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Author Topic: No, Virginia. Bill Gates killed Santa. Cos he was a registered sex offenderbot  (Read 1927 times)

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No, Virginia. Bill Gates killed Santa. Cos he was a registered sex offenderbot
« on: December 05, 2007, 09:31:18 PM »
Microsoft uninstalls Santa

 "After declining the writer's repeated invitations to eat pizza, a frustrated Santa burst out with, "You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else."

The exchange ended with the writer and Santa calling each other "dirty bastard."




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Re: No, Virginia. Bill Gates killed Santa. Cos he was a registered sex offenderb
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 08:34:04 AM »
If i'd be a Microsoft chatbot, i'd be depressed enough to call people dirty bastards too.
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Re: No, Virginia. Bill Gates killed Santa. Cos he was a registered sex offenderbot
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 08:43:12 AM »
Quote from: Paladin on December 06, 2007, 08:34:04 AM
If i'd be a Microsoft chatbot, i'd be depressed enough to call people dirty bastards too.
It's fun to talk about dirty bastards, but I want to chat about oral sex!
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