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Author Topic: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds  (Read 4890 times)

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Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« on: April 08, 2008, 01:42:26 PM »
Is the word "cocktail" super gay because it has the words "cock" and "tail" in it?
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 02:03:58 PM »
I would say that could be one reason.

Mainly, though, I would say it just has a feminine connotation to it. Dudes drink beer and strong drink, girls and gays drink cocktails.

Wow, I just said it outloud. That is pretty gay.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 05:43:34 PM »
I love that line in Rat Race "Cock Doggies! Mmmmm!"
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 07:56:54 PM »
I'm old enough to recall a time when even "gay" wasn't gay.

YOU WILL CO-OPT MY COCKTAIL FROM MY COLD DEAD LEXICON!
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2008, 12:09:05 AM »
Quote from: sociald1077 on April 08, 2008, 05:43:34 PM
I love that line in Rat Race "Cock Doggies! Mmmmm!"
That movie's a classic. And it's really not that gay to say 'cock tail' unless it's a random burst of words during sex.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2008, 04:04:42 PM »
It's not gay because it has the words "cock" and "tail".  It's gay because that's what the English say.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 06:52:53 PM »
It's not gay because the balls don't touch.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 06:58:02 PM »
What if the cocktail is a midori melonballer?
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2008, 07:28:21 PM »
A Negroni is a cocktail, and it turns Gay people straight.

For one night.

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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 06:40:35 AM »
I was going for a questions only thread, but what ever.  :lol:
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 07:45:34 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge on April 10, 2008, 06:40:35 AM
I was going for a questions only thread, but what ever.  :lol:

Oh.

NOW I get it. Sheesh, I thought I had missed something. In that case,

If you freeze/choke/suffocate a smurf what color(s) does it become?
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 07:59:41 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge on April 10, 2008, 06:40:35 AM
I was going for a questions only thread, but what ever.  :lol:

Then why didn't you just ask if we wanted to play Questions?
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 08:07:36 AM »
Quote from: Jaepheth on April 10, 2008, 07:59:41 AM
Then why didn't you just ask if we wanted to play Questions?

Because I overestimated your brilliance.  :evil:
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 08:09:23 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge on April 10, 2008, 08:07:36 AM
Because I overestimated your brilliance.  :evil:
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2008, 04:04:24 PM »
How much wood could a gay-chuck chuck if a cocktail-chuck could chuck tail?

Or something, I always mess that one up.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2008, 07:15:54 PM »
Quote from: TheJudge on April 10, 2008, 06:40:35 AM
I was going for a questions only thread, but what ever.  :lol:

After I posted my reply I realized this may have been so.

Decided that maybe someone else would start after me.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2008, 09:55:03 PM »
I believe we need to create another thread for the dumbest questions that we have ever encountered / over heard / asked.
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Re: Brilliant Questions From Idiotic Minds
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2008, 03:05:15 AM »
Quote from: xolik on April 09, 2008, 06:52:53 PM
It's not gay because the balls don't touch.

I see what you did there.  :wink:
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