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Title: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 16, 2010, 06:58:52 PM: (http://i25.tinypic.com/adbx9e.jpg)

Type Izzard-isms to your heart's content.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: xolik on July 16, 2010, 07:05:58 PM: Quote
Please do not post while high or under the influence of any other drug that may cause you to post items that do not make sense.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 16, 2010, 07:08:40 PM: Apparently Eddie Izzard references are lost on you.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 16, 2010, 07:12:38 PM: [king Henry]: Then I will start a new religion! The psychotic bastard religion!

And an aide said 'Why not call it the church of England, sire?'

[king Henry]: Aye, the Church of England!
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 16, 2010, 07:19:43 PM: Oh, and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K9811LaivA

Actually, just go to youtube, and watch EVERYTHING. Seriously, it's all really good, and will be worth every second!
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: xolik on July 17, 2010, 01:02:01 AM: This thread scares, yet intrigues me.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Novice on July 17, 2010, 02:31:50 PM: How tight can chains be pulled!?

. . .

A worthy 1000th post? Perhaps.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 17, 2010, 03:26:17 PM: Methinks it is.

Now, you must run 1000 miles just like Izzard did (for some fundraiser thing)!!
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: ivan on July 17, 2010, 05:01:22 PM: He nevva!
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Chris on July 17, 2010, 08:54:04 PM: Quote from: Rizzy on July 17, 2010, 03:26:17 PM
Methinks it is.

Now, you must run 1000 miles just like Izzard did (for some fundraiser thing)!!

Did you mean Lizard Queen?
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Novice on July 19, 2010, 12:19:35 PM: Today's schedule:

Death, death, death, lunch. Death, death, death, afternoon tea.

I get up very early in the morning.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 19, 2010, 03:37:17 PM: *God, in the voice of James Mason*
Noah, build me an ark!

-No! I'm building a speedboat! We could put all the long-eared animals on the outside. Would make for a lovely shot for the Bible!

No, Noah, I need a giant boat for the animals and all their poo.

-Well, can I put a speed engine in it?

Oh, all right.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: sociald1077 on July 19, 2010, 11:11:13 PM: An old girl friend turned me on to Eddie about 5 years ago. Been a fan ever since.

Monkey's kill people too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmtX6Tj74oU
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 20, 2010, 07:25:44 AM: Only if they have a gun though!

I like his other thing about guns..."guns don't kill people, it's the sound they make! But, I think the gun helps. You can't just go around saying BANG BANG BANG! That won't kill anyone, unless they're pretty dodgy in the heart."
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 22, 2010, 08:44:36 AM: ...and for all of you who don't speak French, all of that was fucking hilarious!

(I love the whole Pres. Burundi w/the spoon liking/coffee skit).
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Novice on July 22, 2010, 09:13:02 AM: Ah, le virage de la cuillère, le virage des poitrines. Je mets la cuillère dans la bouche...

. . .

Je suis le Président de Burundi.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on July 22, 2010, 09:51:25 AM: Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 09:12:09 AM
Izzard is god. That's all there is to it.

I wish he were eligible to run for president. Wouldn't really do much politically, but damn, it would be funny.

Quote from: Novice on July 22, 2010, 09:13:02 AM
Ah, le virage de la cuillère, le virage des poitrines. Je mets la cuillère dans la bouche...

. . .

Je suis le Président de Burundi.

:D
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: CatScratchFevah on July 24, 2010, 11:59:38 PM: Quote from: Rizzy on July 16, 2010, 06:58:52 PM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/adbx9e.jpg)

Type Izzard-isms to your heart's content.

I'll have the chicken!
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Scheherazade on August 01, 2010, 02:48:22 PM: "I like my women like I like my coffee...in a plastic cup."

I got to see Eddie this past January at Madison Square Garden. It was exquisite :-D
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Novice on August 01, 2010, 02:53:12 PM: Quote from: Scheherazade on August 01, 2010, 02:48:22 PM
I got to see Eddie this past January at Madison Square Garden. It was exquisite :-D

AGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x

I'm a little jealous maybe.
I was planning on going to this but the people I was going to go with never bought tickets.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Scheherazade on August 01, 2010, 02:58:10 PM: I was a little sad though, because he did this whole tour without cross-dressing. =/

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Novice on August 01, 2010, 04:14:52 PM: You know, I've noticed in some of the latest vids that he wasn't going heels and dresses which makes me sad.

But one other thing is that he was using a hand-held mic. I feel it cut down on some of his movement which also makes me sad.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Rizzy on August 01, 2010, 05:06:01 PM: Quote from: Scheherazade on August 01, 2010, 02:48:22 PM
I got to see Eddie this past January at Madison Square Garden. It was exquisite :-D

LUCKY!!! I was gonna try and see him when he was in Chicago in January; missed him by a day :(
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Scheherazade on August 01, 2010, 05:07:28 PM: Quote from: Novice on August 01, 2010, 04:14:52 PM
You know, I've noticed in some of the latest vids that he wasn't going heels and dresses which makes me sad.

But one other thing is that he was using a hand-held mic. I feel it cut down on some of his movement which also makes me sad.

I know, right? Where's the mime? :cry:
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: Novice on December 06, 2010, 01:15:35 AM: My name is Pierre. I come to have sex with your family.
Title: Re: We captured countries...with the cunning use of FLAGS!
Post by: SassyPants on September 07, 2011, 12:43:23 PM: Quote from: Novice on December 06, 2010, 01:15:35 AM
My name is Pierre. I come to have sex with your family.

Bahaha That is one of my favorites that never gets quoted.

And pears can fuck off too. B/c they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for HALF AN HOUR... and you're never there!

No, no... don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. Wait 'til he goes out of the rooooom... Ripen, now, now, NOW!

Definite Article is a good one too. As much as I don't want to claim that his cross-dressing is that big a part of his schtick, it's always a little sad when he's w/out make-up. I guess b/c he's pretty physical & it sort of accents facial expressions & such.

Love him.