Topic: In need of some serious help. (Read 7580 times)

Rager · « **on:** July 09, 2010, 08:02:12 AM »

Does anyone of you want the exclusive rights to what would be the next hit movie on youtube or break? Well, help me track down whoever hacked my little brothers World of Warcraft account, by working your magic - and i guarantee that i will track the f**ker down, and "beat" him untill he begs for mercy.

I am almost two meters tall, and i benchpress 319 lbs - so prepare for some serious damage. I love my little brother more than everything in the world, even though i do not agree with him playing computer games so much.

Please, if it's even remotely possible to find the IP address or whatever, by doing some computer magic - let me know, and i will surely reward you.

Thanks for your time, and i apologize for the personal "QQ" as you would call it.

- Seb

Wunderkind · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:07:29 AM »

QQ moar pl0x!

Rager · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:10:12 AM »

Bring it on.. I do not care if i get 100 of those "omgwtfqq" posts, as long as there is just 1 serious answer among the others.

- Seb

Wunderkind · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:15:35 AM »

You're gonna hit a brick wall.

Nobody here does anything serious while they're here.

Probie · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:21:05 AM »

I though you said your weighed 319 hahaha. My instant thought was "If he sat on my head, would he crush my skull?"

Your brother probably doesn't approve of the amount of benchpressing you do, but he loves you too.

Also I don't approve of real world violence, so I'm not going to help you. But I could totally track that IP if i wanted too

, totally.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:23:50 AM »

I could totally hack WoW.

But I would forget what I really was there to do after I made everyone's hair and armor pink.

Rager · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:34:27 AM »

I do not like real life violence either, but I've been a gamer myself - and i know that if i just were to stick some gum on the RAM card, he would take his own life. win-win.

Rager · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:42:48 AM »

Good idea! It looks like he got everything back from the GameMaster - and he says that's it all good.
The 3 hour WoW break probably only did him good.

Probie · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:44:03 AM »

and no one was bludgeoned to death... ahh a happy ending.

Rager · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:50:24 AM »

Yeah, happy ending indeed.

Clear_Runway · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2010, 08:50:46 AM »

what makes you think the guy who hacked it has the same IP now? most people's changes. it's not the magic bullet you see in crime shows

not that i'm taking this seriously anyways

xolik · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2010, 11:03:29 AM »

Don't buy gold online.

Just submit a GM ticket and get his items restored. You're not going to find the person who broke into his account, sorry. These things happen all the time.

ivan · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2010, 01:09:17 PM »

Quote from: Rager on July 09, 2010, 08:02:12 AM

... and i guarantee that i will track the f**ker down, and "beat" him untill he begs for mercy.

...

Why did you put "beat" in quotes? Is that a euphemism for something?

Are you a homosexual?

Chris · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:46:25 PM »

319 pound bench? That's it?

What's your squat and deadlift like? And if you tell me you have a 1200 pound leg press, therefore you "should" have a 600 pound squat, you don't. Also, describe to me what "breaking parallel" means when it comes to squatting.

319 pound bench doesn't really mean much in terms of strength. Not to mention... 319? Usually the next jump from 315 would be 320 since most gyms only have 2.5 pound plates. Then again, I suppose if you're going to a some-what elite gym where they train for competitions then they may have 1 pound plates, and half pound plates. Then again I suppose if you're using metric rather than our silly system of weights and measures, it may make sense.

TheJudge · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2010, 01:16:18 PM »

I dont' get it. Why is everyone so impressed with everything in this thread? Wow this, wow that...

WOW!!! I'm confused!!!

So... Is this it or will you be coming back?

Tacdeho · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2010, 01:30:15 PM »

This thread is hilarous.

If your old enough to play video games, your old enough to get hacked.

Also, WoW sucks, Really, severely boring and a real waste of time. And this is coming from someone witha 65K Xbox Gamerscore,

ivan · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2010, 10:32:15 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 21, 2010, 09:01:34 AM

You mispelled "you're" twice in the same sentence. I don't think I can forgive you.

He's been pretty sloppy from the start, but what he writes is usually just interesting enough to allow one to overlook the lazy grammar.

Or... is it?

ivan · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:22:50 AM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 21, 2010, 11:05:43 AM

I don't know... This post wasn't that interesting.

My point exactly.

So, Tacdeho, a little hint: if you're going to be posting little throwaways like that, mind your apostrophes.

Tacdeho · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:02:06 PM »

Quote from: ivan on July 21, 2010, 10:32:15 AM

He's been pretty sloppy from the start, but what he writes is usually just interesting enough to allow one to overlook the lazy grammar.

Or... is it?

I thank you for at least thinking I'm intersting.

However, if I may explain, I'm at my grandparents and typing on my itouch, which dosnt like to tell the difference between your, you're, their, there, they're, ect. I apologize deeply and I plan to make myself a bit more aware of my grammar, or lack of it for that matter.

ivan · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:15:31 PM »

Quote from: Tacdeho on July 21, 2010, 03:02:06 PM

I thank you for at least thinking I'm intersting.

However, if I may explain, I'm at my grandparents and typing on my itouch, which dosnt like to tell the difference between your, you're, their, there, they're, ect. I apologize deeply and I plan to make myself a bit more aware of my grammar, or lack of it for that matter.

Your doing fine, Tac.

Tacdeho · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:24:42 PM »

Thanks to both of you. I like you two as well, and I'm glad I'm fitting in here

ivan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2010, 04:38:46 PM »

Quote from: bananaskittles on July 21, 2010, 03:16:02 PM

ivan I can't like you enough in one day. Er I guess applaud would be the term? But that just sounds weird.

"Applaud" is so pedestrian. It should say "worship" or "drink bathwater" or something.

Rizzy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2010, 04:51:18 PM »

how about we just make some sacrifice in your name and call it a day, eh?

ivan · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2010, 05:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Rizzy on July 21, 2010, 04:51:18 PM

how about we just make some sacrifice in your name and call it a day, eh?

I forgot to mention that "drink bathwater" should only appear on female members' posts. Because that's what I would be clicking.

ivan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2010, 05:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Rizzy on July 21, 2010, 04:51:18 PM

how about we just make some sacrifice in your name and call it a day, eh?

Hm.

Teh Gheekery has a fine tradition of customizing features and labels to reflect our specific culture. For example, "Coolio Points" is a customization. I was responding to Skittle's remark that "applaud" sounds weird, and proposed a change to the "applaud" label.

I still like "smite", however.

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