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This one is both awesome; and ominously frightening.

Reconstruction from brain activity

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Geeks Unite!
« on: October 05, 2011, 12:36:47 PM »
I take this to mean that war tugs really hard.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Geeks Unite!
« on: October 05, 2011, 12:34:36 PM »
Does tug-of-war really qualify as an extreme physical stunt?

  You do not know War, my friend.

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Actually, that video isn't very motivating.

So . . . nevermind.

131
T. Rex (with David Bowie!)


 ...well, part of a song, anyway. Not sure who screws up.


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Ah, ok. That's cool, then.

I was afraid you were gonna have nipple surgery.

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Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?
« on: September 29, 2011, 02:19:07 PM »
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
 
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
 
It is called the 401-Keg.
 
 
 
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!

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I like being chained to a radiator by the neck with my panties stuffed down my throat, while a bunch of asps bite my nipples.

 ASPS?

136

 haHA!  Negative, my friend. We used my cuffs. The riding crop was hers.

137
Tried that already. Dint wurk.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« on: September 28, 2011, 06:40:20 PM »
concur

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« on: September 28, 2011, 06:06:39 PM »
Must be some pretty strong stuff since probably all of our mothers have gone through menopause already.


roflmao

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« on: September 28, 2011, 06:03:20 PM »
i see....

so smelly butt is turned into couch forts then ?

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Biggest Loser Tracking Thread
« on: September 27, 2011, 04:10:39 PM »
I want your head

to hang on my wall

tonight... YYYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW

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Cap'n Crunch  FTW

144
Anarchy / Impressive, but creepy
« on: September 27, 2011, 03:59:40 AM »
"Our Kindergarten Teacher" {DPRK Music}

Heartbreaking. And creepy.

They are good, though.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: A Collection of images
« on: September 24, 2011, 05:41:03 PM »
.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: A Collection of images
« on: September 24, 2011, 05:10:53 PM »
.

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Homework Help / Re: Dreamweaver: parse error
« on: September 24, 2011, 05:04:30 PM »
Bravo!  :-)

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Anarchy / Re: What did you have for dinner?
« on: September 24, 2011, 05:02:37 PM »
Forty humans. I'm stuffed.

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Flamer's Corner / Re: Random Rants
« on: September 24, 2011, 01:30:44 AM »
Yeah, tell him he can choose between breastfeeding the kids and sending the thank you cards.

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