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« on: April 20, 2006, 07:12:46 PM »

Hello everyone.
I am from Texas and I plan on making lots of new friends here.  :D
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2006, 07:26:15 PM »

So does this plan have details?  What is the timeframe and budget?  What are the contingencies?  Does your plan have a champion?  What are the perceived obstacles?  I think we need something more to go on here.

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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2006, 08:16:12 PM »

there are no "friends" here.  unless you can give us stuff.  then you'll do just fine.


welcome, noob.
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 01:07:37 AM »

Welcome welcome.
Enjoy your stay.
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 04:10:16 AM »

A Texan who plans on making friends? Excellent! Welcome to The Geekery! :D
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2006, 07:28:28 AM »

Quote from: pbsaurus
So does this plan have details?  What is the timeframe and budget?  What are the contingencies?  Does your plan have a champion?  What are the perceived obstacles?  I think we need something more to go on here.

I watched their ppt presentation, and read their commission's report on the project; it doesn't have any funding appropriated for replies.
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2006, 07:54:50 AM »

Contingent upon his return, I hereby reserve the right to withhold friendship until such time as the appropriate plan is set forth including measurable milestones, adequate funding, and a bottle of single malt.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2006, 09:26:09 AM »

Hello.
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2006, 10:47:52 AM »

lol


Hey, so how come you're not Jesse any more?
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2006, 11:38:15 AM »

No, I don't wish I had your girl.
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2006, 12:01:59 PM »

I used to have an employee named Jesse.  His girlfriend was kind of cute but not too bright.  Besides I was married at the time, and actually still am.  It's been over 16.6 years now.  So what I should have just replied was:

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2006, 07:12:56 PM »

Jess's girlfriend is a vindictive, jealous, nightmarish BITCH. When Jess and I were dating, every fricken time we went out she would call her and start crying and all that crap; would ruin our entire evening. So FUCK YOU MEGAN!! Can you HEAR ME , BITCH?
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2006, 09:08:58 PM »

None of the Jesses I know have girls. Or boys for that matter.
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 09:27:05 AM »

Hi xJesse,

Welcome to this Friendly Community, where P stands for Pleasant, Positive, and People; and NOT for visiting the toilet, although you will want to flush some of your newly made 'friends' readily enough...

Hah.
Hah-hah...!
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