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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: December 19, 2011, 01:23:39 PM »
Not much cuter than a kid in her feeties.
I might need you to open that bar now. I'll be over in 10 minutes. 77
New Geeks on the Block / Re: Salutations« on: December 10, 2011, 11:02:23 PM »
Hey Moose! Do I really have to say who I was?
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Flamer's Corner / Re: The 'Let's Bitch About Our Jobs' thread.« on: December 09, 2011, 08:00:54 AM »
It feels great to be right!
Oh wait, no it doesn't. I'm sorry. That sucks. I hope you find something quickly. 79
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: December 08, 2011, 04:04:23 PM »
My daughter repeats many things that I say often. I guess I better stop yelling "THIS IS WHY I DRINK!!" all the time.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: December 05, 2011, 07:40:58 AM »
Ohhhhhh. Haha! Good one. Too bad I'm too slow sometimes.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: December 02, 2011, 09:08:24 PM »
I don't get it.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: December 02, 2011, 03:18:17 PM »
Enrique: Wow, you must have had a bad day. You're as happy to see me as you would be to see your dentist!
Me: My dentist is kind of cute. I don't mind seeing him. File that under "W" for WRONG THING TO SAY. 83
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread« on: November 30, 2011, 09:39:15 PM »
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread« on: November 30, 2011, 09:37:17 PM »1. Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton Now: The Colorado Kid by Stephen King 85
Anarchy / Re: Happy Thanksgiving!« on: November 24, 2011, 02:24:11 PM »
Oh but I will say this about that...this is the first time I'm cooking a turkey. It's not for me. I don't like handling the uncooked bird, I don't like the smell of it or the feel of it. I can skip it from here forward.
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Anarchy / Re: Happy Thanksgiving!« on: November 24, 2011, 02:23:05 PM »
God bless us, every one.
Kids are napping, turkey's cooking, family is chatting. 87
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: November 22, 2011, 04:48:21 PM »
Hey, I think that is can o tuna. She does look great! I am inspired. I am going to get superthin.
Right after Thanksgibling. 88
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Biggest Loser Tracking Thread« on: November 22, 2011, 04:45:03 PM »
Outstanding.
You can have Thanksgiving whenever you want. You should start a tradition among your friends and/or family. Just don't overdo it. 
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: Geekery Denizens Photo Thread« on: November 17, 2011, 09:55:24 PM »
Cute.
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Anarchy / Re: Guess what, Min?!« on: November 12, 2011, 09:11:05 AM »
Haha! I fixed it on the calendar. I know I had it wrong last year and screwed everyone up.
Thank you very much. It will be a very happy birthday on the 27th. 91
Entertainment / Re: Do You KNow Someone Who Isn't Funny?« on: November 08, 2011, 12:50:33 PM »
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed... Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke 92
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 07, 2011, 03:05:03 PM »
Yes.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 05, 2011, 09:47:34 PM »
My husband said this sentence today:
You know...when we were at your sister's house, I was really admiring her cat's butthole. 95
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: November 03, 2011, 07:08:06 AM »
lol
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: 2011 Book Thread« on: November 02, 2011, 01:29:00 PM »1. Pirate Latitudes by Michael Crichton Now: Crossroads by Chris Grabenstein 97
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread« on: October 31, 2011, 01:51:03 PM »
I can't get into zombies I think I'm the only one.
In other news...is it too early to start drinking? I actually wanted to ask this 6 hours ago but this is the first chance I've gotten. The day hasn't gotten any better in that time either. 98
Anarchy / Re: Minor things that piss you off« on: October 29, 2011, 01:05:49 PM »Also, what the hell is up with Dr. Pepper's new campaign, "It's not for women." Are they trying to loose half of their customer base? Oh yeah I forgot to ask what the fuck's up with that? 
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: October 28, 2011, 01:40:47 PM »
No dice, I don't want in that badly.
Besides, if I had a waffle iron...I'd be eating waffles right now instead of responding to you. 100
Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: The Infamous "Me/Them" thread« on: October 28, 2011, 04:37:46 AM »
Hey TE, when you get to the secret forums, can you try to convince then to let me in?
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