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Messages - Dark Shade

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Anarchy / Re: Worst Oblivion Mods
« on: October 28, 2008, 05:23:14 AM »
Well, that's better than Smurf Homoeroitc fanfiction.

Dammit!  :x

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 28, 2008, 05:22:31 AM »
False.

IBTNPTP thinks that anyone who drinks those kind of drinks should be shot and then jailed.

128
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Greetings masses, and...*sigh* forget it.
« on: October 28, 2008, 05:21:25 AM »
Yes.

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So there is this footballplayer playing a match, but everytime he shoots wide he yells: "Damnit I missed".
A priest who is watching the game says to him "If thou says that one more time, God's lightning will strike you down where you stand!"

So when the footballplayer misses again, and again says "damnit I missed"; suddenly a lightning bolt strikes and annihilates the priest. And directly after that a booming voice was heared from the skies: "Damnit I missed!"

 :lol:

And welcome back! It's been awhile!

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 26, 2008, 06:09:41 PM »
False. But I almost did! Does that count?

IBTNPTP doesn't like chocolate.

131
New Geeks on the Block / Re: I am Parabola, and I'm a geek..
« on: October 25, 2008, 06:41:39 PM »
Welcome!  :-D

132
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Greetings masses, and...*sigh* forget it.
« on: October 24, 2008, 03:39:18 AM »
What a quirky introduction! I like you already. :P

Long time, no see!

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Greetings masses, and...*sigh* forget it.
« on: October 24, 2008, 03:06:08 AM »
Welcome!  :-D

134
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 23, 2008, 04:30:48 PM »
True.

IBTNPTP doesn't drive.

135
New Geeks on the Block / Re: For what it's worth... Paige
« on: October 22, 2008, 11:23:50 AM »
That link was rather odd...

That's what three seconds on Google yielded.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 22, 2008, 11:21:57 AM »
True.

IBTNPTP likes Paul Oakenfold.

137
New Geeks on the Block / Re: For what it's worth... Paige
« on: October 22, 2008, 04:23:57 AM »
We've all lost the game, of course.

Edit - For the sake of sanity, let's not flood the forum with posts consisting solely of "I lose.".

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 22, 2008, 01:51:31 AM »
True, surprisingly enough. I'm not a big fan of texting, but it seems I need it to stay in touch with people.

IBTNPTP is listening to music.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: For what it's worth... Paige
« on: October 22, 2008, 01:50:05 AM »
I lose.

140
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 21, 2008, 05:36:11 PM »
True.

IBTNPTP hasn't bathed today.

141
You're gonna end up just like this guy eventually.

That was my first thought.  :lol:

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 21, 2008, 05:04:38 PM »
True. All in the name of humour, I assure you.

IBTNPTP likes musicals.

143
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Re: H4X0R
« on: October 21, 2008, 05:02:47 PM »
You see, there's this anchor tag...

144
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« on: October 20, 2008, 01:21:34 PM »
I'll be here all week.  :lol:

145
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Phyrrus
« on: October 20, 2008, 01:15:58 PM »
What does "hacking" entail?

Y'know, HTML and all that stuff. Geez!

146
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 20, 2008, 12:29:27 PM »
False!

IBTNP to post here has a proper breakfast every morning.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 20, 2008, 05:35:37 AM »
False. I only own two televisions, and they're in the same room!

IBTNP to post here has a beard.

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: Phyrrus
« on: October 19, 2008, 08:07:41 PM »
You beat me to it!

Welcome, new one.  :-D

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 19, 2008, 06:53:15 PM »
True. Although I'd never take up water skiing. I didn't like it very much!

IBTNP to post here has been to a foreign country, depending on what your definition of 'foreign' is.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: October 19, 2008, 03:26:38 AM »
True. It's nothing serious. *shifty eyes*

IBTNP to post here has swam with a dolphin.

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