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Author Topic: Salutations  (Read 1387 times)

FullMetal Patch

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Salutations
« on: January 10, 2009, 06:08:15 AM »
Greetings, fellow Geeks!  I'm joining this forum as an exercise in expanding my online social activities.  I've never been much of a forumite in years past, but hey, boredom makes one do new and interesting things.  So...that's pretty much it.  If for some reason you need more info than that, reply to this post, and I'll see what I can do.

--FullMetal Patch
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Re: Salutations
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2009, 07:58:11 AM »
Quote from: FullMetal Patch on January 10, 2009, 06:08:15 AM
If for some reason you need more info than that, reply to this post, and I'll see what I can do.

I'll need your full name, date of birth, address, school transcripts, full family medical history and turn-ons.
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Re: Salutations
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 10:11:23 AM »
Hey, new person! Welcome to the forums.
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Re: Salutations
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2009, 11:15:35 AM »
Welcome.

If given no other choice, would you rather become the sole carrier of a new deadly world-killer virus but be unable to die from said virus, or be eaten alive by zombies.
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Re: Salutations
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2009, 09:06:35 PM »
@ Wunderkind:

Nice!  I'd have to pick the Typhoid Mary option...mainly because it makes for a more interesting piece of fiction (the search for the cure, psychological repercussions, etc.) than some poor douchebag being eaten alive.

@HeavyJay and bananaskittles:

Um, no.

Peace out.
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