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I am somewhat frightened...
« on: November 20, 2008, 06:01:12 AM »
Hi guys.
My country is under the assumption that every person on the internet is a rapist, but I'll still give you my personal information anyway.
-My name's Alex.
-I remember seeing the Hacker Network as a small child, the primary school blocked it as a Malicious Site.
-I was recently told I look like a jackass by a blind person...
-I live in a tiny place full of slackjawed yokels, who've quite recently discovered computers.
-People who think hacking is being able to make the words on the screen turn pretty colours irritate me. I apologize if you are one of these people but I hate you.  :|
-The only way I gather I'm decent with computers is because I help little old ladies with their computers. They believe me to be a genius, I am inclined to agree with them.
-I like arguing about stuff but if I'm getting annoying, tell me and I'll abolish my beliefs in a snap.
-I am apart of the straight half of the gay/straight alliance at school.
-"I like taking people's right socks and hiding them... Thats right, it's me, it's always been me." -Rove
I hope I'm here to stay. I suppose it depends on your tolerence for new people. :w:

Edit - Also, I was hoping to find some RPG Makers here. If you guys need Sprites, I'll take a whack at making some.
« Last Edit: November 20, 2008, 04:44:06 PM by Bloodsau Sage »
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 06:22:05 AM »
Welcome.
Everyone on the internet is a rapist. Thank you for your information.
This site is also designated as "Malicious".
That's the first time I've seen 'slackjawed' used properly on the internet.
How did you make those little faces, they're so cuuul. You must be like... a super-hacker.
Go ahead and abolish all your beliefs now, we will be happy to re-educate you.
I'm part of an FBI investigation on the gay/straight alliance on this site.
If you keep taking their right socks, I'll start going after their left shoes.
Thank you for not numbering your list.
Whack is spelled with an 'h'.
No, I do not need any sprites, they don't agree with my brownies.
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2008, 10:41:56 AM »
Mmmmmm.... I could do with a tasty, cold, refreshing Sprite right now!
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 11:18:47 AM »
Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on November 20, 2008, 06:01:12 AM
My country is under the assumption that every person on the internet is a rapist, but I'll still give you my personal information anyway.
-I was recently told I look like a jackass by a blind person...
-I like arguing about stuff but if I'm getting annoying, tell me and I'll abolish my beliefs in a snap.
I hope I'm here to stay. I suppose it depends on your tolerence for new people. :w:

1. Does that mean that you are a rapist?
2. Being called a jackass by a blind person happens to the best of us.
3. All of your current beliefs should be forgotten, because I find every word you said overtly annoying.
4. When you joined, you joined under the assumption that we would be tolerant.  Luckily, it is true of most of us.  Except for ivan.  :lol:
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 11:31:38 AM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on November 20, 2008, 11:18:47 AM
4. When you joined, you joined under the assumption that we would be tolerant.  Luckily, it is true of most of us.  Except for ivan.  :lol:

People with standards are often accused of intollerance.

If you choose to wallow in the slob life and call it living, read drivell and call it reading, eat garbage and call it eating, drink sewage and call it drinking, then by all means have at it -- but I respectfully decline.
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Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 04:54:51 PM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on November 20, 2008, 11:18:47 AM
1. Does that mean that you are a rapist?
2. Being called a jackass by a blind person happens to the best of us.
3. All of your current beliefs should be forgotten, because I find every word you said overtly annoying.
4. When you joined, you joined under the assumption that we would be tolerant.  Luckily, it is true of most of us.  Except for ivan.  :lol:

Yes.
No it doesn't.
Oh yeah? Well... Shut up.
I'm more scared of the one they call Demosthenes, although ivan looks pretty imposing too.
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 08:01:10 PM »
Welcome, new one!  :-D
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 10:15:51 PM »
Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on November 20, 2008, 04:54:51 PM
Yes.
No it doesn't.
Oh yeah? Well... Shut up.
I'm more scared of the one they call Demosthenes, although ivan looks pretty imposing too.

why don't i ever scare anyone?

i would welcome you, but i'm mean. grrrr.
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2008, 10:39:09 AM »
Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on November 20, 2008, 10:15:51 PM
why don't i ever scare anyone?

You have to ask? :lol:
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2008, 11:43:10 AM »
Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on November 20, 2008, 04:54:51 PM
Yes.
No it doesn't.
Oh yeah? Well... Shut up.
I'm more scared of the one they call Demosthenes, although ivan looks pretty imposing too.

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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2008, 01:26:35 PM »
Hi there!  :-D
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2008, 03:08:23 PM »
Oh...and HI new one!

I always forget to welcome them, I get so wrapped up in other trivial things...
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2008, 03:42:29 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on November 21, 2008, 03:36:51 PM
Hello! Are you bi? I'v toyed with the idea, but then realized I can't play for both sides thats cheating.

Way to confront them right off the bat. lol
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2008, 03:47:11 PM »
I did not say there was anything wrong with it. :)
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2008, 05:00:02 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on November 21, 2008, 03:44:30 PM
It was an honest question, I see nothing wrong with it.

And do not fear Demothenes. He's a big fuzzy bear, give him a hug. Although I might warn you that if you rub him the wrong way he might tear your head off.

Well if we are being honest then people only THINK I'm the straight half, truthfully the straight half of the gay/straight alliance doesn't actually exist. I'll let you decipher that one.  8-)
I shall fear Demosthenes until I see his teddy bear-ness.

Quote from: ydnamtnediserp on November 20, 2008, 10:15:51 PM
i would welcome you, but i'm mean. grrrr.

The FBI scares me a bit too.
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 07:31:09 PM »
so you never actually joined HN, right?
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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2008, 11:21:14 PM »
No I didn't. I typed in something on a search engine when I was a tyke and found the site, clicked on it and it wouldn't let me in. I asked the teacher what 'malkious' meant.

I learnded something that day.
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Re: I am somewhat frightened...
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 07:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on November 20, 2008, 06:01:12 AM
-I was recently told I look like a jackass by a blind person...
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I love you  :wink:
I jest, but that made me laugh. Apparently my amusement for minor things hasn't ceased.
/sigh
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