fit blonde, you take it either in the mouth or one of the other places where it fits well).

 - atari
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2005, 11:27:57 AM »
That post almost me me wanna dye my hair blonde and get on a diet!








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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2005, 12:51:36 PM »
I'm a fit young blonde....you gonna be the man or the woman?
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2005, 01:18:25 PM »
Thunder?


Oh wait, Thunder isn't white, is he?
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2005, 02:09:31 PM »
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Thunder?


Oh wait, Thunder isn't white, is he?


Not on the inside, my dear. Not on the inside.
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2005, 02:53:18 PM »
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I'm a fit young blonde....you gonna be the man or the woman?
:shock:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2005, 03:33:07 PM »
I don't care what you look like.

- Lacerda
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2005, 03:45:39 PM »
No, I guess you never do, do you?

Welcome to The Geekery. Please don't feed the Lacerda.
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2005, 03:51:09 PM »
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Welcome to The Geekery. Please don't feed the Lacerda.


That's a pretty good rule of thumb for any smoking pineapples you might run across, in general.
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2005, 03:53:02 PM »
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That's a pretty good rule of thumb for any smoking pineapples you might run across, in general.


Thank god I've only had to apply that rule to one.
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2005, 05:34:44 PM »
Are you insinuating that smoking pineapples are obese and in need of nutritional monitoring?
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2005, 05:43:55 PM »
Quote from: atari
Hey all... found this site by odd chance by typing in "geek forum" on google..and behold first link points me here.. what gives.

Im a mid 20's white male (I say "white" just to provide a visual representation... you know, coz like all white guys look the same - if i get some b*llshit response about being racist, Ill start on your ass with a lawsuit about defamation of character) working in IT... bored as hell at work so needed a new discussion forum to waste time on.

That's it... take it however you want...(preferably if you're a young fit blonde, you take it either in the mouth or one of the other places where it fits well).

 - atari


What an unpleasant fellow.
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2005, 06:04:53 PM »
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What an unpleasant fellow.


Given that I have power of attorney on this website, I am now this man's attorney. I hope you realize that this TYPIFIES the type of LIBELOUS REMARK that I have pursued in COURT many SUCCESSFUL TIMES. If you are not willing or able to enter into what might be the most PAINFUL LITIGATION of your lifetime, then I seriously suggest the following:

1) Redact your defamatory statements.
2) Pay my CLIENT twelve thousand!!! ($12,000!!!) DOLLARS in U.S. currency to settle out OF court.

If you do not comply with what I feel ARE entirely reasonable DEMANDS then the price of going to court will be much more than the measly sixteen thousand!!! dollars that I mentioned previously.
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2005, 06:14:06 PM »
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What an unpleasant fellow.


Given that I have power of attorney on this website, I am now this man's attorney. I hope you realize that this TYPIFIES the type of LIBELOUS REMARK that I have pursued in COURT many SUCCESSFUL TIMES. If you are not willing or able to enter into what might be the most PAINFUL LITIGATION of your lifetime, then I seriously suggest the following:

1) Redact your defamatory statements.
2) Pay my CLIENT twelve thousand!!! ($12,000!!!) DOLLARS in U.S. currency to settle out OF court.

If you do not comply with what I feel ARE entirely reasonable DEMANDS then the price of going to court will be much more than the measly sixteen thousand!!! dollars that I mentioned previously.


Your second-hand smoke smells remarkably like a Hawaiian style pizza.
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2005, 06:22:56 PM »
I had some bacon earlier...

hey.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE! You can't distract my FINELY HONED legal mind with such la
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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2005, 06:44:15 PM »
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What an unpleasant fellow.


Given that I have power of attorney on this website, I am now this man's attorney. I hope you realize that this TYPIFIES the type of LIBELOUS REMARK that I have pursued in COURT many SUCCESSFUL TIMES. If you are not willing or able to enter into what might be the most PAINFUL LITIGATION of your lifetime, then I seriously suggest the following:

1) Redact your defamatory statements.
2) Pay my CLIENT twelve thousand!!! ($12,000!!!) DOLLARS in U.S. currency to settle out OF court.

If you do not comply with what I feel ARE entirely reasonable DEMANDS then the price of going to court will be much more than the measly sixteen thousand!!! dollars that I mentioned previously.



Settling out of court to avoid the most PAINFUL LITIGATION of your lifetime: $12,000

Being teased because you told your friends 'The Smoking Pinapple made me do it!': Priceless.
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2005, 08:36:59 PM »
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Are you insinuating that smoking pineapples are obese and in need of nutritional monitoring?
 :x


In fact, I am. Damn you and your second-hand smoke! I should have you all shot!
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