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Title: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 16, 2010, 07:23:50 PM

Looking For Armando

I was thinking about Armando
And getting in touch with him
Looking for Armando
Does anybody know what his last name is?

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Post by: ivan on August 17, 2010, 01:17:05 AM

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Poetry Corner Fuckers Too many people walking dogs... That's the life. Fuckers. Walking my dog is a chick magnet. --Armando 10-01-2004 03:27 PM

   


   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

I believe that is an Armando original. I'll put two together. Is today dumbass day? People think so around here. Darn traffic... Where are they all going? Yes. That one is all Armando too. 10-01-2004 03:32 PM

   

------------------------------------------- ivan * Registered: Jul 2002 Location: Posts: 8360

Ok, I think I've got the style down, now. I'll try an armando of my own... Dickheads Look at all them clouds... I'll bet it's gonna rain. Dickheads. They better get inside... 10-01-2004 03:36 PM

   


   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

Good. I am still not comfortable doing my own. Let me do a Bob/Armando hybrid. Bush vs. Kerry, they are both gay... About time I had a little luck. Morons... Hey, this church is jesus certified! 10-01-2004 03:41 PM

   
   
   

------------------------------------------- ivan * Registered: Jul 2002 Location: Posts: 8360

A timeless classic! Ok, I'll try another one... Untitled I'm not sitting there! Would you look at that? Fucking slobs... Where are the flushable wipes? 10-01-2004 03:47 PM

   
   

   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

I'll go on my own now... Bastards Where is my goat? Was the landlord here? Bastards! I'll go get a sheep now. 10-01-2004 03:48 PM

   
   

   

------------------------------------------- ivan * Registered: Jul 2002 Location: Posts: 8360

I like it! Ok... I gotta run now. I'll check in late tonight. 10-01-2004 03:52 PM

   
   
   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

Me too. 10-01-2004 03:54 PM

   
   

   

------------------------------------------- Nowledge <.> Registered: Dec 2001 Location: State of apathy Posts: 5543

Nowledge: Why do people think they know? They really don't If Eggplant was meat would vegetarians eat it ? 10-01-2004 04:02 PM

   
   
   

------------------------------------------- Nowledge <.> Registered: Dec 2001 Location: State of apathy Posts: 5543

mmm.....operatically poeticiquette 10-01-2004 04:02 PM

   
   
   

------------------------------------------- ErgosumDominati King of Green HN Registered: Mar 2001 Location: Flickin tongue in ears Posts: 6212

Nowledge, your av is hilarious. __________________ 51,074,897,462 coolio points, courtesy of BizB. I love you! I'm forever stroking my ergo.--Detta 26 mother f***ers!--Detta It figures the only person on the internet that's scared of me is an eleven year-old girl. Lacerda 10-01-2004 04:05 PM

   

   
   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

tpfu ChisWu sucks... So does his siter... tpfu! Your dear coming!! 10-01-2004 04:58 PM

   

   
   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

BlackWidow She is definitely hot. A woman to treasure. BlackWidow... My dear coming!! 10-01-2004 05:01 PM

   
   
   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

HELP It is hard to breathe. I'm struggling to think. HELP! Nothing but blackness. This one reminds me of a time that I went camping. 10-01-2004 05:13 PM

   
   

   

------------------------------------------- DM Old Sissy Hooker Pimp Registered: Feb 2004 Location: <insert<location>> Posts: 1623

LSD It was once fun and games. I am now scarred. LSD... Reality is forever fucked. This one also reminds me of a time that I went camping. 10-01-2004 05:36 PM

   
   

   
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Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 17, 2010, 05:15:29 PM

Tears in My Eyes

I opened this thread
Not knowing what to expect
Tears in my eyes
Somebody is chopping an onion near me 

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Banshee on August 18, 2010, 09:51:06 AM

Ok, I'm confused.  :?

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 18, 2010, 05:37:14 PM

Don't be Confused

Many, many people
Won't get this thread
Don't be confused
People may think you are me

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 18, 2010, 05:49:20 PM

Some have never been seen, except by PB maybe.


A sad attempt at topping Nasty Bitch.  I failed.  

Was it Wrong of Me to Put it There?

I thought our love
Was the the stongest there was
Was it wrong of me to put it there?
If so, our love isn't as strong as I thought


Chew Toys on the Bed

The puppy wants up
To be with me
Chew toys on the bed
Perhaps I should share them


You Were Good

Hot, lusty passion
I'm so satisfied
You were good
Go make me a sandwich


Shaved

The soft touch of love
I will be missing it for a while
Shaved
Why did you do that to my sheep?


Pigsty

This place is a mess
So much to clean
Pigsty
Fuck it.  I'll take a nap.


Don't Touch Me There!

Do you know what you're doing?
You charge a bit much
Don't touch me there!
What kind of hairstylist are you?


Sugar Daddy

Spending the dough
Showing the love
Sugar daddy
I need to get me one of those


Blue Balls

Such a strange feeling
A new one for me
Blue balls
A can of spray paint goes a long way


Skank

Where are you going?
Dressed like that?
Skank
Be careful tonight, Mom.

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: pbsaurus on August 18, 2010, 07:15:50 PM

Are you serious

Someone once had a login
Of the aforementioned name
Are you serious
Go ask Dangermonk

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 18, 2010, 07:39:02 PM

I'm Not Serious

I was once serious
A long time ago
I'm not Serious
I'm too old to be Serious these days

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: 12AX7 on August 19, 2010, 07:58:17 AM

Soy Titties

Soy Titties
They are made of silicone
But they do not squirt soy milk!
Soy Titties
These are the fake ones

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 19, 2010, 08:47:15 AM

You're Not Going to Spank Me?

I was in the wrong
I deserve to be punished
You're not going to spank me?
Give me my money back!

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 19, 2010, 06:19:28 PM

Flexing the Muscle

I have two kids on the way
And I'm the man of the house
Flexing the muscle
Pregnant chicks just don't do it for me

 :?

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: pbsaurus on August 19, 2010, 06:29:37 PM

Preggo Porn

You never know
Maybe you'll like it
Preggo Porn
Give it a google

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 06:18:52 AM

Preggo Porn Won't Either

If preggo sex
Doesn't work
Preggo porn won't either
I'm not touching it with a nine inch stick

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: TheJudge on August 20, 2010, 07:03:16 AM

Try putting oignons on that sucker

Maybe he won't touch it
Don't kock it till you try it
Try putting oignons on that sucker
Worked for Lacerda

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: 12AX7 on August 20, 2010, 08:10:18 AM

Quote from: TheJudge on August 20, 2010, 07:03:16 AM

Try putting oignons on that sucker

Maybe he won't touch it
Don't kock it till you try it
Try putting oignons on that sucker
Worked for Lacerda[/i]

lol "kock"

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: 12AX7 on August 20, 2010, 08:21:16 AM

lol COCK!

Look at those fuckers laughing
They don't know the sweet lovin'
lol COCK!
Demo loves that 12 year old stuff

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 01:20:24 PM

Proof

Somewhere is gone
But I kept this
Proof
http://dangermonk.com/scotch

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: pbsaurus on August 20, 2010, 01:54:05 PM

I Already Knew That

That is not news
You fruiting jingle jangle
I Already Knew That
Check your logs

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 02:07:20 PM

I don't have Logs

I've looked everywhere
Even under the sofa
I don't have logs
It is too hot here to use the fireplace

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: pbsaurus on August 20, 2010, 02:30:51 PM

TSOTEOTS

Hectar
CVL, GWV, CATOML
TSOTEOTS
All synonyms for LOL

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 02:35:49 PM

I Give Up

Scratching my head
Racking my brain
I give up
What does LOL mean?

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: pbsaurus on August 20, 2010, 02:37:14 PM

TSOTEOTS

I already
Told you
TSOTEOTS
Means--Gee Ivan's Butthairs Are Really Long

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 02:44:17 PM

I got it now

All of that
Just to know
I've got it now
Why didn't you just say that from the beginning?

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 09:34:51 PM

Licking My Wounds

I'm an average guy
I need to feel love
Licking my wounds
I hope I don't break my back in the process

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 20, 2010, 09:39:20 PM

$875?

I had it once
Now it is gone
$875?
Somebody actually wants $875 for armandos.org?

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: 12AX7 on August 22, 2010, 07:25:52 AM

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: eek: : mad: fffffhop dopjeo
esporadico_eximio@ hotmail .com
{LIST} null
Hail Pepe

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: 12AX7 on August 22, 2010, 07:44:52 AM

jlmr11

"thank u, chef i've so much afraid
i do all to write good english
speaking do i'll already great
jlmr11
but only when i'm drunk"

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 25, 2010, 07:13:00 PM

Been Over 36 Hours

I was cutting back
But somehow I quit
Been over 36 hours
When the withdraws are gone I'll probably get hit by a bus or something

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 27, 2010, 02:30:11 PM

Is Been Over Three Days

It has been pretty rough
Even so, I'll make it
Is been over three days
Fucking kids aren't even here and are already fucking up the flow of my life

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 27, 2010, 04:22:44 PM

I Have a Penis

Here we go again
"I want, I need"
I have a penis
I'm not supposed to be in the kitchen

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on August 27, 2010, 04:42:20 PM

I'm a Sensitive Guy

I may sound harsh
I may sound rude
I'm a sensitive guy
My eyes tear up when I see dead animals in on the road

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:20:43 AM

Oh no!  I dropped it!

I grabbed that little thing
I squeezed it hard
Oh no!  I dropped it!
Good thing it is attached to me. 

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:23:04 AM

I think I did it

I gave it a shot
It was rough at first
I think I did it
Haven't smoke a cigarette in over six months

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:29:04 AM

Now about drinking...

I'm an excellent asshole
The dickhead of saints
Now about drinking...
I'm only having a couple of glasses of wine each night. 

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:30:40 AM

Now about Armandos...

You are a sorry asshole
A dickhead among saints
Now about Armandos...
Write some, bitch!

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:33:25 AM

The twins hate me

I'm a father now
The ol' lady's two grew fast
The twins hate me
So do the kids

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:35:38 AM

Dirty Whore!

I pay you the big bucks
To do what I want
Dirty whore!
I don't pay you for that!




Sorry.  Trying to out-do Nasty Bitch.  Again. 

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: Dangermonk on February 26, 2011, 12:49:18 AM

I'd hit it!

Hey!
She's a pretty hot chick!
I'd hit it!
I'm sure she deserves it. 

Title: Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
Post by: pbsaurus on February 28, 2011, 03:13:25 PM

Are you Serious?

Been awhile,
Dude!
Are you Serious?
Stick around awhile.