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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 933435 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4450 on: October 30, 2009, 08:59:50 AM »
Quote from: BizB on October 29, 2009, 02:35:47 PM
I don't make the rules.  I just win by them.

You need to talk to Demo if you have issues with the judging.

I stand by my decision.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4451 on: October 30, 2009, 10:44:14 AM »
Why does everyone think I have a problem with this? All I wanted to do was make fun of the n00b.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4452 on: October 30, 2009, 10:54:48 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4453 on: October 30, 2009, 10:59:52 AM »
Is that you?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4454 on: October 30, 2009, 11:45:28 AM »
Quote from: ivan on October 30, 2009, 10:59:52 AM
Is that you?

Haha, neither one of them.

Also, guys, you're doing it wrong:
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4455 on: October 30, 2009, 11:57:33 AM »
Xolik, have you heard of this? http://rescuemarriage.org/

Puts the prop [h]8ers to the test.

You want to save marriage? BAN DIVORCE!

(Hey -- prop [h]8ers -- I thought of that myself)
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4456 on: October 30, 2009, 12:25:01 PM »
Quote from: ivan on October 30, 2009, 11:57:33 AM
Xolik, have you heard of this? http://rescuemarriage.org/

Puts the prop [h]8ers to the test.

You want to save marriage? BAN DIVORCE!

(Hey -- prop [h]8ers -- I thought of that myself)


Yeah, I heard that guy on the Jon and Ken show the other day. It's a neat idea, but it will fail.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4457 on: October 30, 2009, 12:34:05 PM »
I don't think they expect to actually get on the ballot. They're just making a point.

But you never know....
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4458 on: October 30, 2009, 01:18:18 PM »
I would LOVE to see that make the ballot!
* BizB : divorced 3X
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4459 on: October 30, 2009, 01:43:57 PM »
Our Governor is the best one ever.

http://gov.ca.gov/pdf/press/2009bills/AB1176_Ammiano_Veto_Message.pdf

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4460 on: October 30, 2009, 03:04:40 PM »
if they ban divorce, there will immediately be a rash of brutal spouse murders, followed by a rash or remarriages. rinse and repeat.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4461 on: October 30, 2009, 03:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Clear_Runway on October 30, 2009, 03:04:40 PM
if they ban divorce, there will immediately be a rash of brutal spouse murders, followed by a rash or remarriages. rinse and repeat.

I'm Henry the 8th, I am!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4462 on: October 30, 2009, 03:52:51 PM »
Quote from: xolik on October 30, 2009, 01:43:57 PM
Our Governor is the best one ever.

http://gov.ca.gov/pdf/press/2009bills/AB1176_Ammiano_Veto_Message.pdf

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Help me out...
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4463 on: October 30, 2009, 03:53:58 PM »
HOLY CRAP IT'S JOHN CANDY!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/10/30/chaz.bono.man/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn




Lady, I like being a man also, but you don't see me making a damn new conference about how much I enjoy pulling my pud. Jeeze.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4464 on: October 30, 2009, 04:18:42 PM »
Quote from: xolik on October 30, 2009, 03:53:58 PM
... but you don't see me making a damn new conference about how much I enjoy pulling my pud. Jeeze.

Well, there was that ONE time.  Or are you denying that ever happened now?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4465 on: October 30, 2009, 05:14:11 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on October 30, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
Well, there was that ONE time.  Or are you denying that ever happened now?

While I'm not saying Glen Beck raped and murdered that young girl back in 1990, I do find it fishy he hasn't addressed the issue....
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4466 on: November 01, 2009, 12:06:39 AM »
Who knew! I didn't even do the math.



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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4467 on: November 01, 2009, 08:26:30 PM »
you'll have to abstain for a day
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4468 on: November 02, 2009, 01:13:20 PM »
abstinence never works.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4469 on: November 02, 2009, 08:39:22 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4470 on: November 02, 2009, 08:56:35 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4471 on: November 04, 2009, 11:02:15 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4472 on: November 04, 2009, 12:25:49 PM »
Quote from: xolik on October 30, 2009, 01:43:57 PM
Our Governor is the best one ever.

http://gov.ca.gov/pdf/press/2009bills/AB1176_Ammiano_Veto_Message.pdf

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Oh wow, I see it now!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #4473 on: November 04, 2009, 03:48:35 PM »
I find The Onion's news crawl is often funnier than the actual stories
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« Reply #4474 on: November 17, 2009, 09:42:05 AM »
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