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Author Topic: I'm new here, are you jealous?  (Read 3807 times)

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I'm new here, are you jealous?
« on: October 28, 2008, 11:35:56 AM »
Hi guys, my names Jordan, and i'm a geek. thats really all i have to say truthfully. thanks :) annoying newbie says bye.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2008, 11:44:21 AM »
I'm jealous of your enourmous left knee. I wish my left knee was that big. I'd fucking knee everyone like there's no fucking tomorrow, is what I'd do.

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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2008, 11:48:10 AM »
man, my left knee? what about your right knee? it has me trembling in fear that it may one day unleash its freakish powers and destroy most of the northern hemisphere. a day i so fear..
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2008, 12:06:36 PM »
It's the only thing that keeps me going, most days -- the thought of destroying everything North of the equator. Roughly half the stupid people of the world live there.
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.

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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2008, 12:49:27 PM »
wow, your dream sounds magical. my dream is to one day open up my own fork collecting shop, where people from far and wide can come and sell and trade forks. thats the world i one day want to live in.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2008, 01:14:59 PM »
I be forkin some duck like it aint nobody's bidniss.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 02:47:04 PM »
I am afraid that I do not notice any jealousy in my system.

Welcome.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2008, 05:05:42 PM »
My laugh for the day.

Welcome!  :-D
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2008, 05:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Jordyno2 on October 28, 2008, 12:49:27 PM
wow, your dream sounds magical. my dream is to one day open up my own fork collecting shop, where people from far and wide can come and sell and trade forks. thats the world i one day want to live in.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 06:05:20 PM »
aha, thanks guys. much appreciated :-D
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2008, 04:49:47 PM »
It's just a name.

Spatula City is actually more of a township.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2008, 09:51:21 AM »
In essence, there is no difference.  People still live there (in a sense).
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2008, 10:31:37 AM »
They scrape by.
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2008, 11:11:55 AM »
fuck me- super geeks from the N-Hemisphere.

I'm bowing man...I'm bowing....

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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2008, 11:19:28 AM »
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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2008, 11:42:45 AM »
There's verbal viscosity in the NEW GEEK FORUM thats pounding me like a rubberized pall-pene hammer...I am perplexed...
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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2008, 11:44:54 AM »
So do you ever play any of those notes by the nut?
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?

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Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.

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Re: I'm new here, are you jealous?
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2008, 11:16:59 PM »
If I do, people might think I'm a Metal guitarist.

I'm playing Irish Punk Rock, that's very good score for men with tankards, sloshed on ale. :evil:
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