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Author Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread  (Read 934114 times)

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5400 on: April 20, 2011, 06:34:54 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5401 on: April 21, 2011, 08:10:37 AM »
Wow, that has gone completely around the HURRR spectrum and arrived back at "genius."
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5402 on: April 21, 2011, 09:34:18 AM »
Indeed.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5403 on: April 24, 2011, 07:57:11 PM »
The cover I made (with some tweaks added by my wife because her Photoshop-fu is better than mine) for something I'm running this summer at what we've been calling "TomCon".

Click to embiggen:




I'm pretty pleased with the end result.  I think it looks like something that could be the cover of a published game/setting.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, it's just a d20 Modern based zombie apocalypse game I set in the area in which most of my players and I live.  The picture on the cover is an actual picture from downtown.  Uh, with some Photoshop magic.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5404 on: May 01, 2011, 05:18:18 PM »
« Last Edit: May 01, 2011, 07:06:02 PM by Mr_Shifty »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5405 on: May 02, 2011, 10:02:28 PM »
The world according to the USA:

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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5406 on: May 04, 2011, 02:19:56 PM »
what does it say over the Netherlands? Weed-country?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5407 on: May 05, 2011, 01:54:18 PM »

 Did anyone's mom ever check their asshole for pieces of toilet paper when they were growing up? No? Ok. So why
 is it not a fucking WEIRD commercial with the bear family checking each other and 'pickin asslint' off the kids? Who
 signed off on that advertising campaign?
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5408 on: May 05, 2011, 02:00:36 PM »
You make an excellent point! Besides, from what I understand about nature, bears are supposed to wipe with rabbits.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5409 on: May 05, 2011, 02:50:30 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on May 05, 2011, 01:54:18 PM
Did anyone's mom ever check their asshole for pieces of toilet paper when they were growing up? No? Ok. So why
 is it not a fucking WEIRD commercial with the bear family checking each other and 'pickin asslint' off the kids? Who
 signed off on that advertising campaign?

And the U.S. is concerned about gay marriage, all the while there are commercials that (if interpreted VERY liberally), promote incestuous pedophilia. Go figure.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5410 on: May 05, 2011, 09:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Juggstown Massacre on May 05, 2011, 02:00:36 PM
You make an excellent point! Besides, from what I understand about nature, bears are supposed to wipe with rabbits.

LOL
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5411 on: May 10, 2011, 06:44:39 PM »
Why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5412 on: May 10, 2011, 06:51:39 PM »
Quote from: ivan on May 10, 2011, 06:44:39 PM
Why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9!


LOL
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5413 on: May 10, 2011, 06:51:58 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5414 on: May 10, 2011, 08:36:11 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5415 on: May 10, 2011, 09:07:59 PM »
Quote from: ivan on May 10, 2011, 06:44:39 PM
Why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9!


LOL.  Havana has that song on her playlist. I She loves it!
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5416 on: May 11, 2011, 12:43:25 AM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5417 on: May 12, 2011, 11:17:46 PM »
That is a picture of my feet. Those are the blisters on my feet after one hour in a particular pair of shoes. The person responsible for those shoe's existence should be murdered in the slowest, cruelest way imaginable. However, my imagination is broken in pain and anger, I need help imagining. This is apparently both necessary and random.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5418 on: May 12, 2011, 11:19:21 PM »
MY BEAUTIFUL FEET DAMN YOU!
Also, it turns out that image is huge so just trust the thumbnail.
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5419 on: May 13, 2011, 10:38:00 AM »
Step 1: Kidnap person responsible for shoes' existence, take him* to empty warehouse, strip him buttnekkid, tie him down, put on said shoes and proceed to crush his knotty bits with your heels.

Step 2: Have someone film this.

Step 3: ? ? ?

Step 4: Profit!



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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5420 on: May 27, 2011, 11:46:12 AM »
My dog is cute.

Edit: And sideways? iPhone, why you gotta do me like this?
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« Reply #5421 on: May 29, 2011, 09:00:12 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5422 on: June 01, 2011, 04:03:09 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5423 on: June 01, 2011, 09:43:16 PM »
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Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread
« Reply #5424 on: June 02, 2011, 12:43:00 AM »
Wait... that is a joke right?
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