clack heyar

Now that's a theory I can back.

I have some spots open in the one I'm running.  It's yahoo, it's free, it's fun.  Draft day is a week from Sunday so you need to decide before then.

Well folks it's been a fun run.  Out IT department has entered the new millenium.  We have a new server (the old novel netware antique has been put out to pasture).  I have a brand new IBM box.  Sure it's speedy, but now instead of winblows 98se I have XP pro and between that and the new server, I am blocked out of loging in to any sites (unless I can convince them that a place like Teh Geekery, BC, HN, or Somewhere is necessary for work).  So I won't be able to login from work any longer.  The wife expects me to spend time with her at home so my visit to these sites will be quite sparse.  I shall miss you all.  Feel free to emale me at my yahoo or gmail addresses (I was able to convince IT that I needed to get to my my.yahoo account and google.ig accounts because I have them set up to track the industry).

* You post skwerrl recipes on a wesbite.
* You've ever bought beer online.
* You write to Hewlett-Packard to sponsor a NASCAR team.
* You've modeled your new 'Daisy Dukes' for a webcam.
* You have a cellphone headset for your fishing boat.
* Your robot dog is named 'Bubba'.
* You paid more for your computer than you did for your house.
* You subscribe to the chewing tobacco newsgroup.
* Your windows wallpaper is the confederate flag.
* You make John Wayne MP3s.
* Your IM lists are "Hunting buddies" and "Mama'n them".
* Your ringtone is a Hank Williams song.
* You changed beauty shops because they didn't offer websurfing under the hair driers.
* You modified your gunrack to hold a rifle AND your laptop.
* You help install a wireless hotspot zone in your favourite Honky Tonk.
* You've ever called Graceland to tell them their webcam was down.
* You have your monster truck magazine collection on CD-ROM.
* You've ever been to a computer show wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt.
* You've used your shoe's spike heel to pry out a DVD that was stuck in the player.
* Your ISP's office is on a gravel road.
* You sent your husband an Ecard of Dolly Parton on the first day of deer season.
* You have Harley Davidson stickers on your mouse.
* Your Windows sound files are all steel guitar.
* You wrote a really cool flash animation that involves Jack Daniels.
* You've ever emaled a digital photo of your new tattoo.
* You know the GPS coordinates of your deer stand and duck blind.
* You've used a photo editor to see what you'd look like in Tammy Faye makeup.
* You've used a locking CD case to close a bag of salsa chips.
* You've ever gotten Kripsy Kreme icing INSIDE your PDA.
* You've ever spilled moonshine on your Blackberry.
* You wired your grandma's outhouse with broadband just for giggles.
* You have a satellite photo of the Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders on your wall.
* You've ever painted a URL on an overpass.

Anarchy.

By making said suggestion Ivan you are trying to control this society to protect your elite.  Why 999?  Why not 1001?  1001 is a much more interesting palindrome.

Since I am finally old enough, I am running for President of the United States of America. I am running a campaign that is solely word of mouth. All I ask is that you write me in for the office. If you watched South Park last night, you know that the alternatives are a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, so why not write in Peter Joseph Shepherd of San Jose California. At least I'm not a Giant Douche, nor am I a Turd Sandwich.

As for my positions on the issues, I believe in personal freedom and autonomy. I would use my power to protect those freedoms. I believe in the US Constitution and would do everything within my power to uphold it. I would appoint Justices who would be likely to uphold the Constitution and protect the interests of individuals over that of the Government. I would veto anything that came out of Congress that was unconstitutional and also veto anything that was obviously pork-laden. I would strive to balance the federal budget and streamline government. In other words I wouldn't be a hypocrite as all the recent past Presidents. I will accept no contributions so I can not be bought and will not cater to any monied interests. This is my solemn promise to you.

At work I'm constantly writing code such as this:

proc sort data=bas64v.toedit;
by cat name location;
run;

lol

What will they think of next?

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answers my question.

Democracy in action!

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So they took our laptops.  So we need to buy a laptop.  Budget is about 1000-1200.  

Pros-cons of various manufacturers, buying new or used, minimum performance requirements and memory.

Use will most likely be home and work stuff.