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Main Forums => New Geeks on the Block => Topic started by: 7thSON on November 28, 2002, 07:57:08 PM
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Greetings to all.
With some of you, I am aquainted, and with others, not yet - so here we go.
My name (in the RealWorld®) is Michael, I'm a Floridiot, and enjoy many fine cheeses (though not quite as much as pb I suspect). I'm also old and cranky, but will attempt to put the crankiness aside during my posts (at least for a little while).
The Captain and I were just thinking how much my fingers hurt from the recent run-in with the car thief/alligator.... and I thought, "damn that alligator! damn him to heck! I'm goin online whether he likes it or not!" Then I looked down at my new pair of boots and said "Take that, bitch!"
Whew, first post and I'm swearing already. That Cap'n will do it every time.
For you U.S.'ers, Happy Thanksgiving. For those outside, Happy Thursday evening.
-- ah crap, looks like I gotsa work on the sig now.
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Nice to see you at the Geekery. I used to be a super-duper-regular at Hacker Network, and then I don't know what the hell happened. You're too new to HN for me to know you. :oops:
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Yes, I believe I've only been there a month. Just started getting settled in, having some fun, and then something broke.
You know, things are always breaking around me. It's like there's a 'radius of breakage' exending outward from my body. Normally it seems to affect automobiles and my own computer equipment, but mayhap my power is growing....
<sideshow bob voice>MwuhahahahAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!</sideshow bob voice>
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I always seem to drag you in, don't I?
Nice sig!!!
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Allo dere, 7thSon. Welcome to the Geekery - the other place where I have penultimate mod powers.
WHEEE!
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Allo dere, 7thSon. Welcome to the Geekery - the other place where I have penultimate mod powers.
WHEEE!
Wow... penultimate powers! I don't even have penultimate power over my toilet seat.
Two great things happened to me today already!
1) yesterday is over.
2) I can get here from work! WeeeeeeeHOooooooooooooooooooooo! Of course, I'm sure they will count the number of times I go here, as well as the text I post, but Weird Tingly Feeling.
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"Wally Gator is a swingin' navigator in the swamp!
He's the greatest percolator when he really starts to romp.
There has never been a greater operator in the swamp!
See ya later, Wally Gator!"
Welcome.
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Aww Hell !! Wait. I think that should be...
All Hail! The 7thSON of 'em all!
Glad yer here, man. Welcome!
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Aww Hell !! Wait. I think that should be...
All Hail! The 7thSON of 'em all!
Glad yer here, man. Welcome!
*tips pint of Guiness to 12*
Thanks 12, you are too kind- I'm just happy to be around. Though there doesn't seem to be the volume of fm around here that I was growing accustomed to.
And where, pray tell, is the Godess?!
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Hi. Welcome to Teh G33k3ry.
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The 7thSON of 'em all!
7thSON of my GRANDMA!!
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And where, pray tell, is the Godess ?!
umm... Richmond, wasn't it? :wink:
If you meant jlmr11, I don't think she made it over... :cry:
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And where, pray tell, is the Godess ?!
umm... Richmond, wasn't it? :wink:
WOW! You do know how to score the points, don't you? :wink:
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Hey 7th (wouldn't 5th be more appropriate :wink: as in fifth of the cap'n). Anyway, glad you could make it and the aggilators didn't keel you.
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You do know how to score the points, don't you?
:D ..how many do I need?
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You do know how to score the points, don't you?
:D ..how many do I need?
Yer getting close. I'll let you know when you get there.
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Yer getting close. I'll let you know when you get there.
Okey - Dokey!
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You do know how to score the points, don't you?
:D ..how many do I need?
Yer getting close. I'll let you know when you get there.
Hey wait, no fair. I won't get any free beer at this rate. :x
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Hey wait, no fair. I won't get any free beer at this rate.
I'll continue to sponsor ya if ya help me in the 'points race' ...deal?
And I'll have Mr. Gator ...'taken care of'... :twisted: Need a new wallet?
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Hey wait, no fair. I won't get any free beer at this rate.
I'll continue to sponsor ya if ya help me in the 'points race' ...deal?
And I'll have Mr. Gator ...'taken care of'... :twisted: Need a new wallet?
Yeah, one with a lot of dollars in it. And if they're all singles, that's okay too -- I know of a few fine establishments where the female 'help' would be interested in them. :shock:
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Forget the singles, make 'em twenties and we can all have lap dances!
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Forget the singles, make 'em twenties and we can all have lap dances!
Not down here you can't... all the freakin whiney gramma's voted in a 6 foot rule... we were all apparently very dirty boys and girls. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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[Not down here you can't... all the freakin whiney gramma's voted in a 6 foot rule... we were all apparently very dirty boys and girls. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You sure that law wasn't that you hafta stay 6' away from whinney grandmas when they dance? :shock:
If you're correct (and I've no doubt you are), that means that SC has more liberal lap dance laws than FLA!! Un-freakin'-believeable! This whole area is so screwed up... You can get body piercing done legally in SC - tatoos, however, are ILLegal. So you have to go just across the state line to GA to get a tatoo. Then on Sunday - NO ALCOHOL. So you have to make a beer run just across the state line into NC. Now you're telling me if I was in FLA and wanted a lap dance, I'd hafta go just across the state line to GA? Jeez...
I could care less about piercings and such myself, but I just think it's so fuckin' REE DICK U LUSS! REE DICK U LUSS, I say!
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You sure that law wasn't that you hafta stay 6' away from whinney grandmas when they dance? :shock:
If you're correct (and I've no doubt you are), that means that SC has more liberal lap dance laws than FLA!! Un-freakin'-believeable! This whole area is so screwed up... You can get body piercing done legally in SC - tatoos, however, are ILLegal. So you have to go just across the state line to GA to get a tatoo. Then on Sunday - NO ALCOHOL. So you have to make a beer run just across the state line into NC. Now you're telling me if I was in FLA and wanted a lap dance, I'd hafta go just across the state line to GA? Jeez...
I could care less about piercings and such myself, but I just think it's so fuckin' REE DICK U LUSS! REE DICK U LUSS, I say!
Yep, it's a wacky swamp, I tell ya. Now the 6' rule is only for the county I live in (Hilsborough). If I drive over to St. Pete (in Pinellas), the rule doesn't apply. At least not yet... I think. So you can catch a lap dance and a Devil Rays game if that's your thing (thing = watch a losing baseball team).
And our beer laws are just as dumb. The state things that Jesus doesn't want us to drink until 1pm on Sundays, and also not after 11pm in some towns, midnight in others. When I was in college, we would go to one store up until 11pm, then the store across the street (which was in a different 'town', technically) to buy beer until midnight. Ka- WEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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Lap dances from Detta and her girlfriend for all!...except for 7thSON, because that would be sick...really sick!
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Lap dances from Detta and her girlfriend for all!
Woo Hoo! Hey, does the 'no hands' rule apply online?
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...except for 7thSON, because that would be sick...really sick!
We could hook him up with some more beer, though, couldn't we? Just don't wanna leave him out... he IS the 7th One, after all...
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...except for 7thSON, because that would be sick...really sick!
We could hook him up with some more beer, though, couldn't we? Just don't wanna leave him out... he IS the 7th One, after all...
Yeah, and it's gonna take a lot of beer for me to not rat her out to the other 6... :D :!:
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Yeah, and it's gonna take a lot of beer for me to not rat her out to the other 6... :D :!:
Yikes!! Yeah, I don't think they'd really approve, would they? I guess it's gonna take...say...a whole country of Canadian beer to get me out of this one!
Can you guys hurry up with that wall, and the flood, with the beer, please?
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Yeah, and it's gonna take a lot of beer for me to not rat her out to the other 6... :D :!:
Yikes!! Yeah, I don't think they'd really approve, would they? I guess it's gonna take...say...a whole country of Canadian beer to get me out of this one!
Can you guys hurry up with that wall, and the flood, with the beer, please?
Ewww woman, there ain't enough Canadian beer, I tell ya. I think it would just cause me to fabricate lies about you and your girlfriend... :wink:
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Ewww woman, there ain't enough Canadian beer, I tell ya. I think it would just cause me to fabricate lies about you and your girlfriend... :wink:
Ah. I thought in the other thread that they were going to fill the US with Canadian beer. Then I looked back and saw it said the opposite, but never fixed it here.
I don't care either way...I like Canadian beer.
It's a country of beer, 7, a-country-of-beer! Who cares what kind it is...as long as its not Schlitz Ice.
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HA! Schlitz Ice! That takes me back. When I was in college, that just came out (right after Molson's Ice)... it was $2.05 a sixpack and was 5.5% (which was more than the usual 3% for most beers in FL at the time). Ah... the times I don't remember...
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Ewww woman, there ain't enough Canadian beer, I tell ya. I think it would just cause me to fabricate lies about you and your girlfriend... :wink:
Ah. I thought in the other thread that they were going to fill the US with Canadian beer. Then I looked back and saw it said the opposite, but never fixed it here.
I don't care either way...I like Canadian beer.
It's a country of beer, 7, a-country-of-beer! Who cares what kind it is...as long as its not Schlitz Ice.
I find canadian beer to be... how to put it... primitive? No canadian beer beats a good Leffe or a good Becks. I never buy Canadian beer. I'm always in the imported beer section whenever I'm at the liquor store.
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Lap dances from Detta and her girlfriend for all!...except for 7thSON, because that would be sick...really sick!
Yes Please!
*flashes a few Franklins*
Over here!
7th six feet, eh? Dude, you should move to a more friendly place!
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Yes Please!
I'll be over in a minute pb. I gotta wait till 7's not looking. If there is one thing I know about my uncle, it's that he can't keep a secret no matter how much beer you give him.
(7thSON: Love you, mean it!)
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*blindfolds 7th, then an enormous smile overcomes his face as the lovely Detta makes her way towards him*
Come to Pb
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*blindfolds 7th, then an enormous smile overcomes his face as the lovely Detta makes her way towards him*
Come to Pb
*peeks head around corner*
HA! you blindfolded the fake robot 7thSONbot!!1!1!1!!! Now give me beer, dammit.
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*knowing full well that 7th thought Pb fell for "the old let's fool him with a robot trick", sneaks up behind the real 7thSon and knocks him out with some ether, but fills up 7th's fridge with a case of Guiness for when he reawakens because Pb is actually a pretty nice guy*
Now, where were we, Detta? :D
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*pulls off Detta mask, knowing Pb just unintentionally knocked out Detta, who was wearing her trusty 7thSON mask* It's gonna take more than that $5.00 to score with me, pally :shock:. But since you are most generous, I'll take the Guiness, and you can have Detta when she wakes up...
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And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids and that dog....oops wrong dream sequence. My bad.
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*laughs uncontrollably as he whisks Detta and her girlfriend to safety in his helicopter above the rising flood of beer* Wish I could see pb's face when he pulls the mask off the unconscious body and finds one of the pesky kids from his other dream... :twisted:
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*laughs uncontrollably as he whisks Detta and her girlfriend to safety in his helicopter above the rising flood of beer* Wish I could see pb's face when he pulls the mask off the unconscious body and finds one of the pesky kids from his other dream... :twisted:
Wow, I didn't see that one coming *grabs beer, opens and hands to Pb* And he took the lesbot with him!
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*removes his mask*
Heh, heh, you can say that again. You can say that again...
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And he took the lesbot with him!
:shock: :shock:
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You guys having fun? I'm glad.
In the words of 12AX7...This thread is almost as good as a movie... So THEN what happened?
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Hmm... so how do we know you're the REAL Detta?
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Hmm... so how do we know you're the REAL Detta?
And what kind of movie... Airplane-good or just some chick flick? I want no part in the latter, I tell you. Unless the chicks are all lesbots, I have a lot of beer, and you are not one of the lesbots that is courting me in the Vette I just bought with my lottery winnings...
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Hmm... so how do we know you're the REAL Detta?
I have no idea...
And what kind of movie... Airplane-good or just some chick flick? I want no part in the latter, I tell you. Unless the chicks are all lesbots, I have a lot of beer, and you are not one of the lesbots that is courting me in the Vette I just bought with my lottery winnings...
That doesn't sound like a chick flick to me. Chick flicks are sappy and crappy. What you've described sounds more like a porno.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
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*removes his mask*
Heh, heh, you can say that again. You can say that again...
*Finally makes her way over to pb and whispers in his ear...*
By the way. You made it into the bracket (http://www.waank.com/detta/data/2002%20bracket.xls). That's one tough match-up you've got ahead of you. (It's only temporary though, my sister already yelled at me to change it back.
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Dang it! I can't view it from here - freakin Sun box. Who's he up against?
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*removes his mask*
Heh, heh, you can say that again. You can say that again...
*Finally makes her way over to pb and whispers in his ear...*
By the way. You made it into the bracket (http://www.waank.com/detta/data/2002%20bracket.xls). That's one tough match-up you've got ahead of you. (It's only temporary though, my sister already yelled at me to change it back.
Wow, I'm flattered. :D And at least I wouldn't choose to replace my hands with a bucket and a bullhorn, I'd choose something like a chainsaw and a convection oven.
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Dang it! I can't view it from here - freakin Sun box. Who's he up against?
This guy...
(http://www.waank.com/detta/images/bracket%20pics/strong%20bad.gif)
Wow, I'm flattered. :D And at least I wouldn't choose to replace my hands with a bucket and a bullhorn, I'd choose something like a chainsaw and a convection oven.
:lol: Bucket and a bullhorn...that's so classic. Yeah, I'd probably go with a beer mug and a remote control.
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StrongBad has no chance, I'm still the awesomest!
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StrongBad has no chance, I'm still the awesomest!
Well, StrongBad is pretty damn sexy. Ya know, the way he doesn't wear a shirt ever...and the boxing gloves...and the badass attitude... Mmmm.
But you're right. You still beat him
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StrongBad has no chance, I'm still the awesomest!
Well, StrongBad is pretty damn sexy. Ya know, the way he doesn't wear a shirt ever...and the boxing gloves...and the badass attitude... Mmmm.
But you're right. You still beat him
Awww, you are the sweetest! For that, I'll use my pull to get CG to send you the link and unblock your IP for the new forums. I'll do my best, but you know CG....
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I'll do my best, but you know CG....
Actually...I don't know CG one bit. I think he only posted 3 or 4 times the whole (short) time I'd been at HN.
But I'm sure he'll let me in if you say so.
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I'll do my best, but you know CG....
Actually...I don't know CG one bit. I think he only posted 3 or 4 times the whole (short) time I'd been at HN.
But I'm sure he'll let me in if you say so.
Kiss ass! :P
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But I'm sure he'll let me in if you say so.
Kiss ass! :P
Actually, I was being a little bit sarcastic.
(But don't tell pb, because I'm trying to kiss his ass.)
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(But don't tell pb, because I'm trying to kiss his ass.)
Hmmm. I feel sure that could be arranged. I think he's kinda fond of you anyway. Heheh
DC
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(But don't tell pb, because I'm trying to kiss his ass.)
Hmmm. I feel sure that could be arranged. I think he's kinda fond of you anyway. Heheh
DC
You mean it shows?