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Author Topic: Morning humor - Something I hate about people  (Read 3198 times)

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Morning humor - Something I hate about people
« on: August 03, 2005, 07:46:49 AM »
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2005, 08:00:17 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: Morning humor - Something I hate about people
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2005, 08:13:07 AM »
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who watch Comedy Central and then come in the next day and pretend like the joke is theirs.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2005, 08:20:28 AM »
People who assume I watch comedy central and assume I claim ownership of jokes! I got this in my e-mail this morning.  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2005, 08:23:29 AM »
I got this in an e-mail today. I liked it. Not the best joke, but far from the worst.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little  thing bothering me .. it was her beautiful younger sister My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very  tight miniskirts,
and generally was braless. She  would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I  always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone  when I arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had  feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't  overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her  sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say  a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom,  and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and  get
me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go  up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled  off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,  and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and  said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our  little test.....we couldn't
ask for a better man  for our  daughter. Welcome  to the family."

And the moral of this story is:   Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Re: Morning humor - Something I hate about people
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2005, 09:39:38 AM »
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


I always figured people did it (at least used to, now it's probably just habit or "tradition") in case the person they were asking didn't quite hear them. At least then they don't have to ask "What?", they know you are asking for the time because of the motion.

It makes sense, since generally you ask people you don't know what time it is, and they aren't expecting to be talked to so quite often they may miss part of what you say.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2005, 11:21:54 AM »
He's right you know.  So Judgie, I don't want to hear another word about this pointing at the wrist thing.  End of discussion.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2005, 02:03:10 PM »
I liked it.  :)
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2005, 06:44:26 AM »
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He's right you know.  So Judgie, I don't want to hear another word about this pointing at the wrist thing.  End of discussion.


What if I point at my wirst with my unit?
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2005, 09:00:14 AM »
That's the wirst idea I've heard all day.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2005, 09:54:08 AM »
It's still early. I can come up with much wrist!
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2005, 11:12:18 AM »
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That's the wirst idea I've heard all day.


That's the wirst pun i've read all day.

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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2005, 11:25:53 AM »
Well, I thought it was punny.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2005, 11:28:28 AM »
It was punny. We can expect a call from the British Tabloids any moment now to recruit for head punner  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2005, 09:36:01 PM »
I think I like the cut of this guy's jib.  :lol:
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