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Anarchy / whats your favourite drink?
« on: October 20, 2005, 02:39:27 PM »
I love tequila.

This is good stuff straight


And this is excellent in Magarita's.  Real ones I mean.  Just fresh squeezed lime juice mixed with equal parts tequila and a splash of an orange flavored liquer.


 If it wasn't for tequila I wouldn't have married my wife...

527
Anarchy / The Chicken and the Egg problem
« on: October 19, 2005, 12:24:59 PM »
I have the unshakeable belief that the rooster came first. :wink:

528
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Firefox died
« on: October 06, 2005, 07:13:47 AM »
Sometimes Firefox just plan dies on me as well.  I think it has something to do with certain ads trying to do something that Firefox tries to prevent.  Sometimes it just plain dies and I get the "Do you want to report this error to Microsoft" and sometimes it just hangs and I have to kill the process and restart.

Also Flash 8  didn't mess-up my AdBlocker but now Flash doesn't work in FireFox at all for me.

I kinda liked Firefox at first but now it's starting to piss me off.  Maybe I'll give Opera a try.  Or maybe I'll just start using CrazyBrowser again, but I really like the Ad-Blocking and the way it doens't play Flash automatically in FF.  What I dislike is having to install all my add-ins again.

529
Political Opinions / Intelligent Design
« on: September 30, 2005, 07:40:32 AM »
Some of the pictures on the side are great.

530
Anarchy / And caption this too!!
« on: July 27, 2005, 07:36:37 AM »
Zolton, the under 21 magican, summons a diet coke with lime using the powers of his mind.  He is quoted as saying "As soon as I turn 21 I'll switch to beer!"

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Anarchy / Caption me this!
« on: July 27, 2005, 07:34:28 AM »
Cyndi, left,  pratices her makeup skills so she can attend Blaine Beauty School.  Her younger sister Bambi, right,  prepares for a future as a crack addicted whore.

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In the 4th grade my teacher had a Vic20 in the classroom and we could write programs on it.  More importantly she wrote a program to generate ability scores for D&D characters and then give you character choices based on your scores.  The entire class made characters and she ran us through a basic D&D module. Isle of Dread I think it was.

Hence my first foray into both Computers and RPG's.

Shit that was almost 25 years ago.  I feel old.

533
Did the appearance around here change for anyone else?


What did ya do to the place? paint? curtains?

534
Quote from: Demosthenes
Weird Tingly Feeling is a "MORNING G MUF"?

Morning Muff?  Well you see that's when you.... oh.  You said muf with one 'f'.

No idea.

535
Quote from: Detta
These jellybeans taste like soap.

Did you forget to rinse when you washed your hands this morning?

You did wash your hands didn't you?

536
New Geeks on the Block / Re: this is my introduction thread
« on: May 08, 2005, 06:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Nua

i swimm only using TYR's Catalyst size 4


Could you explain that sentence to those of us who only swim in lakes or the ocean for fun?

Oh and welcome.

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Quote from: Lacerda
This is not a joke because thousands of sentient carrots are dying every year from pipe abuse  :x

For us it is a harvest, to them it is genocide.

538
It's fine today, I just mentioned it because I didn't know if people knew that it had been occuring.

539
Quote from: catwritr
Bullshit, you can't get into the New Geeks forum.

Actually yesterday it was saying that it was only visible to moderators.  At least for me it was saying that.

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Quote from: needles
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/26/eveningnews/main691106.shtml


Quote from asshat Alabama politican in article "But in book after book, Allen reads what he calls the "homosexual agenda,"
and he's alarmed. "

What the hell kind of book is he reading?  Playgirl?
and Why does he keep reading them if he doesn't like them?

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He does always have that "caught in the middle of an evil laugh" look doesn't he?

542
I hope the girlfriend is worth putting up with a little yippy dog.

543
Anarchy / Puzzle and Problem that only geeks can solve
« on: April 19, 2005, 07:08:54 AM »
Make that a second, or third, that this guy is full of it.  If he had that much money he'd be able to pay a flunky to do this kind of thing.

544
Anarchy / Re: Just for Demosthenes...
« on: April 11, 2005, 07:40:19 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge
I walk in the liquor store this weekend. I see an interesting product and I think to myself "Fuck! I should send one fo these babies to Demo!". But then again, I figure you can probably find some in the states somewhere, but in case you're not aware....

Click here then here


I found that where I am.  Wasn't a bad beer considering I only bought it for the bottle.

545
Political Opinions / PC Take a Kick to the Mouth
« on: April 04, 2005, 08:15:27 AM »
I know that this yankee found the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to be frickin hilarious.  Maybe it was because I understood that they were having a laugh at themselves and their families.

Good job on your sisters part.

546
Anarchy / Spring Break: Where are you?
« on: April 04, 2005, 08:09:20 AM »
I was actually finding good parking spaces last week cause all the kids were on spring break.  As has been said above, no spring breaks in the real world

547
Political Opinions / Pope given last rites. Who will be the new pope?
« on: April 01, 2005, 01:01:24 PM »
thanks for the info!

I don't think you knew the same kind of philosophy major that I did.  :P

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Political Opinions / Pope given last rites. Who will be the new pope?
« on: April 01, 2005, 10:55:33 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge
Quote from: reimero
In fact, this Pope has even said that a married couple can have sex for the sake of having sex (provided, of course, that they not actively act against the possibility of conceiving a baby) and acknowledge that it can be fun, and should be fun for the woman.


How the hell would he know that?

Don't mosts priest get a regular undergrad degree before heading off to the seminary?

We don't know how wild he was in college.

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Political Opinions / Pope given last rites. Who will be the new pope?
« on: April 01, 2005, 08:42:18 AM »
Quote from: BizB
Quote from: Demosthenes
I'm voting for BizB.
I'm not sure my big head will fit in that little hat he wears.  Do you think they could make a bigger one?

Heck if you make pope you'll have tailors willing to kill infidels to make you a bigger pointy hat.

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New Geeks on the Block / Not *new* exactly.
« on: March 29, 2005, 01:55:12 PM »
Guess I was wrong.

I agree Biz.  Someone should point him to a L33T HAXOR forum where he can meet others of his kind.

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