Topic: Why did KORNexpressor get busted? (Read 13171 times)

Banshee · « **on:** January 06, 2003, 07:29:12 PM »

Quick poll, as suggested.

EDIT: put in steak and a BJ but it didn't show up the first time

pbsaurus · « **Reply #1 on:** January 06, 2003, 08:31:06 PM »

Don't we need something like he was arrested in the men's room, a la George Michael?

blitzrieg bop · « **Reply #2 on:** January 06, 2003, 09:19:03 PM »

all funny choices... but drugs I think

aquamego · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2003, 10:57:16 PM »

well...overuse of the slang term "fuck", derived from the acronym for Fornication Under consent of the King, usually refers to the carnal wishes of the mortal body, usually entailing guilt or displeasure, as opposed to the ecstasy felt with the other often sexual "ami",when they are finally captured by their monogamous partner...hence... i think he got caught with another chick.

erudite-meg!

Binoboy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2003, 11:47:49 PM »

[bad british accent] Well I do believe that the acronymity of the word "FUCK" is attributable to the innate need of Anglo-Saxons living in America to make acronyms of words which folk etymology has lost the meaning of over generations. It is generally believed that "Fornication Under Consent of the King" is one of these, and that the word actually derives from a word of an old Scandanavian language which isn't in use anymore of which in the basic context means "to strike", or in this case: "to bang". Hence the popular substitution of the word "bang" or the idiom "I'd hit it."
[/bad british accent]

EDIT: For God's sake, I forgot to make my point: Definately drugs.

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2003, 08:23:09 AM »

I think he was just having a bad trip when he wrote the post. Acid will fuck you up.

Banshee · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2003, 09:28:28 AM »

Hmm..wonder if he got his net privileges taken away. He's a no-show.

KoRNexpressor · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2003, 10:16:15 AM »

Yes, congradulations, its drugs. I'm very fuxored.

snyperx · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2003, 10:40:42 AM »

Does this mean it's too late for me to make my guess?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2003, 11:11:40 AM »

Dumbass!

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2003, 12:04:44 PM »

Remember kids, drugs tend to make you stupider than you already are. In some cases, this is a very bad thing.

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2003, 12:12:02 PM »

In other cases, drugs can't make things worst. When your that stupid, maybe burning brains cells will actually improve your over all mental capacities.

Min · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2003, 12:17:29 PM »

Banshee · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2003, 03:10:18 PM »

Don't say you were smoking at school, cause that would completely fuxor my opinion of you. You didn't get busted because you were smoking at school, right?

Anonymous · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2003, 03:43:33 PM »

I used to smoke at school back in my rebelion years. I would go for a quick joint between classes. Good memories. I don't regret any of it. I gave me a different perspective on life. Then one day I decided it was time to go back to reality. I had accomplished what I set out to do in regards to drugs, and my questions had been awnsered. Sometimes, I meet some old friends. People that used to smoke with me. People that never came back to reality like I did 10 years ago. Hell, you can't even have a conversation with them anymore! They are just completly fried up! So Korn, I do encourage drug use when you are a teenager as long as you set your limits and respect them. (and you set your limits wihin reason...)

As long as you know you're only taking a vacation from reality, but have every intention of returning home, then feel free. So go out, have fun, get stoned, get drunk, get laid, but please just don't end up like some of my old drug buddies. I'll only pitty you then.

Binoboy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2003, 04:05:27 PM »

Quote from: Banshee

Don't say you were smoking at school, cause that would completely fuxor my opinion of you. You didn't get busted because you were smoking at school, right?

Oh sh** Korn, don't tell me you were the kid my mom's been talking about! (Board of Ed)

Banshee · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2003, 04:22:20 PM »

You graduated from the same school?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2003, 05:03:08 PM »

You graduated!?

blitzrieg bop · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2003, 05:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Binoboy

[bad british accent] Well I do believe that the acronymity of the word "FUCK" is attributable to the innate need of Anglo-Saxons living in America to make acronyms of words which folk etymology has lost the meaning of over generations. It is generally believed that "Fornication Under Consent of the King" is one of these, and that the word actually derives from a word of an old Scandanavian language which isn't in use anymore of which in the basic context means "to strike", or in this case: "to bang". Hence the popular substitution of the word "bang" or the idiom "I'd hit it."
/bad british accent]

Right on, my English teacher talked about that word when we studied the Anglo-Saxon literature

aquamego · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2003, 02:02:01 AM »

so Korn, can we have details or no? What happened exactly?

Meg!

KoRNexpressor · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2003, 10:31:31 AM »

I wasn't smoking in school.

snyperx · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2003, 10:41:16 AM »

Ok, I'm still curious about this, Korn... You weren't smoking in school, were you smoking with a cop? Wait, were you smoking at all?

Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2003, 11:11:25 AM »

Busted by the parental units perhaps?

Binoboy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2003, 01:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Demosthenes

You graduated!?

Heh, you and Banshee are both bastards.

Yes I graduated, hence "Rowan University" as my location. Usually you hafta graduate high school to enter college.

And apparently Korn was a freshman when I was a senior in Matawan Regional.

Never saw the kid, so how would I know?

Only knew like 5 freshmen that year and that was by chance. Yes, one was named Keith, but I'm sure you call can guess who THAT one was.

(That's really the only expression appropriate for my reaction to this kid......)

Binoboy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2003, 01:10:05 PM »

Quote from: snyperx

Ok, I'm still curious about this, Korn... You weren't smoking in school, were you smoking with a cop? Wait, were you smoking at all?

Couldn't be that. If Officer Gallo catches you with a bong, he'll help you finish it, at least according to one of the Explorers.

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