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Anarchy / Re: You know what really grinds my gears?« on: April 24, 2008, 08:28:55 PM »
Well, given the modular construction of elevators, it's cheaper to the manufacturer and the customer to just install an off-the-shelf elevator with two buttons for the floors rather than design, build, and install a separate two-floor only model.
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Anarchy / You know what really grinds my gears?« on: April 24, 2008, 08:03:33 PM »
People who use the elevator to go up or down a single fucking floor.
Jesus people, you can't walk 5 yards to the stairwell and use 16 steps? It's usually faster too since you don't have to wait for the elevator. 278
New Geeks on the Block / Re: My Introduction Post - Clef« on: April 12, 2008, 08:58:48 PM »
Good God man! You'll bring the Grammar Nazis down on us all!
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: !!!YOU HAVE JUST WON TWO FREE IPOD NANOS!!!« on: April 12, 2008, 08:56:37 PM »
isn't a rich communist an oxymoron?
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: ERm.............« on: April 12, 2008, 04:05:02 AM »
I am 49.70414% geek
And now to get back to knitting my very own Dr. Who scarf 
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Anarchy / Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds« on: April 10, 2008, 08:09:23 AM »Because I overestimated your brilliance.Statement! 1 - love. 282
Anarchy / Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds« on: April 10, 2008, 07:59:41 AM »I was going for a questions only thread, but what ever. Then why didn't you just ask if we wanted to play Questions? 283
Entertainment / Re: YAY IRON MAN WOOT« on: April 10, 2008, 07:54:38 AM »
hmmm.... So, according to the strategy guide, the best order to fight Dr. Wiley's super heroes in is Debate-fallacy Man, Straw Man, Water Man, Iron Man, Bronze Man, Stone Man, Blasphemy Man.
It makes perfect sense now! Straw man is a logical fallacy, straws suck up water, water rusts iron, iron>bronze, iron or bronze>stone, and you need to stone the blasphemer. (but only after the priest blows the whistle) Hmmm.... not sure if going from Iron Man to Mega Man to Monty Python is too much of a stretch ... 284
Anarchy / Re: What do you think?« on: April 10, 2008, 07:23:46 AM »
1. If it's a box of clothing packaging, it's going to contain clothing packaging, not articles of clothing, duh! Don't ask trick questions
2. Schläfli-Hess polychoron 3. obviously it needs a complex color, like RGB = [122.133.14+3i] 4. Hell no! You trying to destroy the environment with disposable plastic? Use glued together dolphin corneas. 5. The price coming up on the register 285
New Geeks on the Block / Re: What the hell's up?« on: April 06, 2008, 04:39:58 AM »
hmmm.... is this the Jimmi the Squeeler? Cause the Don's been lookin' for you Jimmi, he knows what you did, and it breaks 'is heart.
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Anarchy / Re: Zomb0 Survival Kits« on: April 01, 2008, 10:10:24 PM »
Why would you sell kits that help the zombies survive?
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Math is a wonderful thing.« on: April 01, 2008, 10:07:28 PM »Emotionally I get a rise every seven years. Just like a Vulcan! Anyhow, Welcome to the board He Who Should've Read the Rules for Being an Evil Overlord. 288
Entertainment / Re: What's that movie.« on: March 31, 2008, 10:21:38 PM »
oh, I guess I should clarify that 1 and 2 are different movies.
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Political Opinions / Re: Telling me I shouldn't is one thing...« on: March 31, 2008, 08:30:02 PM »
They can have my salt when they distill it from my cold congealed blood!
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Hello Geekdom! Anyone out there?« on: March 31, 2008, 12:15:00 AM »
Howdy,
Welcome to the board. I'm an applied mathematics major from Texas who is also almost done. 291
Entertainment / What's that movie.« on: March 30, 2008, 02:12:30 AM »
1. It's a gangster movie in which all the parts are played by children, and instead of guns they throw pies.
2. It's an animated film (poor animation quality) that's a rendition of the pied piper. I remember one scene where the piper is preparing loaves of bread with what I assume were psychotropic seeds and he adds honey to cover the taste. 292
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Why did I come here again?« on: March 29, 2008, 08:43:30 PM »
I like mead a lot, but when I want to get drunk I usually reach for the scotch.
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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Important information for the geek community.« on: March 29, 2008, 12:32:34 AM »But I'm still not going to touch that quote. They sell books and puppets for that. As to the OP, I'm sorry to say your site is doomed to fail because geeks know that there are no girls on the internet, and many are only interested in finding a way to copulate with their computers anyway. 294
Anarchy / Re: Travel Plans« on: March 29, 2008, 12:18:40 AM »OMG I envy you. Vega is my favourite place in the world! (of those that I have been to anyway). Yeah, I'd be there right now if my TARDIS wasn't in the shop. Anyone know where I can find a used, but still usable vortex stabilizer? 295
Anarchy / Re: What to put on a tshirt« on: March 28, 2008, 10:33:10 PM »
Have a white T-shirt with black letters saying "My other T-shirt is black with white letters"
or how about a bright orange T-shirt that says "I play D&D"... nah, on second thought no one would wear that, ever. I once heard tell of a T-shirt that had an arrow pointing up with the words "The Man" and an arrow pointing down with the words "The Legend." I thought that was quite hilarious. 296
Anarchy / Re: A National Diploma in I.T. and i cant work out which is better, god help me...« on: March 28, 2008, 12:26:16 AM »
Anyone else first read his name as "Smeg Head"?
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Anarchy / Re: I hear wardriving is dying...« on: March 25, 2008, 02:10:50 AM »
Murder's illegal now!?!?! Merde! What shall I do with all these bodies?
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Anarchy / Re: Victory is mine!« on: March 04, 2008, 09:35:37 PM »
You know, this thread reminds me of a story I once heard...
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor. When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides. 299
Anarchy / Re: No no... Victory is MINE!« on: March 04, 2008, 01:23:51 PM »Two words: Daddy, I made a stinky in my pants. I never would've figured you were the mod 6 type. Maybe a 7 or a 3... but not 6. 300
Anarchy / Re: Victory is mine!« on: March 02, 2008, 12:51:13 PM »
I would conjecture that it's probably best if the pun threads remained disconnected.
I have a truly marvelous proof of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain. |
Someone's gonna have to either explain why you won't touch it... or be patient while I sit here and try to figure it out (which knowing my history, that could be a while