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Entertainment / Re: favourite Anime/Manga
« on: August 10, 2010, 05:59:31 PM »Are you talking about your Hentai fetish again?
I'm sure I have no idea what you're referring to.
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Entertainment / Re: favourite Anime/Manga« on: August 10, 2010, 05:59:31 PM »Are you talking about your Hentai fetish again? I'm sure I have no idea what you're referring to. 152
Writer's Block / Re: A Story About Vampires« on: August 06, 2010, 03:16:04 PM »TEH SPARKALIE VAMPIREZ: A LUV STORY OMG so like this one time there were these two guys but the weren't really guys at all but VAMPRIES!! but nobody new because they stayed young all the time due to there vigerous moistereyezer routine each night. Every night when they woke up they each took a few pumps from johnson and johnson and afterwards they would then apply their moisturaizer. one day they met this girl who is totally not the author self inserting herself into this in order to fulfill her sad pathetic phantasies and she said "OMG PLEASE TREAT ME LIEK CRAP AND STUFF BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL GOOD MORMON WOMEN LOVE" and they told her "we're gay lol" and she said "no u" and then the two fagpires held hands and floo off into the night with sparklez trailing from their asses. THE END So, when can I expect my Hot Topic merchandising deal? 153
Anarchy / Re: I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm ok« on: August 06, 2010, 03:08:37 PM »
ITT: 12AX7 shows off his massive wood.
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Anarchy / Re: Zombie Invasion« on: August 06, 2010, 11:41:56 AM »
Last night I had a dream that I fucked my accountant.
Usually when it comes to taxes, it's the other way around. 155
Writer's Block / Re: A Story About Vampires« on: August 06, 2010, 10:26:08 AM »I don't think xolik can watch it straight through either. I actually have that movie, and couldn't sit through the whole thing. 156
Entertainment / Re: favourite Anime/Manga« on: August 05, 2010, 09:36:12 PM »
My favourite Anime is that one that doesn't suck.
Haha, just kidding. They all suck. 157
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: August 05, 2010, 11:42:13 AM »
On my way to pick up my breakfast, I tuned in Rush's show and he was just going off about how us evil homos are cheering the destruction of America with the overturning of prop 8. After about 10 minutes of listening to him spew forth about how I hate America and he wants to know if I hate it due to genetics or if I learned to hate this country though the public school system he had me thinking a lot about what I really believe about this country.
Rush, you have convinced me. You've convinced me that I'm not going to ever vote for anybody remotely associated with the Republican party ever again. Good job. 158
Flamer's Corner / Re: The 'Let's Bitch About Our Jobs' thread.« on: August 04, 2010, 07:50:33 PM »
Writing temporary tables to tembdb is for pussies. I say write 400,000+ 'temporary' tables directly to the database instead. Who gives a fuck if this causes it to grow from 17GB to 40GB?
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Anarchy / Re: People Who frustrate you« on: August 04, 2010, 06:18:46 PM »Well that's not very nice. I know. It's shameless, the way he flirts. 160
Anarchy / Re: favourite Movie Quotes?« on: August 03, 2010, 01:21:50 AM »
HELL BUMP
Quote Hannibal Lecter: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI. I sing this at work when my boss asks me his opinion about projects. Boss So, Xolik, what do you think about ditching Active Directory in favour of Open Directory? Think you can do it in a week? Xolik*in singsong falsetto voice* Ohhhhhhhhh, you know what you look like to meeeeee, with your good bag and your cheap shoooooooes, you look like a ruuuuuuube.... Boss....yeah, I'll just walk away now... 161
Entertainment / Re: What was the last movie you watched?« on: August 03, 2010, 12:46:51 AM »God, I remember when he used to be the troubled teen on Growing Pains. what? I only remember Kirk Cameron.... 162
Entertainment / Re: What was the last movie you watched?« on: August 02, 2010, 10:53:18 PM »I loved inception... I think di-craprio's beautiful face distracted me. His beautiful body distracted me during that stinker The Beach. 163
Entertainment / Re: What are you reading right now?« on: August 02, 2010, 04:04:30 PM »
A duplicate thread.
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Entertainment / Re: What was the last movie you watched?« on: August 02, 2010, 03:09:34 PM »
I saw "Inception". This movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, shoots for high philosophy, but misses the mark entirely. In fact, the only philosophical question I was pondering the entire time while watching this was "How does this guy still have a career?"
On the Xolik Blows-a-meter *pppphhhhht* Egg Salad! 165
Political Opinions / Re: The UK, new government good or bad« on: August 02, 2010, 01:52:35 PM »
Do we really want world peace, though? It's quite an effective population control measure. The only warfare worth abolishing is class.
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Writer's Block / Re: Should I Keep Going« on: August 02, 2010, 01:49:34 PM »
Paging doctor Tee El to this thread.
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Political Opinions / Re: The UK, new government good or bad« on: August 02, 2010, 01:46:37 PM »
Fuck the rich. There won't be world peace until everybody is wearing one of those Kim Dong Ill suits.
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Homework Help / Re: The One Word Project« on: August 02, 2010, 12:08:29 PM »
"Guilt"
now that I think about it, this is better than "Fraud". I retain guilt like sponge does with water. 170
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Internet.txt« on: August 02, 2010, 12:06:09 PM »Quote today i worked up the courage to actually speak to josie in aisle 3 171
Anarchy / Re: Problem with activation« on: August 01, 2010, 09:59:14 PM »
Thread of the century.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: August 01, 2010, 09:19:50 PM »174
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: August 01, 2010, 09:18:49 PM »175
Anarchy / Re: Let's get baked« on: July 30, 2010, 06:18:50 PM »BANANA SKITTLE CAKE SOUNDS LIKE AN EPIC IDEA! !!!! Pix or it didn't happen. |