Topic: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread (Read 933480 times)

12 · « **Reply #5650 on:** November 27, 2011, 10:36:53 PM »

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my discovered are so many and this is came from the bible and i have many proofs,,,if you have no god means you are not a human you are robot cause bacteria is came from water and gravty and dust ,,,gravity is a god or dark matter what kind of dna are you have if have no god devil or alien have a god and this is her creator why are you here in the universe of the human and how you build your body witout using a god ..or you need to study more to improve your weak brain . if you want the explanation of this and also the dinosaur and froofs you will pay a lot of money cause you are not belong to us,,,but if you have a god i gave this free Nicholas Harrinandan nobody cant change to nero ceasar cause of the inserting of memory of the alien to her body and there are so many also the scientist this very hard to remove this is like a crimina or gay or sex maniac and other that the character are not a normal human by using an insect especially the mosquieto for adding a character the problem of that are her children how can he save her children and wife how he can enter to the gate of heaven without god dont say there is no heaven,,,,there is an heaven 100% and me and my family are in the inside of the heaven thats why i can explain all i can proofs there is a gate and heaven you dont understand what or who is jesus also in scientific dont knows ,,, here is the one example of the words of the god : celebrate the death of jesus to release you in curse of death,,,,,this true,, and the proof iam the holder of the key of immortality and i can proof this a billion times also the gate of heaven here in my hand and this key are to those who believe in god,,,,,,,,, and this is only for the hebrew and christianity.,,,since last year iam starting to open the all mystery that keep it or hide of the bastarrd ,liar fuck alien and who are the religion and scientist have a key of immortality only the cristian why are nothing you are nothing,, the people dying now after the end of final judgement all are born again by using of commanding to the gene if you are burning me to write the procedure how the dying people to turn alive,,sorry my brain are too fast than you that is the old scientist and new born scientist,,,and you are in the outside of the door thats why you dont understand anything cause of the escaping of intilligent cause god dont want to use her body to those who dont believe to her the dying allied of jesus will be born again and i can froof it to all scientist eh! Don Yarber and this is the end of the alien and her allied that is the big mistake of alien and her allied ,,,god used her tallent to save the human instead to destroy the humanity,,that is the ability of our god no living life to this universe can tie to the god,,,,, a people who dont believe to the god are not a human cause the creator is not a god thats why this planet are many different type of living life but not the designer is only ! there are many,,, like a car if iam ferrari and you are mitsubshi you means same factory and samme ability eh! thats why have the dooms day god will remove the living life who dont believe to her and to her son,,,and this is very close now from the insect up to the animal and human and alien god dont want to use her separated body to those who believe to her

TameableExpert · « **Reply #5651 on:** November 28, 2011, 05:03:05 PM »

"sorry my brain are too fast than you"

O Rly?

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5652 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:13:09 PM »

I'm sorry, I was distracted by the repeated commas.

Ellipses... You're doing it wrong.

12 · « **Reply #5653 on:** November 29, 2011, 11:21:58 AM »

Look out now. She has froofs.

Vespertine · « **Reply #5654 on:** November 29, 2011, 04:03:51 PM »

Weird Tingly Feeling, 12!?

Where did you get that?

12 · « **Reply #5655 on:** November 29, 2011, 05:56:10 PM »

Comments section on Youtube.

I ALWAYS read the comments sections...

12 · « **Reply #5656 on:** November 29, 2011, 11:32:18 PM »

For example:

iPhone 4 Explodes Midflight on Australian Airline
"While on Australian flight Regional Express ZL319 Friday, a passenger’s iPhone 4 (not the iPhone 4S, which is Apple’s latest model) suddenly started “emitting a significant amount of dense smoke, accompanied by a red glow,” according to a Regional Express statement. Blahblahblah..."

But the real read is the comments:

Hector • Milwaukee, United States • 10 hours ago
The iBomb

alex • Walnut Creek, United States • 10 hours ago
The phone couldnt stand uploading another useless twitter update.

BeatClapper • St. Louis, United States • 10 hours ago
Looks like the Al Quaida App is a bust.

eric 10 hours ago
Does that make everyone on the plane an iWitness?

Eric 10 hours ago
If he calls Apple support, they'll just tell him he was holding it wrong.

Mingo 10 hours ago
It's the cigarette lighter app, sillies !!

John B 11 hours ago
A nice weapon and it's easy for terrorist to get, with a 2 year commitment.....

Rig 10 hours ago
This phone will self destruct in 6 iSeconds.

Conservative Liberal, Lib ... 7 hours ago
He must have been playing Angry Jihadists

Mathew 11 hours ago
Siri, why are you on fire?

RockDaHouse85 11 hours ago
Eyewitnesses report that the glowing iPhone resembled a "lidless eye, wreathed in flame," and said that they heard an ominous voice intone, "I see you."

OAKLEGA • Atlanta, United States • 11 hours ago
Once again, Apple has the hottest product.

garylolong 10 hours ago
The iPhone 5 will level a whole city block.

JB • St. Paul, United States • 11 hours ago
Thank God that didn't happen to me...considering I'm Muslim.

rabbit 11 hours ago
Siri, show me a picture of an explosion.

Locke 2 hours ago
i guess theres an app for grounding an airplane now..

;P • Pensacola, United States • 11 hours ago
Did ya try turning it off and turning it back on ?

Jeff 10 hours ago
It was a rotten apple.

I think JB wins just for pure awesomeness.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5657 on:** November 29, 2011, 11:35:04 PM »

Quote from: 12 on November 29, 2011, 11:32:18 PM

Eyewitnesses report that the glowing iPhone resembled a "lidless eye, wreathed in flame," and said that they heard an ominous voice intone, "I see you."

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5658 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:58:44 AM »

They never expect the all knowing ham app.

All_Knowing_Ham · « **Reply #5659 on:** November 30, 2011, 08:19:11 AM »

I see you.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5660 on:** November 30, 2011, 06:29:42 PM »

I didn't expect that.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5661 on:** November 30, 2011, 06:42:48 PM »

reimero · « **Reply #5662 on:** December 01, 2011, 08:50:07 AM »

Rizzy · « **Reply #5663 on:** December 02, 2011, 09:36:44 PM »

Quote from: 12 on November 24, 2011, 12:11:02 AM

Freakin' hilarious:

great-moments-in-history-if-internet-was-around

I can totally see Einstein giving a Ted talk.
Wish they did the same with Edison - I could see him giving a Ted talk where he demos the use of light bulbs and phonographs.

Min · « **Reply #5664 on:** December 08, 2011, 04:04:23 PM »

My daughter repeats many things that I say often. I guess I better stop yelling "THIS IS WHY I DRINK!!" all the time.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5665 on:** December 08, 2011, 04:33:56 PM »

Ian hasn't started saying "This (or you) is why we can't have nice things". But any day now.

ivan · « **Reply #5666 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:42:58 PM »

This lolled me.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #5667 on:** January 28, 2012, 11:29:53 AM »

So I came back earlier today to post, but was immediately confused by the Inception theme. What was up with that? But after consulting the bottom of a bottle of Malibu I figured out if I just changed the theme, I might be able to post. Yaaaay.

Vespertine · « **Reply #5668 on:** March 24, 2012, 10:26:59 PM »

http://nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/24/10847614-dick-cheney-recovering-at-hospital-after-heart-transplant

I wonder who he had killed so that he could take their heart...

pbsaurus · « **Reply #5669 on:** March 26, 2012, 07:37:28 PM »

Transplant shouldn't be the term. That implies replacing an organ with another one. After all, we all know he never had one in the first place.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #5670 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:39:56 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus on March 26, 2012, 07:37:28 PM

Transplant shouldn't be the term. That implies replacing an organ with another one. After all, we all know he never had one in the first place.

I wonder if former vice president Cheney's heart implant is going to try to dig it's way out a la "Alien"... or if he'd notice if it did.

Vespertine · « **Reply #5671 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:59:08 AM »

I saw a funny comment about this the other day. Someone said something along the lines of, "Is transplant a euphemism for 'he ate their heart to absorb their power?'" I LOL-ed.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5672 on:** April 11, 2012, 10:46:43 PM »

I just ordered a set of these.

damoose · « **Reply #5673 on:** April 12, 2012, 12:29:16 PM »

My wife was part of this. She was doing the busting, not being busted.

Nosferatu · « **Reply #5674 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:56:29 AM »

*Emerges slowly and looks around*

WHOOP!!

Tumbleweed
*Fades back into the shadows*

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