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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: BizB on May 10, 2014, 02:54:42 PM
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Your hair...
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Prince's penis....
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Elevator music
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RSVP'ing "Maybe" to an event.
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"Thank You" emails that CC everyone
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"Thank You" emails that CC everyone
The "reply all" emails after that one.
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The BCC response after that.
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People who hug a little too long.
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Coworkers who hug.
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Coworkers
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Co.
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Work.
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Ers.
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"That's what he said!" jokes.
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The Internet.
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Reading someone else's code. :-o
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Having the project run smoothly and realizing now I have to catch up on the more mundane stuff that has been neglected.
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Cars passing too close to your bike.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BphTQbOCcAAaXxb.jpg)
Internet hole area
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Used car shopping with an emotional 16 yr old.
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The emotional 16 year old telling you dirty jokes, and they turn out to be good.
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New York State laws against marijuana use. (I just moved from California).
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People who insist that email is a form of instant messaging medium.
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Speaking of, I JUST SENT YOU LIKE NINE EMAILS CHRIS WHY HAVEN'T YOU RESPONDED TO ALL OF THEM I SENT THEM 4 MINUTES AGO ALREADY!!!!!!!!1111
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Speaking of, I JUST SENT YOU LIKE NINE EMAILS CHRIS WHY HAVEN'T YOU RESPONDED TO ALL OF THEM I SENT THEM 4 MINUTES AGO ALREADY!!!!!!!!1111
Usually I'll get an email, and then if I don't answer it within 2 minutes I will get a call to my desk. Then if I don't answer that, a call to my cell. And the cycle continues until I answer. Unreal.
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This (http://www.geekforum.org/index.php/topic,10347.0/topicseen.html)
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It's quiet in here. Too quiet. Listen. Listen! The drums! THE DRUMS HAVE STARTED. AIEEEEEEEEEEEE *flees*
:w:
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/drums.+not+mine+just+sharing_958009_4290266.jpg)
Just weeding out the DW nerds. :w:
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Marginal wind days when you're on vacation all week.
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Android SDK
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VERY interesting and compelling TED.com talks by disreputable people.
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People who gave me 19 smites. I'M AFFABLE.
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People who gave me 19 smites. I'M AFFABLE.
ICWYDT. :roll:
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Sure focus on those instead of the hundreds who have applauded.
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Back on topic:
Thursdays taste like purple.
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Not sure what I just saw... but I'm going to taste purple for days as a result
http://vimeo.com/83779832 (http://vimeo.com/83779832)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2m2DJybD4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2m2DJybD4)
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Not sure what I just saw... but I'm going to taste purple for days as a result
http://vimeo.com/83779832 (http://vimeo.com/83779832)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2m2DJybD4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs2m2DJybD4)
The "hacker" strapping-on the Nintendo PowerGlove was pretty awesome.
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At the end, when they showed the dinosaur, I thought for sure we were going to get to see Jebus, too.
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People who act childish when they don't get their way.
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
Indeed
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ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD
(https://i.imgur.com/B9bHS.gif)
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I see your Hypnotoad and raise you a Seizure Bot
(http://users.content.ytmnd.com/e/b/9/eb9a7a9edeb811bbcf6d4c758c522a85.gif)
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Nostalgia.
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When you're at that place where love for your monitor meets your hatred of gnats.
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elections
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elections
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It's a great time to put out a press release with bad news though. /PR_genius
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Visual Basic.
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Hackernetwork references.
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Maybe a bit of a periwinkle after-taste, but...
Any online profile found when searching for "Thunder3Davis".
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searching for "Thunder3Davis".
why
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stupid
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explains
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It's a great time to put out a press release with bad news though. /PR_genius
"Anna, don't write press releases referencing case studies that show kids can get brain damage if they don't get enough hugs and kisses."
- One of the ICs at work.
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"Anna, don't write press releases referencing case studies that show kids can get brain damage if they don't get enough hugs and kisses."
- One of the ICs at work.
If the integrated circuits are talking to you then it's your duty to set fire to the place to circumvent the rise of the machines!
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If I work from home should I set fire to my apartment?
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If I work from home should I set fire to my apartment?
I think we all know the answer to that. :w:
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If I work from home should I set fire to my apartment?
I bet you'd be great at that.
You could post a selfie with the conflagration in the background.
...I'm sure the fire marshal/investigator/police/insurance adjuster will never see it.
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Here is Skananabittles as a young girl ...
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Here is Skananabittles as a young girl ...
(http://i.imgur.com/RKTunky.png)
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:clap:
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Nice!
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House shopping.
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Being lonely.
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work
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work
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A mother losing at pool and screeching at her eleven year old, "What the fuck is a table scratch, that isn't even a real thing!"
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elections
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Friends who make short-sighted decisions.
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Executives who make short-sighted decisions.
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Monursday.
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Thuronday
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Thuesday... GAWD please don't let tomorrow be a Thuesday.
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...Jersday - you know... Thursday nights when new episodes of Jersey Shore would air :shudder:
Also - why does my hair have to grow so fast? I've resorted to cutting my own hair to save money since it seems so frequent now.
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Developers and QA engineers who BOTH miss an entire piece of the acceptance criteria, leaving the FE dev (namely, me) to do it myself.
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This winter isn't going to fool me. I predict another late blooming winter here in the north east. And I welcome it this year since I get to work from home.
That's ok though... I'm sure power will be knocked out for at lest a week to make up for it, though.
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Having to do a day's worth of work in 4 hours because, surprise, something got missed TWO SPRINTS AGO.
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Scope creep.
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Falling off the critical path.
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Chalazion (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chalazion)
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Hotel room coffee