Topic: THIS IS NOT A TECH SUPPORT FORUM!!! (Read 14360 times)

TheJudge · « **on:** May 30, 2005, 03:14:22 PM »

OK, we're generally nice people over here at tehgeekery(OMFGLOL11!!!) but I for one don't appreciate people who drop in, don't introduce themselves, expect us to solve all their problems and then leave. If you are looking for tech support, perhaps you should try posting your problems in a tech support forum.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go knock at someone's door to see what they can do about world hunger.

/Rant

hackess · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2005, 03:48:13 PM »

THANK YOU.

I'm going to post this in Anarchy, too.

TheJudge · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2005, 06:10:18 PM »

Today was just too much.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2005, 07:13:50 PM »

Do you want to do my work for me? I don't feel like working.

TheJudge · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2005, 07:18:51 AM »

Sure but don't expect any results.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2005, 12:38:01 PM »

Can someone make it so that when you create a user account, the first thing they see (even before the Username: area) is a "This is not a tech support forum..." type message?

TheJudge · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2005, 12:55:06 PM »

Do you really expect people to read that message?

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2005, 04:46:13 PM »

*Sigh* I'm young, I still have hope in humanity...

Demosthenes · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2005, 04:49:04 PM »

Quote from: Crystalmonkey

*Sigh* I'm young, I still have hope in humanity...

You obviously haven't hung around FARK...

pbsaurus · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2005, 02:48:31 PM »

We're doomed.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2005, 03:45:44 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

Quote from: Crystalmonkey
*Sigh* I'm young, I still have hope in humanity...

You obviously haven't hung around FARK...

Oh god...

Maybe the Darwin Awards should become like the Nobel Prize, so people would realize just how DUMB some people are...

joonz · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2005, 11:05:44 AM »

pardon me for living. I am new here and was looking for help, obviously wrongfully assuming I could find it here. I suppose you fell out of your mother knowing everything. It must be great to be you. I will go look for help elsewhere and maybe you should try getting laid, it might lighten you up a little. Hugs and Kisses

Min · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2005, 11:36:20 AM »

Your words made me cry.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2005, 11:42:53 AM »

Hey it was even legal for me to "get laid" until a few weeks ago.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2005, 11:50:22 AM »

GOD I AM SO ANGRY THAT I AM FILLED WITH ALL THIS COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE AND HAVE NO ACCESS TO A VAGINA!!

Quote from: joonz

pardon me for living. I am new here and was looking for help, obviously wrongfully assuming I could find it here. I suppose you fell out of your mother knowing everything. It must be great to be you. I will go look for help elsewhere and maybe you should try getting laid, it might lighten you up a little. Hugs and Kisses

Oh wait, here's a big vagina now!

Dark Shade · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2005, 02:03:45 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

GOD I AM SO ANGRY THAT I AM FILLED WITH ALL THIS COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE AND HAVE NO ACCESS TO A VAGINA!!

Replacement time!

xolik · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2005, 06:03:05 PM »

Quote from: joonz

pardon me for living. I am new here and was looking for help, obviously wrongfully assuming I could find it here. I suppose you fell out of your mother knowing everything. It must be great to be you. I will go look for help elsewhere and maybe you should try getting laid, it might lighten you up a little. Hugs and Kisses

And now, a few kind, level-headed words from kindly Uncle xolik. Now, joonz, please don't take this the wrong way.

Shitass, Goddam, tit-ass, piss-ass Goddam, ass-hole bastard, piece of shit, dick, son-of-a-bitch God forsaken filthy measly-assed piece of fucking shit Goddam horses ass. You're not worth shit. You're a no good, no account, God forsaken piss-assed little bastard. Get your ass in there and lean over that Goddam bed, you're going to get a pounding.

Bitch. Fucker. Prick, Fucker, Prick, Goddam fucker, Goddam prick, asshole, prick, prick, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fuck you, you Goddam fucking piece of garbage. Go to hell. Fuck you. Go to hell. Prick. Fucker. GODDAMN YOU, you fucker. You worthless piece of shit. Goddam you, you worthless piece of shit of Goddam fucking shit. Fuck you. Go straight fucking to hell you Goddam fucking son-of-a-bitch. God Damn You! God Damn You!!! God Damn You!!! You Goddam asshole son-of-a- bitch. God Damn You! How dare you, you asshole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother fucking stinking piece of fucking shit. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit, you. Get the fuck out of my face. Go to hell. I hate you, you bastard. I hate you, you asshole.

You Goddam prick asshole bastard, dick, piece of fucking rank stinking fucking garbage that's as full of shit as anyone could ever be. Get the hell out of here, you fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Go to fucking hell you bastard. Piss- ass. Horses ass. Goddam fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! Asshole. You bastard. You sick Goddam son-of-a- bitch. You worthless little bastard. You Goddam asshole prick bastard. God Damn It!! God Damn YOU!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!! Fuck you, you bastard. You're going to hell. You little Tit-ass. Shit-ass. Fucker Tit-ass. You little Shitass. Piss-ass little bastard. You Goddam little bastard, I'm going to teach you. Get the hell up there. Why did you do this to me? Say!! What's the big idea?

I'm not going to put up with your sissified wimpy asshole ways. Shut up. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. I'm not going to tell you again. What's the big idea making all of that Goddam racket? Say! Didn't I tell you to not make a fucking sound? You think you're so Goddam smart thinking for yourself, when I told you what the fuck I wanted. You bastard. You bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, God damn it. I'm going to beat the hell out of you; I warned you and now you're going to catch it. Where do you think you're going. Get the fuck back over here you son-of-a-bitch and take your beating like a man. Fucking asshole bastard son-of-a-bitch chicken shit piece of crap, no good little bastard. What the hell do you think you're doing, for Christ's sake? I'm not going to put up with you, do you understand me? Do you?

I won't tolerate this bullshit. God Damn you!! I'll beat the living shit out of you. Watch it. I'm warning you. I warned you what I'd do. It's your own God Damn fault. I warned you, for Christ's sake. I'll beat you until you can't stand up or sit down. God damn son-of-a-bitch, asshole. You little prick. How do you like that? Does that hurt, does it? Goddam it, does it hurt? It better hurt. If it doesn't I'll make sure it hurts. Are you fucking crazy? Are you crazy? You must be insane. Jesus Christ, how many Goddam times am I going to have to beat you? When are you going to learn? You no account little bastard. In the old testament they used to take kids like you out and stone them to death. That's what you deserve. You ought to be taken out and stoned.

At least parents in that time had some Goddam solution to a problem like you. That's what would cure you. You've been nothing but Goddam grief to your mother and since the fucking day you were born. I wish you were dead. I hate you. Jesus Christ, I hate you. I can't stand you. I can't stand the sight of you. You hot blooded little bastard. Horse piss, bullshit, balderdash, crap, lying bastard, son of belial, reprobate. ballamite, Goddam Horses Ass! What the hell do you think you're doing?

You son-of-a-bitch. Hey you bitch, got any good words for me? You better say something or I'm going to kick the living shit out of you. What the hell good are you? Say, what the hell good are you? What the hell is on your Goddam mind? Speak the hell up. I'll slap the living shit out of you until you fucking can't see straight. You pussy whipped little bastard. You horse manure. Fuck you. Go to hell. You're going to hell. Go to hell. Shitass. Bastard. Bitch. Horses ass. God damn chicken shit bastard son-of-a-bitch little fucker, get the fuck out of my sight. You little chicken shit. You piece of garbage. You're God damn worthless. You'll never amount to a God damn thing. You're a loser and always will be. You go along fine for a while and then you do something like this to fuck it all up.

You little asshole. You'll never amount to anything. You're a God damn loser. You'll end up in jail you God damn deadbeat. Shut your big dumb ape mouth, you look like some kind of fucking idiot with your big Goddam dumb mouth hanging open. I'll beat that foolishness out of you. Look at that foolishness leaving him, I can see it with every hit of this Goddam mattock. It does my heart good to hear those screams and see that foolishness leaving. I'm not going to put up with this kind of bullshit. You're going to get a beating. Lean over there Goddam it. You think I'm going to put up with you?

You think I don't know how to deal with the likes of you, you God forsaken little bastard? We know how to deal with asshole kids like you. I'll beat you. I'll beat you like the Bible says to beat you and you won't die. Dammit bitch, you know the Bible says that if you beat your child they won't die, so shut your Goddam mouth or I'll slap you. Do you want me to beat you fat ass? You Goddam hussy. You fat Goddam hussy. I'm not going to put up with your Goddam sassy mouth talking back to me or telling me what to do, you fucking bitch.

I'm telling you; Goddam it; I'm warning you, I'm going to slap the hell of out of you; you're going to catch it if you don't shut your Goddam God forsaken mouth and back off. I'm not going to tell you again. The next time I'm going to turn my Goddam attention to you and you're going to be sorry. I'll cuff you around and give you a Goddam beating.

Hugs and Kisses.

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2005, 06:52:40 PM »

I read that, then I looked at your avatar...

Stratofortress · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2006, 10:16:23 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda

GOD I AM SO ANGRY THAT I AM FILLED WITH ALL THIS COMPUTER KNOWLEDGE AND HAVE NO ACCESS TO A VAGINA!!

I had access to one . . . and then I got married . . . . .

Edited By Dark Shade - Fixed.

Stratofortress · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2006, 10:17:02 PM »

And I broke the quotes in my post. I think I'll go blow my brains out now.

Min · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2006, 03:15:17 PM »

I have access to one all the time. Big fucking deal.

sociald1077 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2006, 03:57:19 PM »

Quote from: Detta

I have access to one all the time. Big fucking deal.

Tease.

Levy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2006, 08:14:42 AM »

Quote from: xolik

Quote from: joonz
pardon me for living. I am new here and was looking for help, obviously wrongfully assuming I could find it here. I suppose you fell out of your mother knowing everything. It must be great to be you. I will go look for help elsewhere and maybe you should try getting laid, it might lighten you up a little. Hugs and Kisses

And now, a few kind, level-headed words from kindly Uncle xolik. Now, joonz, please don't take this the wrong way.

Shitass, Goddam, tit-ass, piss-ass Goddam, ass-hole bastard, piece of shit, dick, son-of-a-bitch God forsaken filthy measly-assed piece of fucking shit Goddam horses ass. You're not worth shit. You're a no good, no account, God forsaken piss-assed little bastard. Get your ass in there and lean over that Goddam bed, you're going to get a pounding.

Bitch. Fucker. Prick, Fucker, Prick, Goddam fucker, Goddam prick, asshole, prick, prick, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fuck you, you Goddam fucking piece of garbage. Go to hell. Fuck you. Go to hell. Prick. Fucker. GODDAMN YOU, you fucker. You worthless piece of shit. Goddam you, you worthless piece of shit of Goddam fucking shit. Fuck you. Go straight fucking to hell you Goddam fucking son-of-a-bitch. God Damn You! God Damn You!!! God Damn You!!! You Goddam asshole son-of-a- bitch. God Damn You! How dare you, you asshole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother fucking stinking piece of fucking shit. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit, you. Get the fuck out of my face. Go to hell. I hate you, you bastard. I hate you, you asshole.

You Goddam prick asshole bastard, dick, piece of fucking rank stinking fucking garbage that's as full of shit as anyone could ever be. Get the hell out of here, you fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Go to fucking hell you bastard. Piss- ass. Horses ass. Goddam fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! Asshole. You bastard. You sick Goddam son-of-a- bitch. You worthless little bastard. You Goddam asshole prick bastard. God Damn It!! God Damn YOU!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!! Fuck you, you bastard. You're going to hell. You little Tit-ass. Shit-ass. Fucker Tit-ass. You little Shitass. Piss-ass little bastard. You Goddam little bastard, I'm going to teach you. Get the hell up there. Why did you do this to me? Say!! What's the big idea?

I'm not going to put up with your sissified wimpy asshole ways. Shut up. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. I'm not going to tell you again. What's the big idea making all of that Goddam racket? Say! Didn't I tell you to not make a fucking sound? You think you're so Goddam smart thinking for yourself, when I told you what the fuck I wanted. You bastard. You bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, God damn it. I'm going to beat the hell out of you; I warned you and now you're going to catch it. Where do you think you're going. Get the fuck back over here you son-of-a-bitch and take your beating like a man. Fucking asshole bastard son-of-a-bitch chicken shit piece of crap, no good little bastard. What the hell do you think you're doing, for Christ's sake? I'm not going to put up with you, do you understand me? Do you?

I won't tolerate this bullshit. God Damn you!! I'll beat the living shit out of you. Watch it. I'm warning you. I warned you what I'd do. It's your own God Damn fault. I warned you, for Christ's sake. I'll beat you until you can't stand up or sit down. God damn son-of-a-bitch, asshole. You little prick. How do you like that? Does that hurt, does it? Goddam it, does it hurt? It better hurt. If it doesn't I'll make sure it hurts. Are you fucking crazy? Are you crazy? You must be insane. Jesus Christ, how many Goddam times am I going to have to beat you? When are you going to learn? You no account little bastard. In the old testament they used to take kids like you out and stone them to death. That's what you deserve. You ought to be taken out and stoned.

At least parents in that time had some Goddam solution to a problem like you. That's what would cure you. You've been nothing but Goddam grief to your mother and since the fucking day you were born. I wish you were dead. I hate you. Jesus Christ, I hate you. I can't stand you. I can't stand the sight of you. You hot blooded little bastard. Horse piss, bullshit, balderdash, crap, lying bastard, son of belial, reprobate. ballamite, Goddam Horses Ass! What the hell do you think you're doing?

You son-of-a-bitch. Hey you bitch, got any good words for me? You better say something or I'm going to kick the living shit out of you. What the hell good are you? Say, what the hell good are you? What the hell is on your Goddam mind? Speak the hell up. I'll slap the living shit out of you until you fucking can't see straight. You pussy whipped little bastard. You horse manure. Fuck you. Go to hell. You're going to hell. Go to hell. Shitass. Bastard. Bitch. Horses ass. God damn chicken shit bastard son-of-a-bitch little fucker, get the fuck out of my sight. You little chicken shit. You piece of garbage. You're God damn worthless. You'll never amount to a God damn thing. You're a loser and always will be. You go along fine for a while and then you do something like this to fuck it all up.

You little asshole. You'll never amount to anything. You're a God damn loser. You'll end up in jail you God damn deadbeat. Shut your big dumb ape mouth, you look like some kind of fucking idiot with your big Goddam dumb mouth hanging open. I'll beat that foolishness out of you. Look at that foolishness leaving him, I can see it with every hit of this Goddam mattock. It does my heart good to hear those screams and see that foolishness leaving. I'm not going to put up with this kind of bullshit. You're going to get a beating. Lean over there Goddam it. You think I'm going to put up with you?

You think I don't know how to deal with the likes of you, you God forsaken little bastard? We know how to deal with asshole kids like you. I'll beat you. I'll beat you like the Bible says to beat you and you won't die. Dammit bitch, you know the Bible says that if you beat your child they won't die, so shut your Goddam mouth or I'll slap you. Do you want me to beat you fat ass? You Goddam hussy. You fat Goddam hussy. I'm not going to put up with your Goddam sassy mouth talking back to me or telling me what to do, you fucking bitch.

I'm telling you; Goddam it; I'm warning you, I'm going to slap the hell of out of you; you're going to catch it if you don't shut your Goddam God forsaken mouth and back off. I'm not going to tell you again. The next time I'm going to turn my Goddam attention to you and you're going to be sorry. I'll cuff you around and give you a Goddam beating.

Hugs and Kisses.

HOLY SHIT.... YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A HOBBY, A JOB, MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT, ANYTHING, PLEASE SPARE YOURSELF...

xolik · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2006, 08:58:11 AM »

Quote from: Levy

HOLY SHIT.... YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A HOBBY, A JOB, MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT, ANYTHING, PLEASE SPARE YOURSELF...

I hope to goodness you didn't direct that at me.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2006, 10:08:23 AM »

Quote from: Levy

HOLY SHIT.... YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A HOBBY, A JOB, MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT, ANYTHING, PLEASE SPARE YOURSELF...

And you really need to get out. Now. I'm sorry, but you've had your chance. Taking a swing at a respected member of this board will get you nowhere. In fact, it'll get you banned. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Do not pass 'Go', and sure as hell don't collect your $200.00. Thanks for coming out, Levy.

EDIT - Levy, you've been unbanned. If that comment was directed at Xolik, I ask that you apologize at the very least.

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