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Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?
« on: November 16, 2011, 03:04:59 PM »
You old old joke jokester you.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 16, 2011, 06:45:19 AM »HECTAR, I was just working that out last night. ha! cool!  Shovels and Rope - Boxcar C G Aint it just like you an me F C To go down like that C G Bleedin out in a boxcar F C Shot in the back C You were all I loved G All that time F C Lord waitin for us at the end of the line C G Any minute now I knew F C We was gonna have to decide F Take a fat chance an come out gunnin C Get out now Em F Try to keep runnin down south C G She said Hey Hey Cut the rope F Am No way we gonna let em get us both C G G G Dont stop runnin till ya reach that coast F C Let your pretty mama go up in smoke ******************************************* C G Coming out of the harbor F C It was simple and new C G Clean as clear water F C You could see straight through C But in that old dustbowl G G G When the money got low F It was all we could do C To keep a nail in the floor C Showed on her face G You could tell by the lines F C These were desperate times F Pistol strapped and Her hair was dyed C Gonna make her money Em Like Bonnie and Clyde F We'll be alright C G She said Hey Hey Cut the rope F Am No way we gonna let em get us both C G G G Dont stop runnin till ya reach that coast F C Let your pretty mama go up in smoke ********************************************* F Dont let the sorry weather get you down C Change your last name and Em Try your luck around F And if they ever come and ask about me C Tell em that ya knew me and Em ya kinda liked me F I aint afraid to go it on my own C You can make a run Em And make it all alone F You'll be alright ************************************************** F End of the line the engine's still burning C Just like the wheels Em the hands keep turning F round and round F Till time ran out C G She said Hey Hey Cut the rope F Am No way we gonna let em get us both C G G G Dont stop runnin till ya reach that coast F C Let your pretty mama go up in C G Hey Hey Cut the rope F Am No way we gonna let em get us both C G G G Dont stop runnin till ya reach that coast F C Let your pretty mama go up in smoke up in smoke 53
Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?« on: November 15, 2011, 08:46:43 PM »
I couldn't find it in yours, either.
Found it in Hammy's tho. He sees everything. 54
Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?« on: November 15, 2011, 06:16:30 PM »Where the hell did you find that 12? 55
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 15, 2011, 05:42:30 PM »
Am Em
Well, Hells bells Am Em Whatcha trynna sell Am Em Put it on the table 'fo Am G Em they take us to jail! Am Em What you said Am Em Got a bottle to your head Am Em And ya never saw it comin' Am G Em Now your pretty white shirt is red C Am Em Well I guess thats what ya get C Am You were leanin on me Em I heard ya askin for it C Am Em Did ya not come lookin for a fight Do ya say brown liquor Make ya sleep alright C Cocaine make you grind Am Em Your teeth all night Am Em Well who's that callin Am Em Is that your little darlin Am Em Will she come a-runnin Am G Em Or will ya go back crawlin Am Em On your hands and knees Am Em Baby dont ya tease Am Em Am G Em Sugar Mama cut you off at the knees C Am Em Well I guess thats what ya get C Am You were leanin on me Em I heard ya askin for it C Am Em Did ya not come lookin for a fight Do ya say brown liquor Make ya sleep alright C Cocaine make you grind Am Em Your teeth all night Am Em Well they found you out Am Em And the word got around Am Em That you gave us up Am G Em Without a sound Am Em You came up for air Am Em / Am Em Point ya finger over there/Put your feet over there she uses both in different performances; so I dunno which is "official" Am An tried to run off G Em But couldn't go nowhere C Am Em Well I guess thats what ya get C Am You were leanin on me Em I heard ya askin for it C Am Em Did ya not come lookin for a fight Do ya say brown liquor Make ya sleep alright C Cocaine make you grind Am Em Your teeth all night 56
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 14, 2011, 05:05:36 PM »57
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 14, 2011, 06:47:17 AM »58
Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: November 13, 2011, 06:16:24 PM »
Your findings would be consistent with mine, then. In fact, I'm not certain the "lyric sites" served by major search engines are indeed sites for listing song lyrics. Empirical evidence has shown such sites are typically used as advertisement 'hubs' and linkfarms with no actual song lyrics to be found. Bastards.
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Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: November 13, 2011, 05:09:26 PM »
So called "lyric sites". Has anyone tried to search for lyrics lately?
Don't bother. The internet fucked that up too. 60
Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?« on: November 12, 2011, 03:07:53 PM »
Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD!! - BOTH OF US?" 61
Anarchy / Guess what, Min?!« on: November 12, 2011, 04:38:48 AM »
Happy Birthday!!!
 Ok, I'm not sure exactly which day it is; but I know its right around NOW. Hope you have a wonderful one! We love you! 
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: November 12, 2011, 04:34:00 AM »
god, i want you.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 11, 2011, 11:00:46 PM »64
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 10, 2011, 03:38:48 PM »Damn, dude. That's some good shit. Here's an even better version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-BB31-TwPA 65
Political Opinions / Re: Personhood Fails in Mississippi« on: November 10, 2011, 01:25:46 PM »
IMHO, a person isn't a person until it's a person.
Quote person - Origin An embryo or fetus is none of these; neither in fact nor ideology. What is hard to understand about that? What's next, a million counts of murder for male masturbation? I got Luis beat; hands down. Haha. I get so jaded with people's and persons' blatant ignorance of established facts when it runs counter to their agendas; and also the general public's acceptance of said groups tossing facts out of the window. 67
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!« on: November 04, 2011, 07:54:28 AM »
Not really.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What are you listening to?« on: November 03, 2011, 05:27:47 PM »69
Anarchy / Re: What American accent do you have?« on: November 03, 2011, 04:09:49 PM »
Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they don't take medical terminology seriously..
Artery.............................. The study of paintings Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die Benign............................. What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section............ A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan.......................... Searching for Kitty Cauterize......................... Made eye contact with her Colic............................... A sheep dog Coma.............................. A punctuation mark Dilate.............................. To live long Enema............................ Not a friend Fester............................. Quicker than someone else Fibula............................. A small lie Impotent......................... Distinguished, well known Labour Pain.................... Getting hurt at work Medical Staff................... A Doctor's cane Morbid............................ A higher offer Nitrates........................... Cheaper than day rates Node.............................. I knew it Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative................ A letter carrier Recovery Room.............. Place to do upholstery Rectum.......................... ****** near killed him Secretion........................ Hiding something Seizure........................... Roman emperor Tablet............................ A small table Terminal Illness.............. Getting sick at the airport Tumor........................... One plus one more Urine............................. Opposite of you're out 70
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 03, 2011, 12:45:28 AM »
It's a veritable manifeasto.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 02, 2011, 07:37:18 PM »"Dick Zombies" sounds like the name of the creepy guy that used to live in a mobile home park near here that would poke around peoples' trash for aluminum cans. That was Dixon Bease. We made a lotta money on them cans, man. 72
Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: November 02, 2011, 06:19:28 PM »
I have 350 degrees in cake.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 01, 2011, 01:21:15 AM »unknown replyI can't get into zombies I think I'm the only one.You, my friend are not the only one. ^ This. 74
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: October 31, 2011, 07:42:19 PM »75
Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: October 30, 2011, 03:48:52 AM »I still quote my best friends anytime anyone brings up the subject of advertisements. Haha... so true. Punched at the very least. The sad part is how much of an effect on society advertising has. It's almost (if not already there) to the point of the chicken and egg / life imitates art imitates life paradigm. Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base? lol... backlash? |
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