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« on: January 09, 2010, 08:08:07 PM »

I Hi
I have come here to...(wicked just saw the check spelling button)  :w:
I<--(just put that there cause I can) where was I. Oh yes, I have come here to chat poop and eat chips.
I'm over weight, under tiered.
I'm a corporate IT administrator and a part-time Door supervisor :slap
I don't drink much but I'll have a bottle of JD if your offering.
I play games like MW2 and MW2 some times I play MW2 you know to mix it up a little.
I don't have a sense of humour nor will I ever have one, this is how I was programmed in the FBI's ovulation chamber.
I look forward to all the abuse chat to you soon.
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                                                                                                                            Please use the rubber spoon.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 03:28:23 AM »

Hm.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 08:19:51 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 09:13:50 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2010, 06:12:57 PM »


 It means we're deciding whether to abort you or not. Has nothing to do with love.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2010, 11:52:02 PM »

I gathered as much, I just haven't learnt how to convey sarcasm through the medium of Morse code.
I guess next time I'll make my introduction short, as in "Hi everyone :) "
Maybe add a touch of blandness, as in "Hello"
I could even ask a question, although I'm not sure what question to ask as I'm normally the one who gets asked.
Oh wait I got one. "I need to cross reference users from 3 differant domains on three different VLSM's
to my Webservers, I have got around the VLSM  issue by doing the norm and supernetting.
All three Domain servers have full trust and I'm able to allocate security permissions across domains.
I have made entries into the DNS server so everything is logically local."
I could continue and you guys and girls(FBI agents) might even have the answer.
but I don't want you to answer it as I like most of you do this for a living and where would I be if I got people to do my work for me.
Off to the grind stone now I look forward to my -coolio points and a possible banning (not that it's what want)
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2010, 04:47:46 AM »


<removed mean comment>

*facepalm*
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 08:57:15 AM »

That's the mow coherant post you've made so far (though, admittedly the networking crap escaped me completely.) If you can continue with posts like that rather than sounding like a 12 year old on a sugar high, you might get a more favorable reception.

Maybe.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 09:02:40 AM »


You think so? I think it sounded like he was swinging his dick.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2010, 11:22:18 AM »

PURPLE MONKEY CHEESE BUTLER!!!!

I AM SO RANDOM HAHA  





Welcome.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2010, 02:22:57 PM »

Fair comment BizB, I'll adjust my tone.
Thanks xolik and congratulations on graduating, what did you graduat from?
Probie sorry if it sounded like I was swinging my dick, I was mearly cupping my balls.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2010, 07:08:51 PM »

...
I could even ask a question, although I'm not sure what question to ask as I'm normally the one who gets asked.

Oh wait I got one.

"I need to cross reference users from 3 differant domains on three different VLSM's
to my Webservers, I have got around the VLSM  issue by doing the norm and supernetting.
All three Domain servers have full trust and I'm able to allocate security permissions across domains.
I have made entries into the DNS server so everything is logically local."

I could continue and you guys and girls(FBI agents) might even have the answer.


That thing you put in quotes? That wasn't a question. That was a series of statements.
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
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Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine.  I work in IT.


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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 02:03:15 AM »

Fair comment BizB, I'll adjust my tone.
Thanks xolik and congratulations on graduating, what did you graduat from?
Probie sorry if it sounded like I was swinging my dick, I was mearly cupping my balls.

Just from one low level institute of learning. Nothing really worth it. Thanks for asking!
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 06:44:42 AM »

That thing you put in quotes? That wasn't a question. That was a series of statements.
Yeah thats true, but like I said I didn't want you to answer it.
The issue has been resolved and it was my proxy server not web server.
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Re: I Hi
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2010, 06:59:04 AM »

You think so? I think it sounded like he was swinging his dick.

this made me chuckle a little :)
i find many things amusing but it is rare that the things will create much mirth
i am impressed with your comment
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